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  1. Re: My Time In EC 106 - A Collection Of Match Reports, Articles & Good Ol' Gossip QPR Win / Velarone To Depart? QPR won their second game on the trot to climb to 8th place on the table, but all the attention was on their manager Alessandro Velarone, whose shock resignation from the club is said to be merely a matter of time following his marriage to his girlfriend, actress Mamta Mohandas. The love-struck couple entered into wedlock a few days ago and subsequently honeymooned in Nelliyampathy, India, thus explaining the real reason for Velarone's sudden disappearance, which had led to speculation (mainly by trash like the Daily Mirror) that he had been banned by the SMFA mandarins after being held responsible for Her Royal Horniness Princess Paris Hilton's acutely embarrassing antics while doing LiveText commentary for the QPR-Leyton Orient game. Stunningly, though, Velarone is said to have decided to concentrate on his marriage, and may well decide to walk away from the club he joined barely a month ago, leaving his consigliere Tony D'Amato in charge at the helm. These fickle Italians. - Niccolo de Santi/THE TATTLETALE
  2. Re: English Championship 106 - Transfer/Gossip thread QPR Win / Velarone To Depart? QPR won their second game on the trot to climb to 8th place on the table, but all the attention was on their manager Alessandro Velarone, whose shock resignation from the club is said to be merely a matter of time following his marriage to his girlfriend, actress Mamta Mohandas. The love-struck couple entered into wedlock a few days ago and subsequently honeymooned in Nelliyampathy, India, thus explaining the real reason for Velarone's sudden disappearance, which had led to speculation (mainly by trash like the Daily Mirror) that he had been banned by the SMFA mandarins after being held responsible for Her Royal Horniness Princess Paris Hilton's acutely embarrassing antics while doing LiveText commentary for the QPR-Leyton Orient game. Stunningly, though, Velarone is said to have decided to concentrate on his marriage, and may well decide to walk away from the club he joined barely a month ago, leaving his consigliere Tony D'Amato in charge at the helm. These fickle Italians. - Niccolo de Santi/THE TATTLETALE
  3. Re: For A Few Points More : An Idea For Beating Unmanaged Teams Based on my experience with the 5-4-1, it seems pure RBs & LBs don't do too well there; I think RB/RMs & LB/LMs (or RM/RBs & LM/LBs) may be more suitable. And the central midfield trio surely resembles that in a 3-5-2.
  4. Re: Help With Deal(s) Thread... Almunia's fairly certain to be shunted out of Arsenal in the summer. I wouldn't do that deal if I were you.
  5. Re: For A Few Points More : An Idea For Beating Unmanaged Teams
  6. Re: Do You Find It Hard Letting Go Of Clubs? I thought I would find it hard to quit my beloved Borussia Dortmund side I'd built up over 4 seasons in a custom setup, but surprisingly, it wasn't. As Robert De Niro's character says in 'Heat', "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."
  7. Re: English Championship 106 - Discussion Thread That Armenian guy from Metalurh? I can't spell his name.
  8. Re: English Championship 106 - Discussion Thread Thanks. Took me a few hours to write it (and wasn't sure it was tasteful either ), but looks like it was worth it.
  9. Re: Adler Deal It really depends on who your GKs & strikers are. I expect Adler to be Germany's no: 1 at the World Cup this summer. But Dembele and Hangeland will not break the 90 barrier at their respective clubs (if ever).
  10. Re: English Championship 106 - Discussion Thread It seems everyone wants a piece of Paris.
  11. Re: Goal Scoring Tactics I find that a defensive mentality coupled with a direct passing game helps me score plenty of goals. My Dortmund side in a custom setup finished well top of the 'goals scored' list, with my strikers scoring freely and the midfield chipping in handsomely.
  12. Re: For A Few Points More : An Idea For Beating Unmanaged Teams To quote your earlier post : Now' date=' this is the third time you've been asking questions that have nothing to do with this thread (after this & this), despite me & Soccahappy requesting you not to do so, and even redirecting you to the right thread. I'd appreciate it if you'd stop posting off-topic stuff here.
  13. Re: For A Few Points More : An Idea For Beating Unmanaged Teams Let me repeat myself : this thread is exclusively dedicated to discussing tactics for defeating unmanaged teams. Please do not ask questions unrelated to the topic. Thank you. The thread where you should be seeking tactical advice for success against managed teams is this.
