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Kieran Smith

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  1. Re: Colossal 10k riser list good thread KIU
  2. Re: SMFA in WC, why? something like this could make me quit SM again, why o why have they introduced this:mad:
  3. Why has the SMFA cup been put into the WC games, most people who play in these setups are not GM's and therefore cant set there team up for these games, which ends up letting your assistant manager do it, which is hardly realistic. SM need to change this
  4. Re: Official FIFA World Cup 2010 Discussions Thread i thnk forlan has been one of the players of the tournament, and theres more proff in the game goin on now
  5. Re: Kunasher's Avatars yea mate cud u just give me a few random ones, with random players, including Pato, Nilmar, Ozil, kierrison and Marek Hamsik;)
  6. Re: Ramahlwe Mphahlele - Should i keep him?
  7. Re: Respuesta: Players: Should I buy, sell or keep? no i wudnt mate, im selling him for my napoli team for 5 million;)
  8. Re: Bad joke competition!!! Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application.
  9. Re: Players: Should I buy, sell or keep? you may proceed, future 90+ without question
  10. Re: Bad joke competition!!! Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really peaved. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.
  11. Re: Bad joke competition!!! Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These Darn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
  12. Re: Database changes do you know wen the usa one may be nxt reviewed cos there half way thru season and probably could do with a rating change A reply wud be much appreciated
  13. Re: Bad joke competition!!! wat bout this one A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b****es who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b****es who are getting on, get your a55e5s in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are p*ss*d off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b***h in the kitchen."
  14. Re: Bad joke competition!!! A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 pounds?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the £50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
  15. Re: Bad joke competition!!! no sex organ fuel - alex ferguson lump on ar5s - Paul merson Go get beers - George Best
  16. Re: Bad joke competition!!! not a joke but a few Anagrams Sex organ fuel Lump on A**e Go get beers
  17. Re: Leroy Fer yea keep him for now, plus i cant see denilson rising anytime soon unless he starts and gets plenty of game time for Arsenal next season:)
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