English Championship 3473 Match reports/Transfers - Page 2 - Football Manager Forum

Clarkey · 04-17-2009, 03:41 PM

Mourinho and Justice in the frame!

Mourinho and Nick Justice are now among the suspects for the burgalry after traces of Mourinhos HAIR were found in the house.

Ryan Clarke has also denied the apparent egging and papping of Nick Justice.Ryan was interviwed during his tea at the prison in West London.

"Me and Dan are innocent i mean it would be funny to egg and pap Nick but i wouldn't do it.Nick should be put behind bars for assualt and theft simple as.He started on Dan while Dan was doing a dump.I then jumped on Nick and threw him to the ground and Dan F@rted in his face.Thats all that happened i swear"

Mourinho is now being jetted to England for questioning.he is thought not to be too happy about having to fly to England but Ryan and Dan hope that it brings justice to Chairmane Wilcox

.Dan Griffin' · 04-17-2009, 03:52 PM

Chairmane Wilcox Burglary Update

Today, Inter boss Jose Mourinho has been sent to prison for 12 years after being held responsible for the burglary of Chairmane Wilcox's house. It was later believed that he had also raped the 23 year old, and was then sentenced to a further 8 years to add it up to 20 years in prison.

The story on the ''Egging and Papping'' of Justice has been dropped as Justice was to have started on Griffin while releasing his manly waste in the dog house/bog, and then Clarkey was simply helping out a friend in trouble when Griffin got up, he saw Justice on the floor and apprently let out these words
This Is Something I've Wanted To Do In Ages!
Then, Justice fell to the floor and was knocked on conscious ( spelling ). Griffin was fined an additional £4,500 to the £2000 for being accused of the burglary.

Justice is now in hospital after being unconscious ( spelling ) and what caused it was unexpected. People believed that Griffin had lashed out at the QPR boss but really, Justice was faking it and it turned out that Griff let out a source of plopping gas that silenced the prison.

Griffin was let off with the fines and Justice was given them for trying to drop Griff in it.

- CASE CLOSED? -

Clarkey · 04-17-2009, 04:07 PM

Relieved its over!

Aldershot manager ryan Clarke had this to say about the Chairmane Wilcox Burglary.

"I am so glad its over as it looked as if it might cost my job at times.if i was forced to leave after only a few hours in charge i sure that would have been the end of my managerial career.

Ryan hopes that his team are remembered for footballing terms and not for the Chairmane Wilcox Burglary.

Clarkey · 04-17-2009, 05:17 PM

Mourinho in prison break!

Only hours after being put behind bars Jose Mourinho has managed to escape.One cop was found tied up and gagged in Jose's bed.He has made claims of rape which he soon dropped claming it was good fun.

The case was closed but it may be re-opened and managers Ryan Clarke, Dan Griffin and Nick Justice may be put back in the frame.

The managers must have thought this was the end of the saga but it appears not.There are very few details of Mourinhos escape but the two main suspect are

Nick Justice
Dr.Plod(formerly PC Plod)

Nick's Ford KA was found in Cheshire with Mourinho's fingerprints all over it.Dr.Plod has also been reported missing and it seems the two made off in the night.

Ryan Clarke has been arrested for suspeted assitance in the break-out and Ryan had three words to say FOR GOD'S SAKE!

Chairmane Wilcox Burglary case Re-Opened???

.Dan Griffin' · 04-17-2009, 06:26 PM

Chairmane Wilcox Case Re-Opened !?!?
Mourinho Broken Out Of Cell !

Earlier today Inter gaffer broke out of jail and has vanished. It is believed he is no longer the boss as he was sentenced to 20 years in prison. Nick Justice is belived to have got the Pourtuguese out of the cell somehow and armed guards reported that they were simply not quick enough to catch the duo. It is not said who is held responsible but Justice is believed to be top-man to catch.

Griffin's Bentley was also damaged with windows smashed, slashed tyres and stratch marks over the paint job, there was a note found in what was left of the windshield saying:
Hey Dan, have a good job fixing your car and good luck with Chelsea, the Italians are comin' for yer'.
Police have sent out all of there troops to get the QPR boss as he said he wanted an all Italian side and that note has briefly stated its QPR boss Justice who dunnit'.
More news as it unfolds.

Nick Justice · 04-17-2009, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clarkey

Mourinho in prison break!

Only hours after being put behind bars Jose Mourinho has managed to escape.One cop was found tied up and gagged in Jose's bed.He has made claims of rape which he soon dropped claming it was good fun.

The case was closed but it may be re-opened and managers Ryan Clarke, Dan Griffin and Nick Justice may be put back in the frame.

The managers must have thought this was the end of the saga but it appears not.There are very few details of Mourinhos escape but the two main suspect are

Nick Justice
Dr.Plod(formerly PC Plod)

Nick's Ford KA was found in Cheshire with Mourinho's fingerprints all over it.Dr.Plod has also been reported missing and it seems the two made off in the night.

Ryan Clarke has been arrested for suspeted assitance in the break-out and Ryan had three words to say FOR GOD'S SAKE!

