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  1. Re: la Résistance (Official thread) Ribery moves on.. French Superstar Franck Ribery has signed for Manchester City! After a series of negotiations that seemed to take forever, eventually Bayern Manager Razz was happy enough with what City manager Danny King had to offer. The meeting lasted over 4 and a half hours, but the ending was emphatic. It is understood that Bayern have receieved a sum of £7 million plus diminutive defensive midfielder, Javier Mascherano. Also, Spain's best Left Back, in Joan Capdevilla, has made the trip to The Allianz Arena to put pen to paper with the German Giants. This is what Bayern manager Razz had to say ; "I'm overall quite happy with the deal ; Mascherano will do doubt add serious ability to the midfield and Capdevilla will strengthen our defence which has been leaking goals this season so i'm very happy. Of course Ribery will be missed, he was a great player for us, a legend in his own right, and we wish him the best of luck at his new club in Manchester.
  2. Re: la Résistance (Official thread) Heskey Fires Bayern to Crucial Win Over Misfiring Gunners! Ten-man Bayern Munchen travelled to Arsenal overnight in what was a frantically important match for both sides. Arsenal were hoping to pull clear from the relegation scrap and the Germans were trying to claw there way back out of the Relegation Zone. Arsenal, managed by Liam Smith, started the better of the two sides, with Marco Borriello wasting a glorious chance to open proceedings in the fifth minute. Arsenal were dominant for probably the opening 20 minutes before Bayern finally got there act together and started posing a threat to Manuel Almunias goal. Nigel De Jong wasted a great chance and Heskey had a decent strike kept out aswell as the German Giants pressed for the opener ; and that duly came as Emile Heskey, one of Razz' new signings, majestically thumped home a header in the 37th minute to send the travelling party into absolute havoc. The second half was all Bayern from the offset however Manuel Almunia kept Arsenal in it with a couple of outstanding saves; and Arsenal were given a massive repreev on 73 minutes when the disappointing Martin Demicheles was sent off for acting angrily to the officials decision. Bayern held on to record a monumentally important victory.
  3. Re: la Résistance (Official thread) First win in charge! but at what cost? New Bayern Munich manager Razz has taken the team to its first win since the charismatic enigma himself took charge with a commanding 1-0 win over Juventus at the Stadio Olimpico di Torino. A 55th minute strike by man of the match Bastian Schweinsteiger was enough to settle the scores, and lifted the Germans off the foot of the table, leaping Sevilla. However, they are expected to be without star striker Miroslav Klose for up to a month with a fractured wrist sustained in Bayerns first victory since there win over Valencia in late January. Next up for Bayern, is a tricky test against 2nd placed giants Barcelona at the Allianz Arena. They are massive underdogs but have been for most of the season and since new manager Razz has come on board, there form has been promising, picking up a very solid 4 points from three tough matches against Manchester United, Milan and Juventus.
  4. Re: la Résistance (Official thread) Yes! Thats right! The mother lord himself.. The english born australian twit of age has returned! The man himself razz! And his first mission is to sell franck ribery! Two for one please preferably, a 92 and a 93 midfielder however, i'd do a 94, 90 combo. The scarface is on the market people! Getcha eyes open and ya catch ready cuz razza the man is back and how ironically, his opening match is against the team that he made famous, manchester united. Over and out!
  5. Re: Bret 'THE HITMAN' Hart! 1. Batista 2. The rock 3. Mickie James 4. Trish stratus 5. DX - michaels n hhh 6. Rock n Hogan 7. The Rock vs Austin 8. Mark Henry :? 9. Snitzky 10. Boogeyman 11. Boogeyman again :? 12. RKO 13. bubba bomb :? 14. --- 15. Ken Kennedy :? 16. GAYBOY ORTON! 17. The Rock 18. Legacy 19. Name: **** me Sideways: Razz, Kelly Kelly, Maryse, Batista, Randy Orton & Melina 20. Swanton Bomb 21. Royal Rumble, Surivivor Series or Wrestlemania 22. Undertaker 23. JIM ROSS! 24. Randy Orton 25. Mike Knox 26. Ronan Keating - Life is a rollecoaster.. LOL.
