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    milessurrey got a reaction from dancpoli in Official Arsenal Thread   
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    milessurrey got a reaction from LinkinP in SM Private Messages   
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    milessurrey reacted to Kyle Turner in SM Name Creator   
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    good idea, will do it once i have done all of these, will try to get 3/4 done today:D
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    milessurrey got a reaction from Stevie Blade in Just Need Some Advice :)   
    Hey guys, some of you might know that I'm now living in Hong Kong and not Panama. I miss Panama a lot obviously and I was wondering since I'm a 10th Grader if there's a solution to wanting to return to Panama to study at my school. If you guys have any ideas I'd love to take them. Moving isn't fun and the culture shock is immense. I wanna escape and return to Panama!
    Any suggestions?
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    milessurrey reacted to Ahmed in Robert Lewandowski - Polish Sensation!   
    Robert Lewandowski is a 20 year-old Polish striker playing for Lech Poznań.
    The young forward has had a remarkable start in his career, bagging the goals from the lowest divisions.
    Two season's ago, he was was the Polish third division's top goal scorer with 15 goals, helping Znicz Pruszków win promotion.
    The next season he was the top scorer in the Polish second division with 21 goals.
    This summer UEFA Cup contenders, Lech Poznań splashed the cash for his signature hoping he'd be a player for the future.
    Instead, he continued his fine form and making the headlines in Poand.
    He made his debut for Lech coming on as a sub in a first round UEFA Cup qualifier against FK Khazar Lenkoran in Azerbaijan and scoring the only goal of the match.
    He also scored on his debut in the league game.
    Robert now has an outstanding 5 goals in 5 games in the league.
    Is he fighting for the top scorer here too ?
    Yes, so far he is the topscorer in division 1.
    His performances didn't go unnoticed and the national team coaches had him on their books.
    In March he made is U-21 debut against England and rapidly made his national debut coming on as a sub against San Marino and scoring one goal.
    Here are some videos of him-
    Lech - Grasshoppers, 2:0 Lewandowski
    Lech - Grasshoppers, 3:0 Lewandowski
    A wonderful finish
    Wisła Kraków - Lech Poznań 1:4 R.Lewandowski
    A short compilation
    In summary-
    2006/07-Znicz Pruszków (Division 3- Top scorer with 15 goals)
    2007/08-Znicz Pruszków (Division 2- Top scorer with 21 goals)
    2008/09- Lech Poznań (Division 1- 5 games and 5 goals-so far leading the goalscoring charts)
    Poland U-21: Debut in March agianst England
    Poland National Team: 1 appearance, 1 goal.

    He is on the DB rated 74.
    With his side competing in the UEFA Cup, his national team participation and his goal-scoring form; expect him to be one for the future.
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    milessurrey reacted to Insider in Theo Walcott   
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    milessurrey reacted to Bobo in The Forum Rumour Thread   
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    Wigan boss Steve Bruce has blocked Sheffield United's attempts to sign Michael Brown on loan. (Daily Mirror)
    Sheikh Mohammed has ditched Dubai International Capital and will use his own wealth to invest in Liverpool. (Daily Mirror)
    Liverpool's owners Tom Hicks and George Gillett are ready to sell the club but want £300m more than Sheikh Mohammed's valuation of about £450m. (Daily Mirror)
    Arsenal's injured Croatian striker Eduardo, who suffered a fractured left fibula and an open dislocation of his left ankle in February, hopes to return to action before Christmas. (Daily Express)
    Crocked Hearts defender Robbie Neilson is also hoping to make a comeback before the end of the year following his Achilles tendon surgery. (Daily Record)
    Rangers star Lee McCulloch will speak out later this week to reveal why he chose to quit the Scotland set-up. (Daily Record)
    Hibernian boss Mixu Paatelainen tried to lure ex-Hearts star Antti Niemi to Easter Road in the summer before injury forced the Finnish goalkeeper to retire. (Daily Record)
    The £80m National Football Centre at Burton-on-Trent has again become a low priority in Lord Triesman's plans as chairman of the Football Association. (Daily Mail)
    Liverpool boss Rafael Benitez believes Reds defender Jamie Carragher will achieve his dream of becoming manager at Anfield in 10 or 15 years. (The Times)