  14. Re: My Time In EC 106 - A Collection Of Match Reports, Articles & Good Ol' Gossip From Textual to Sexual : Paris Hilton's LiveText Commentary for QPR v Leyton Orient Since regular LiveTexter Babu annan (or Brother Babu, as he is popularly known) continues to be indisposed following certain revelations about himself and his favourite drink, coconut water, MafioSport TV has decided to invite a celebrity to take over for one game instead. So without further ado, please tap away at your keyboards together for the one and only...PARIS HILTON! Pre-match : hi guys!!!!hope d fotografrs got gud pix of my 'no-fur' luk whn i wz gttin outta d car.lolz!!!! (A little later) lolz.i dint realyz whn dey tld me abt dis futbal dat it wz gnna b sawker!!!!:-) Kick-off : guy in black on d field wissles.i wissle back.lolz!!!! 3rd min : old dude nxt 2 me sez hes an analyst.i tell him im a vaginalyst myslf. 10 : guy grabs othr guys neck on d field.wndr wat dey grab in d showrs.lolz,hot!!!! 18 : d ppl in d stadium groan lyk being fingerd in d gspot.dats hot!!!! 22 : now d ppl are standn n screamn wid plesher.im lykin dis ry.:-) 23 : guy in black on d field wissles again.i wissle back again.lolz!!!! 34 : old dude nxt 2 me sez smthn abt lack f panties.i spred my legs n smile. 36 : lolz,old dude ws talkn abt lack of practise!!!!pwnd!!!!:-D 45 : dude in black on d field wissles 4 d 3rd time 2day.i 2 wissle back.lolz!!!! 46 : dude in black on d field wissles yet again.i also wissle back.lolz!!!! 47 : d crowd hav anothr massive sexual release.hot!!!!im wet. 52 : serchd my purse bt cudnt find it.dam,4got 2 take my vibr8r!!!!:-/ 65 : d ppl moan wid ecstasy again.i tell d old dude abt dis. 66 : d old dude asks me 2 "shut my hole".hw did he knw i hd 4gotn 2 wear a butt plug? 69 : bt thn hes an analyst,so he wud knw. 72 : crowd scream again.dats hot!!!! 74 : publisist calls.tell me my new movie has floppd.sad!!!!:-( 77 : bt i dont undrstnd y it floppd.ok,its only 54 secs long due 2 Elli-baby's poor 'ball-control',bt my boobs r nice!!!! 80 : my butt is nice,2. 84 : ok thn,ill do a publisity stunt 2day. 86 : ill let my top slip axidently aftr d game in frnt of d pepperonipizzazi.hot!!!!;-) 90 : guy in black wissles.i wissle in reply.paris ftw!!!!lolz!!!! (Final score : QPR 4-0 Leyton Orient. Scorers : Fabio Coentrao 22', 72'; Rodolfo 47'; Barrios 65'.)
  15. Re: English Championship 106 - Discussion Thread That sexy accent I asked about a while back, it seems that was Scottish. So do Romano & David Belkevitz speak like Kelly Macdonald? wnVe6VTkQ4c
  16. Re: Forumer's World Cup, Main Event, Group 1. Thanks, Ken. So far so good.
  17. Re: For A Few Points More : An Idea For Beating Unmanaged Teams
  18. Re: English Championship 106 - Transfer/Gossip thread From Textual to Sexual : Paris Hilton's LiveText Commentary for QPR v Leyton Orient Since regular LiveTexter Babu annan (or Brother Babu, as he is popularly known) continues to be indisposed following certain revelations about himself and his favourite drink, coconut water, MafioSport TV has decided to invite a celebrity to take over for one game instead. So without further ado, please tap away at your keyboards together for the one and only...PARIS HILTON! Pre-match : hi guys!!!!hope d fotografrs got gud pix of my 'no-fur' luk whn i wz gttin outta d car.lolz!!!! (A little later) lolz.i dint realyz whn dey tld me abt dis futbal dat it wz gnna b sawker!!!!:-) Kick-off : guy in black on d field wissles.i wissle back.lolz!!!! 3rd min : old dude nxt 2 me sez hes an analyst.i tell him im a vaginalyst myslf. 10 : guy grabs othr guys neck on d field.wndr wat dey grab in d showrs.lolz,hot!!!! 18 : d ppl in d stadium groan lyk being .dats hot!!!! 22 : now d ppl are standn n screamn wid plesher.im lykin dis ry.:-) 23 : guy in black on d field wissles again.i wissle back again.lolz!!!! 34 : old dude nxt 2 me sez smthn abt lack f panties.i spred my legs n smile. 36 : lolz,old dude ws talkn abt lack of practise!!!!pwnd!!!!:-D 45 : dude in black on d field wissles 4 d 3rd time 2day.i 2 wissle back.lolz!!!! 46 : dude in black on d field wissles yet again.i also wissle back.lolz!!!! 47 : d crowd hav anothr massive sexual release.hot!!!!im wet. 52 : serchd my purse bt cudnt find it.dam,4got 2 take my vibr8r!!!!:-/ 65 : d ppl moan wid ecstasy again.i tell d old dude abt dis. 66 : d old dude asks me 2 "shut my hole".hw did he knw i hd 4gotn 2 wear a butt plug? 69 : bt thn hes an analyst,so he wud knw. 72 : crowd scream again.dats hot!!!! 74 : publisist calls.tell me my new movie has floppd.sad!!!!:-( 77 : bt i dont undrstnd y it floppd.ok,its only 54 secs long due 2 Elli-baby's poor 'ball-control',bt my boobs r nice!!!! 80 : my butt is nice,2. 84 : ok thn,ill do a publisity stunt 2day. 86 : ill let my top slip axidently aftr d game in frnt of d pepperonipizzazi.hot!!!!;-) 90 : guy in black wissles.i wissle in reply.paris ftw!!!!lolz!!!! (Final score : QPR 4-0 Leyton Orient. Scorers : Fabio Coentrao 22', 72'; Rodolfo 47'; Barrios 65'.)
  19. Re: English Championship 106 - Discussion Thread 106 members' board?
  20. Re: For A Few Points More : An Idea For Beating Unmanaged Teams
  21. Re: For A Few Points More : An Idea For Beating Unmanaged Teams Haven't used either formation against them unmanaged teams, so would be interested in your input.
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