  6. Re: Gold Championship 21- News, Transfers & Match Reports Palace shock United! A relatively unknown Crystal Palace side made up of 84's and the odd 85 managed to pork out a 1-0 win away to Manchester United last night. It was an emphatic shock that United came up with, shell shocked from the first whistle as Palace enjoyed a mammoth 63% Possession and managed to create 11 opportunities. Eventually, in the 79th minute, all there hard work paid off as Tilson Minda struck to give the newly promoted side a much deserved place in the next round of the cup! Crystal palace have been in fine form since there promotion to the Premier League, amazingly still yet to lose a match this season. An opening day home 2-2 draw with West Ham United was a great result, with a fantastic effort to hold European hopefuls Everton at Goodison Park 1-1 the following game. Following them two impressive draws, Palace showed they had much more than draws in them, with a thumping 5-1 win at home to Reading in which debutant Luciano Leguizamon repayed manager Razz's faith by scoring 4 goals in a dominant performance. With this latest result, Palace have a lot of reasons to feel confident about surviving the drop this season, with many bookmakers having them as favourites for bottom spot, they have made a fantastic start and look to continue tonight as they make the trip to the Britannia Stadium to meet up with 2nd placed Stoke City.
  7. Re: la Résistance (Official thread) That was with regard to the 3-0 win that "the real" Arsenal enjoyed overnight
  8. Re: la Résistance (Official thread) Razz Returns! There have been some rumours circulating around that Inter were about to snap up Razz as an assistant, and just a few minutes ago, it was CONFIRMED! Long time Inter Milan manager Ferg Milligan has stated for a long time the need for stability and consistency inside his italian outfit, and with former Manchester United manager Razz now available, he swooped. Inter have made a less than impressive start to the new season, lieing in 9th position, however it is assumed that the arrival of the two-time title winner will be a kick-up-the-bum that the Inter players need. When asked why he accepted the job offered to him by Ferg Milligan, he replied, speaking at Perth International Airport in Australia: Razz is not expected to be in the dugout for tonights big clash at table-toppers AS Roma as he will be on the Emirates enjoying a nice curry during the match, but it is almost certain that he will be on the bench for the hosting of Udinese on Thursday Night, a game that is expected to be broadcasted live on SoccerManager.com.
  9. Re: la Résistance (Official thread) North London Derby Delight! Tottenham Hotspur travelled to The Emirates last night in what was billed as a vital Premier League Clash infront of over 60,000 people in Arsenal. It was a cagey opening with both sides trying to take control of the midfield, with the only notable opportunity in the first 10 minutes was a high volley from Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner after a typically flowing move from the home side. With Manuel Almunia rarely touching the ball in the first half an hour, it was his opposite number in Heurelho Gomes who produced a stunning reflex save to claw away what was a destined opener from Robin Van Persie midway through the half. Eventually though, Arsenal got something for there long periods of possession, Bacary Sagna got the ball back from a throw in and produced a deliciously teasy ball into the six yard box for van persie to stab home under the desperate lunge of spurs keeper, Gomes. 1-0 to Arsenal. As television replays kept showing the sensational move, people watching from there home seats could only listen as the commentator shouted, "FABREGAS, FABREGAS, FABREGASSSS!", as the replays finished we saw the ball in the back of the net and Emirates stadium was roaring once again! Just 11 seconds after the restart, Fabregas had stolen the ball of Palacios and gone on a mazy run to make it 2-0 to Arsenal right before half-time. As the teams came out for the second half, Arsenal were the confident side but were also quite nervous as a result of there last two matches, where they had thrown away leads to drop points against West Ham United and AZ Alkmaar respectively. As the half wore on, the likes of Peter Crouch and Jermaine Jenas started to get a bit more of look in as Arsenal took a foot off the pedal, and were thankful to Alexandre Song after the defensive midfielder trotted back brilliantly to time a fantastic last ditch challenge to deny spurs a route back into the game. Spurs were made to pay for that as Arsenal scored a controversial third. Eduardo was fouled on the right hand side but the ball broke to Bacary Sagna, with the referee waving play on.. for a brief moment both sides stopped but Sagna weaved in another teasing delivery that went straight through Sebastien Bassong and Goalkeeper Heurelho Gomes, to the delight of Robin Van Persie, who ecstatically tapped home the simplest of goals from six-yards into an empty net to make it 3-0 to Arsenal. Eduardo and Van Persie then wasted great opportunities for Arsenal to further humiliate spurs, but it wasnt to be, Arsenal were forced to take a 3-0 win that Arsene Wenger was delighted with. In LR News.. In his first public appearance since sensationally quitting as manager of Manchester United around 3 weeks ago, Razz has hit out at Fiorentina boss Kylan Hood as well as hailing Atletico manager George. Of Fiorentina manager Kylan: He followed that up by hailing the impressive Atletico boss, George: There was just one more thing Razz wanted to say before leaving the conference, admitting it was hard not to wade into the heated arguments between some managers with regards to AC Milans signing of Fabregas. When asked what he thought of the situation, he said:
  10. Re: COTY 2009 - Last 16 - Adam Gutteridge Vs Wesley Sneijder Have gone with Wesley by a nose hair -.- Get along superduperly well with him -.- He is very nice and he informs me of young rising talent around the globe and at boro -.- He never disses Australia or there native Kangaroo
  11. Re: Gold Championship 21- News, Transfers & Match Reports Promoted Palace! There were absolute jubilant scenes at the Stade de France stadium in Paris overnight as the Championship Play-off final was completely dominated by Crystal Palace. Palace dominated proceedings from the opening minute through to the end in a blistering performance which saw them run out thumping 3-0 winners over Hull City. It took only 9 minutes before star striker Victor Anichebe got the 3rd placed league finishers off to a great start by scoring a spectacular overhead kick. Just as Hull seemed to be getting a bit of swagger about them, veteran Palace defender Dmitri Sennikov struck with a beautifully timed effort to leave the south london side 2-0 up at the break. It was more of the same after the break as Marco Borriello continued his fine form for Palace with a tidy finish just three minutes after the interval to cement his man of the match accolade. Crystal Palace have been promoted after a stellar season which has seen them finish third in the league, semi finalists in the league cup and a thumping win in a play-off final.
  12. Re: la Résistance (Official thread) Fiery, Pulsating Game of the Season at Old Trafford. We have witnessed one of the games of the year in La Resistance, with former teammates at "The Rangaroos" Atletico Madrid and Manchester United put on a spectical in what was an outstanding match of open attacking football. Atletico Madrid took the lead in the 10th minute with an excellent strike, but it was almost immediately cancelled out by Andrei Arshavin's screamer 3 minutes later. With both sides having numerous chances to score, it was the goalkeepers at either end that was keeping the game level with Edwin Van Der Sar and Rene Adler forced into some fine saves just before the interval. Noone managed a breakthrough before halftime so they went, "as you were", at halftime. Manchester United came out buzzed for the second period and it was no surprise when they eventually took the lead when Adrian Mutu scored a fine strike in off the far post in the 50th minute. However again, the opposition struck back, just like in the first half when it was reversed, as Liedson again capitalised on very poor goalkeeping by the ageing VDS to slot home one of the easiest goals you'll score. 2-2. We could not believe it when Mutu again stepped up to be the United hero less than 60 seconds after Liedson's equaliser, it was 3-2 to the home side as this time, poor goalkeeping by rene adler was to blame as a speculative chip by adrian mutu was fumbled over the line by the german shotstopper! Things changed for United when an errant 68th minute foul by Nemanja Vidic earning him a straight red card from Belgian official, Johan Verbist. This did not stop man Utd who still managed to increase there lead 2 minutes later when SP, Wayne Rooney, controlled a super ball over the top of the Atletico defence before smashing it past the goalkeeper. at this stage it was 4-2 to United with just 20 minutes remaining and the game was back on two minutes later as Ashley Young fired past the exposed Van Der Sar to breath fire back into a game that looked over! Five minutes later Atletico Madrid did the unthinkable to break the United hearts as former man utd midfielder Anderson managed to sneak in and bring the scores level again. Thats how it stood, one of the games of the season no doubt and you've gotta praise both managers, George and Razz, for putting on a fantastic game of footy. Manchester United travel to arch-rivals Real Madrid next sunday evening in a game which can be seen live on SM Score Center
  13. Re: la Résistance (Official thread) Manchester United vs Atletico Madrid Former teammates from last season meet for the first time in what looks set to be a blockbuster affair at Old Trafford tonight. Manchester United will go in deserved favourites but im sure Atletico manager George wouldn't mind that, as he's been able to build on of the most talented young squads in the league. Theres no doubt that United will have it cut out for them tonight, coming out of a great performance which saw them sweep aside a very bad Milan outfit in the opening game of the season, it seems United have the ability, but will consistency be there problem? Stay Tuned. Previous meeting: Season 3 - Division 2: Atletico Madrid 1 - 2 Manchester United
  14. Re: la Résistance (Official thread) change of team name: ,\, GROUP 2 ---> The Hair Ratts ,/, KEEP EM' COMIN PPL
  15. Re: la Résistance (Official thread) CHANGE OF TEAM NAME: ,\, GROUP 4 ---> Inter My Gran ,/, KEEP EM' COMIN PPL
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