    Former Chelsea striker Gianfranco Zola has agreed a three-year deal to be the new West Ham manager. (various)
    Zola will be unveiled as Hammers boss at a press conference on Thursday. (Various)
    However, he will not start work until Monday. (The Sun)
    The Italian's contract at Upton Park is worth £4.5m. (The Sun)
    Zola will appoint Chelsea number two Steve Clarke and ex-Blues fitness coach Antonio Pintus as his backroom staff. (The Sun)
    Another ex-Chelsea man, Pierluigi Casiraghi, will stay with the Italy Under-21 side after Zola resigned from his post in charge of that squad on Wednesday. (Daily Star)
    Hammers caretaker boss Kevin Keen will continue on the coaching staff, although ex-West Ham striker Paolo Di Canio is not part of Zola's plans. (Daily Express)
    Zola is still working towards getting a Uefa Pro Licence - the required coaching qualification to become a Premier League boss - but that is not expected to stop him taking the job. (The Independent)
    Newcastle want Blackburn boss Paul Ince to be their new manager. (Daily Mirror)
    But Rovers are convinced Ince will not leave Ewood Park. (Daily Express)
    Newcastle owner Mike Ashley wants a new boss installed in time for Saturday's home game against Hull City. (The Sun)
    Tottenham first-team coach Gus Poyet, Zenit St Petersburg boss **** Advocaat and Russia coach Guus Hiddink are all under consideration for the Magpies post. (Daily Telegraph)
    Ashley is set to watch the match against the Tigers from the St James' Park directors box, rather than his usual position in the stand alongside Newcastle fans. (Daily Express)
    Newcastle striker Michael Owen plans to build a £12m wonderland theme park on the Costa del Sol in the grounds of his new luxury retreat. (Daily Express)
    Manchester City are spending £150,000 on a private plane to bring quartet Robinho, Elano, Jo and Pablo Zabaleta back from international duty in South America in time to face Chelsea on Saturday . (The Sun)
    Or City will use outgoing owner Thaksin Shinawatra's private jet to fly the quartet back to Manchester. (Daily Express)
    Scottish referee Stuart Dougal has been ruled out for two months with a broken wrist after slipping on colleague Dougie McDonald's kitchen floor. (Daily Record)
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    milessurrey reacted to Sky Blue Lee in The Forum Rumour Thread   
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    milessurrey got a reaction from Sky Blue Lee in The Forum Rumour Thread   
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    If he was gonna sell chickens, I'd believe him
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    milessurrey reacted to Austin in Forumer Of The Year 2008 - (Qualifying) - Group 6   
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    voted miles simply because his posts are good quality, knows how to keep a rivalry going(Euro Nations, got ya Bilbao now and finished second with them in the top division),and is the best quality by a bit in this group.
    Carbon is a great guy and I know a bit of him but all Ive seen of him is 2 great match reports and some posts saying stop arguing and have fun, this is a forum and its just a game etc:o
    Reddevil fc is good but didnt see him for a while, and then when he came back he made a thread why he wasn't in the foty which he shouldnt(you should let other people defend you) which he was a bit rude and got the thread closed.
    He has some nice posts in the pts section though:)
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    milessurrey got a reaction from Austin in Chelski Rating Changes   
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    Ivanovic is basically gone for a while so he should drop to 86.
    As a Chelsea fan I'm happy to see all these appeals for Deco to rise but it's too early to tell IMO if he keeps it up though he should see a 94 soon enough.
    Alex should also go down -1
    Joe Cole for me has always been fantastic and deserves a 94 certainly.
    I think Malouda should drop aswell -1
    Essien should be a 96, he is pure class
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    milessurrey got a reaction from Sparky in European Nations Transfer/Match Report Thread   
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    Miles Surrey has immediately replied to Sam Wainwrights offer by saying "No way, Jose". The Bilbao manager believes that if he and Wainwright were in the same team coaching, it would be ridiculous because we'd win every single match and I want the setup to be fair so we don't win it all.
