The PFC Nefto Revolution Is Here... by Dean Sour
The new manager at Neftochimic has been called many a thing in his management career but one thing is for sure that he is brash and has an attitude, in a brief interview (it's all we could get with him) he explains some of his thoughts pre season.
Dean "So Craig"
Craig "It's Sir, as in an important person and then Minter... M-I-N-T-E-R, are you inept or something?"
Dean "Sorry, Sir Minter... We at SM World would just like to know some of your views on the team you have took over"
Craig "Well, they sucked... just one of these clubs that are all like... yeah it's ok being near the bottom but sod that... I am a winner and I am in charge"
Dean "There has been a lot of interest into your transfers, can you explain"
Craig "I sacked the captain and vice captain because they spoke Bulgarian to me, it's true... who gives a crap?"
Dean "Who will replace them?"
Craig "Now that is a good question son... I'm a believer in starting strong at the back. My old dear friend Layton Baines is coming in and we've bribedsorrypersuadedsorryconv.... ok actually, the ultras and I are one, we made Nicolas Otamendi come over to support Varane in the right central side of defence, make no mistake I think i've got the strongest defence."
Dean "There has been a lot of interest into the Depay situation."
Craig "He is a good player, I bought him and I got rid of that bloody idiot Stones, bloody guy was a moron. You see I drink tea and the guy brought it over without sugar... who does that? As for the other player I can't even remember his name, life goes on."
Dean "Any predictions for the upcoming season?"
Craig "My ultras are ready for war, what is your prediction for the season"
Dean "I thin...."
Craig "It doesn't matter what your prediction is!"