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  1. Re: Chuck Norris Facts

    When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror. He See's nothing. Their can never be a second Chuck Norris.

    If their was a year for every single one of Chuck Norris's beard hair....then we would be in the year 2 billion!

  2. Re: Celebrities - Who You've Met And What They Were Like!

    I've met Tito Jackson!

    I don't have a photo of him with me but I do have a photo of his autograph. Posted it on facebook!

    Tito had come to my school and I was one of the lucky 20 to get chosen to meet him :D

    He is a really down to earth person. Fame doesn't get to his head..thats for sure.

    I have also met Pixie Lott. A few weeks after I met her...she got a number 1 in the charts with Mama Do B)

  3. Re: Chuck Norris Facts

    In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

    Chuck Norris shed's his skin twice a year.

    Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

    When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

    Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard

    Chuck Norris did not go to school....school went to him.

    Mr T. stole the catch frase " I pity the fool" from Chuck Norris. This is what Chuck would always say to him.

    The letters C , H , U , K , N , O , R, I , S were only added to the alphabet when Chuck Norris was born.

    I apologize for my last fact..I was wrong. Chuck Norris was not born..he made himself out of Lego.

    Chuck Norris has no nationality except from ChuckNorrisian.

    Italics are ones I thought of myself

  4. Re: Official Red Devils thread

    well obviously its not just him... I just wanted him to feel like I was right :D

    I believe Nani has improved. He has scored quite a few goals this season. Set up a few I think. I think he is good...not great...but good. Neither Valencia or Nani are good enough for Man Utd right now. Thats where we are lacking in my opinion!

  5. Re: The Division 1 Challenge ¦¦ United_51 - Sunderland /\ Armand_Mufc - Fulham

    Fulham Start With A Win - Like Sunderland!


    Fulham have also started with a win in tonights opening season match againt Portsmouth.

    Fulham beat Pompey 1 - 0 with Borrellio scoring the only goal. Armand Derri is very happy with the win but is keeping his feet on the ground. He also said this about his fellow Albanian manager, United_51 :

    Sunderland have made some good, young signings so far...but I don't think that is a good tactic. I have had previous experience with trying to keep a young squad...it does not work. I don't think Sunderland will do well. They need experience as well. But, its up to the manager. We will just see.

    He also replied to Cesc4's comment earlier on :

    "Thanks mate. And it is quite a challenge because Fulham and Sunderland...rated the same. But no many people expect them to win the league do they? And look at both managers tactics. Sunderland have chosen youth. I have chosen mainly experience and bargains. We will just see what happens"

    Come On Fulham!

  6. Re: The Division 1 Challenge ¦¦ United_51 - Sunderland /\ Armand_Mufc - Fulham

    Fulham Sign 3 New Players

    With an already good team, Armand Derri, made only 3 signings in his first day and is not expected to sign many more.

    Charles Itandje signed for a few mil to stay as back up to Shwarzer.

    Miguel Ricardo Costa has signed from Wolfsburg to play as CB.

    Thiago Motta, a big name signing for Fulham fans, has also signed to help the holding midfielders.

    Armand Derri is very happy with these signing and is sure he will beat United 51's team this season.

  7. Re: SM - Mock The Week

    some of these Ideas don't remind me of Mock The Week at all' date=' they just sound like a caption competition :([/quote']

    Because we arent paid comedians who are very experienced at being comedians :D

    It's just a thread to have a bit of fun

  8. Re: SM - Mock The Week

    *Tonight On Jeremy Kyle :

    Jeremy Kyle tells of his need to die

    Trisha tells us of her crush on Jermey Kyle

    Maury tells us of his passion to kidnap little girls.

    All that and more after the 20 minute break. *

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