Chairmane Wilcox Burglary case Re-Opened???

ill have u know i drive this: not KA

Clarkey · 04-17-2009, 06:43 PM

Justice Found..At QPR's training ground?

Supposed criminal Nick Justice has been caught.....At QPR's training ground.the police arrested him but later realesed him after they found he was not involved.

When Justice was found he was gagged to a bed with only boxers on.There was a note on his head which said "Shame i didn't have a condom Ploddy".Dr.Plod and Mourinho are closing in on the top 10 most wanted men.They are wanted on charges for Theft jail break sexual assualt as well as damage to a public property.

Nick Justice · 04-17-2009, 06:49 PM

Plod and Mourinho were caught on there way to Tokyo, it seems they were fleaing the country there now both in prison....Justice, has been made!

Clarkey · 04-18-2009, 12:40 PM

Aldeshot get and miss one!

Aldeshot today completed the signing of one player and then admitted they had been outbidded for another.They completed the signing of Rafael Toloi.Then Ryan admitted that bardford City had outbiided them for Kwadjo Asomoah.Not many people know why Ryan went for the young Brazilian but Ryan has told the press it was after a tip-off from a bloke named Insider.

Gillingham V Aldershot!

This game is both of the teams first of the season and Gillingham are heavy favourites because Aldershot have been unable to train due to Ryan being held up in the Chairmane Wilcox Case.

Both sides are injury and suspension free and both managers are likely to name their strongest side.

New signing Toloi looks set to start for Aldershot in a formation where Aldershot will be looking for all 3 points.Gillingham are yet to make any signings or to seel anyone off so it is likely there team and formation will be simaliar to the one used near the end of last season that brought them 5 wins in 6 games.

Season Expectations: Ryan Clarke

Ryan reckons that Gillingham will have a tough season and will finish mid-table due to lack of players and funds.

Prediction 13th

Ryan to feature in Hell's Kitchen?

Rumours are flieing around about Shots Boss Ryan Clarke appearing on hit show Hell's Kitchen.This would be a contraversial move after Ryan was locked up twice for connections with the Chairmane Wilcox Case.Ryan was later realesed twice with Mate and Chelsea manager Dan Griffin.

cesc4 · 04-18-2009, 12:52 PM

Huddersfield buy young dudes!

Huddersfield have almost completed the signings of several hot prospects, most notable of these being Jeffren of Barcelona and Lulinha of Corinthians.
Manager 4 Words (Ben Hawkin) had this to say
"Is this mike working? Hello? Oh **** were on air. Emmm yeah the dudes are legends and they well, ehh, be the emmm, future of the club thing"

These players are expected to break into the H'field first team pretty soon and can't wait to be busting nets at the Galpharm Stadium

Lulinha at former club Corinthians

Jeffren kicking *** in his Barca days

Nick Justice · 04-18-2009, 12:56 PM

Queens Park 'Italy' Rangers

Young Davide Santon one of many Italians to join Queens Park Rangers

more to come at a later date

.Dan Griffin' · 04-18-2009, 02:58 PM

English Championship 3473 Division 1 Update - Chelsea FC

Lucho Gonzalez Is One Of Four Players To Sign A Contract At Chelsea.

Lucho In His Porto Days.

Earlier today Chelsea captured the signature of the Argentine Central Midfielder. A deal which will keep the Argentine international at Stamford Bridge until 2012, the deal saw French LM Florent Malouda and young England Center Back Michael Mancienne who will now play there football in Portugal.

Lucho was also bidded on by another club but FC Porto are not claiming who the club were. As Lucho plays such beautiful football he will attract many fans to Stamford Bridge. Oscar 28, will fit right into the Central Midfield role along side English Center Mid Frank Lampard. The Duo are set to make there first appearances tonight away at Bolton.

Clarkey · 04-18-2009, 07:18 PM

Barzilian shot-stopper Cortez Cardiso Bruno joins Aldershot

Today Aldershot completed the signing of Brazilian keeper Bruno.Bruno is unknown in Britain and there are already doubts as to why Ryan decided to make this move.Bruno was tipped for better things in Brazil but one must wonder if they meant in England.

Ryan confirms Hell's Kitchen role!

Shot's boss Ryan Clarke has also confirmed that he will be featuring in Hit-show Hell's Kitchen and many believe he will be controlling either the Red or Blue kitchen and Ryan admits he is looking forward to his role no matter what it is.

Clarkey · 04-19-2009, 08:21 PM

Aldershot signs Nadal

Aldershot Town have today confirmed the signing of Spanish striker Xisco Nadal.Nadal is tipped to be a future star and Aldershot fans are happy that Nadal has signed.Aldershot were beaten to another Spanish star by Exeter City.The man in question was defender Luna who is also tipped to be a star.

^<<ShAHIr>><<94>>^ · 04-24-2009, 01:53 PM

HAMMERS FOUND NEW MAN

WES HAM HAS APPOINTED AHMAD SHAHIR AS THEIR NEW CLUB'S MANAGER.'I'M REALY HAPPY TO MANAGED THIS CLUB,AND I PROMISE TO BRING THIS CLUB TO THE TOP.'SHAHIR SAID.