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    milessurrey got a reaction from Sinny in Relegation candidates for next season in the premier league   
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    This is how I think the order will turn out
    16. West Brom
    17. Hull
    18. Bolton
    19. Fulham
    20. Stoke
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    milessurrey got a reaction from Nathan Kirby in The Birthday/Anniversary/Congratulations Thread   
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    milessurrey got a reaction from Sparky in The Birthday/Anniversary/Congratulations Thread   
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    milessurrey reacted to TomOwen in Jokes   
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    Q: If Dracula, a smart blonde and a brunette all jump down the Empire State Building, who will hit the ground first?
    A: The brunette because Dracula and a smart blonde don't exist!
    Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
    A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
    Q: What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison?
    A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.
    Q: How many Man U fans does it take to pave up a driveway?
    A: Depends how thin you slice them.
    Q. What would you call a pregnant Man United fan?
    A: A dope carrier.
    Sir Alex is queuing in his local building society, when a gunman bursts in through the door demanding money. Ferguson attempts to tackle the raider, but gets knocked over...as he falls, his head smashes the counter and Sir Alex is out cold. The robber escapes and the cashier tries to revive Ferguson. After a few minutes he comes round and looks bewildered. His first words are "Where the hell am I?". The Cashier replies: "don't worry, its ok, you're in the Nationwide." Ferguson replies, "F**k me, is it May already?"
    Q. What do you call a Manchester United fan with half a brain?
    A: Gifted.
    Q: How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.
    Michael Barrymore has offered Manchester United £1 million pounds to play as their striker because he wants 10 pr*cks behind him and 67,000 a**holes jumping up and down.
    Q: What do Manchester fans use as birth control?
    A: Their personalities.
    Q: What do Beckham and Posh Spice both have in common?
    A: Both are f**ing bad singers!!!
    Q: How many Man U supporters does it take to stop a moving Bus?
    A: Never enough.
    Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
    A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.
    Q: What do you call a Mancunian with no arms and legs?
    A: Trustworthy.
    Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Man Utd. fan?
    A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
    Q: What's the difference between a Man-U fan and a Vibrator?
    A: A Man U fan is a real d*ck
    Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at Old Trafford?
    A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Highbury.
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    milessurrey got a reaction from Rishabh Desai in The Birthday/Anniversary/Congratulations Thread   
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    Happy Birthday Rishabh enjoy the cake!!!!!!
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    milessurrey reacted to YANKER in Spanish Ratings   
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    I'm surprised no one has mentioned the defenders from Almeria b/c Almeria's defensive record is maybe 5th or so in the league and their defenders are only in the mid-upper 80s. I'd expect:
    CARLOS GARCIA, Badias 87.......89
    PULIDO, Rúben 87.......88
    In fact, I looked around and it seems like the defenders for Osasuna and Athletic Bilbao need increases too, so here are my predictions...
    CRUCHAGA, César 87.....87/88
    MIGUEL FLANO, Bezunartea 87.......88
    JOSETXO, Romero 87.......87/88
    MONREAL, Nacho 86.......86/87
    CORRALES, Enrique 87........87/88
    Athletic Bilbao
    KOIKILI , Lertxundi 86.........87/88
    DEL HORNO, Asier 88...........87* (Yes, I realize this is a decrease)
    USTARITZ, Aldekoaotalora 86..........86/87
    IRAOLA, Andoni 88..........89
    Aight, I hope this helps. I think there are a number of defenders, especially on Bilbao, that should get decreases especially if the defenders I listed will increase.
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    milessurrey reacted to Richard Osborne in SM Private Messages   
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    Okay I just copied and pasted the last 6 messages between me and this guy 'zeb adee', as you can see they are all from him and I haven't replied. I haven't blocked him because I find his messages amusing! Most of his messages are from 2007 but tonight I was lucky enough to receive a new one! Here they are:
    Last (6) Private Messages between you and zeb adeezeb adee said...
    Sent: Wed 23rd Apr 2008 10:50pm
    Subject: {no subject}
    hey i heard you swallow bullcum through a straw for breakfast you dirty crachead lol
    zeb adee said...
    Sent: Wed 17th Oct 2007 10:45pm
    Subject: {no subject}
    hey remember me you nobhead. well i would just like to inform you that i am the best manager in the world check out my man city sqaud you nobhead. you are gay and realy not cool you nobhead.
    zeb adee said...
    Sent: Tue 11th Sep 2007 11:14am
    Subject: {no subject}
    u r not cool! u r a looser! u r gramitacly incorect u nobhead!
    zeb adee said...
    Sent: Sat 14th Apr 2007 10:52pm
    Subject: {no subject}
    ok you were lucky this time KOPKAT. we will meet again when my sqaud has improved then you sahll pay the price for underestimating the best manager in the world...zebadee!!!
    zeb adee said...
    Sent: Sat 14th Apr 2007 6:53pm
    Subject: {no subject}
    are you ready?
    zeb adee said...
    Sent: Sat 14th Apr 2007 12:14am
    Subject: {no subject}
    listen here kopkat i have not been playing this long and when it said not match fit i thought it meant injured. but anyway dispite my inexperiance barcalona are going down, downtown!
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    milessurrey reacted to Sparky in Benzema Overrated   
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    milessurrey reacted to lukelufc in Forumer Evaluation Thread   
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    Username: lukelufc
    Best Sub Forums: Most places, help, suggestions and improvements, player discussion, the odd match report etc......
    Age: 16
    - My helpfulness, creating the help with deals thread that has gone over 1100 posts today proving a success:eek: , helping to save lives is what i try to emphasise most.
    - Can produce good player rating and talent scouting threads (but it seems not the last one! lol)
    -I'm always here, a few hours every day, even 15minutes after quite violent (for uk) earthquakes
    (seeing as i do maths at sixth form i thought i would calculate the date i would get a response on this reply...........and i came up with.............27th June 2009:p , Mark your not going to sleep for days with all these people trying to get your response. Good Luck!)
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    milessurrey got a reaction from Baseball Furie in Forumer Evaluation Thread   
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    Username: milessurrey
    Best Sub Forums: Player Ratings, SM Predict, Match Reports
    Age: 15
    Strengths: Chicken Eating Contests
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    milessurrey reacted to Mark 1978 in Jokes   
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    The alternative nursery rhymes

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
    The structure of the wall was incorrect
    So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
    It's Raining, It's Pouring.
    Oh S ** t, it's Global Warming.
    Jack and Jill went into town
    To fetch some chips and sweeties.
    He can't keep his heart rate down
    And she's got diabetes.
    Mary had a little skirt
    With splits right up the sides
    And everywhere that Mary went
    The boys could see her thighs.
    Mary had another skirt
    'twas split right up the front
    ...But she didn't wear that one often.
    Mary had a little lamb
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her
    Between two chunks of bread.
    Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
    Said Simple Simon to the pie man
    'What have U got there?'
    Said the pie man unto Simon
    Pies you dickhead.
    Mary had a little lamb
    It ran into a pylon.
    10,000 volts went up its arse
    And turned its wool to nylon.
    Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
    Kissed the girls and made them cry.
    When the boys came out to play
    He kissed them too cause he was gay.
    Jack and Jill
    Went up the hill
    To have a little fun.
    Jill, the dill,
    Forgot her pill,
    And now they have a son.
    Jack and Jill
    Went up the hill
    And planned to do some kissing.
    Jack made a pass
    And grabbed her as*
    Now two of his teeth are missing.
    Mary had a little lamb
    Its fleece was white and wispy.
    Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
    And now it's black and crispy.
    Dont you just love 'em???

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    milessurrey got a reaction from Arteb in Typical Day   
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    I once saw that thing in my hallway in my imagination....creepy
    Sadly I can tell you what that thing is about. It's some gay' date=' satanic guy who has polio and he's talking about some kinda gay Brazilian clan he was in. They apparently want to kill him for revealing this video to youtube. Most shocking of all is that it hasn't been flagged as inappropriate yet. It's probably not true but that's what I've been told. Sorry for scarring people it really is messed up
    This should really cheer you up this got me immediately
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    milessurrey got a reaction from Armand_Mufc in Lower League Laughing Stock   
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    I want to be the Queen of the South
    Ok that sounded a little wrong
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