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Liverpool 'rocked' by scandal

Luis Suarez has been arrested by police this morning for assualting a pensioner and stealing a rocking horse.

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Luis Suarez has claimed that it was simply a misunderstanding over ownership of the rocking horse, and in his native Uruguay you settle such disputes with crowbars.

LFC have issued a short statement this morning saying:

We support Luis Suarez 100% irregardless of the facts. We would like to point out inconsistencies that have already originated in 'dear old Irene's' story:

She claims that Suarez hit her with a crowbar 10 times - however we only count 8 on her body.

Also she was the victim of an assault 3 years ago in which she was unable to identify the attacker - this proves without doubt that she is a lying little hussey.

In other countries men are able to beat women - so that should make it OK in the UK.

We would also like to point out that a few years ago Irene failed to pay her council tax which is CRIMINAL. So in a way she deserved the beating.

Finally we would ask ALL our supporters to boo and swear at 'little old Irene' whenever they see her in the street. Spitting at her and threatening to kill her on internet message boards is also advised.

Luis Suarez WILL be playing on saturday as he is 'innocent until proven guilty', despite the brain haemmorhage going on currently in 'little old Irenes' skull coupled with the admittance that he smacked her round the head with the crowbar "at least once".

The rocking horse was unavailable for comment.

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Fc Porto stay top of their SMFA Cup group with a 2-1 victory against Maccabi Haifa at their home groud. The home side took the lead however a strong second half performance got Porto all 3 points.

Next Sporting de braga , dont expect all 3 points at all as i played many stars in the SMFA and many out of action with Johnson joining the list.

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Arsenal draw 2-2 at anderlecht.

and withdraw all their players from the transfer list after receiving no offers that matched requirements

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Uber-hunk Frank Lampard tonight agreed a deal that sees him move across London to the Emirates.

Going the other way will be Meerkat flop andrei arshavin, defensive liability Carl Jenkinson, and a few coins found down the back of a sofa.

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Anyone care to guess how Spurs did again tonight:p

Emmm...

Another lose for Elohim :o

Also Pantilimon and Villalva going crazy tonight :D

Medellín outclassed Chicó and thrashed them 7 - 0 in

their Division 1 fixture.

Villalva was impressive and scored a hat-trick' date=' later being voted Man of the Match for his performance.

Pantilimon and Nikci were also amongst the

goalscorers.[/quote']

Top of the table now :D

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United Drop 100% start against Chelsea

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Mata celebrates his equaliser.

De Gea

Sagna - Ferdinand - Evans - Marcelo

Rakytskiy

Nani --------------------- Giggs (A)

Park

Van Persie - Callejón (1)

Manchester United's winning streak in the league came to an end away against Chelsea but remained unbeaten. It was largely an even game where United saw more of the ball but the away side perhaps the home side had more opportunities. Callejón slipped United in front 10 minutes before the break after capitalising on a defensive mix up from Chelsea. The lead didn't last long though as a good passing move from the home team allowed Essien to tee up Juan Mata to draw them level.

Unchanged United go Through

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De Gea

Sagna - Ferdinand (1) - Evans (A) - Marcelo

Rakytskiy

Nani (A) --------------------- Giggs (1)

Park (1)

Van Persie - Callejón

A blunder from the manager meant the same United side visited Charlton just 2 days later in the Shield. The players coped with a slight lack of fitness though and pulled off a reasonably comfortable 3-1 win. United though fell behind inside 10 minutes as a long range strike from Stephens was deflected past De Gea. The Premier League side were level soon after thanks to a wonderful solo effort from veteran Ryan Giggs who showed uncharacteristic pace to beat the Charlton defence before superbly lobbing the keeper. United took the lead on the half hour mark when Rio Ferdinand finished neatly in the box from an Evans knock down. The win was sealed much later on as Park steered home a short corner.

Another Draw Disappoints United

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Man of the Match Nemanja Vidic clears the ball.

De Gea

Smalling - Vidic - Evans - Clichy

Scholes

Fletcher - Carrick

Valencia -------------- Welbeck

Berbatov

A fresh United side took to the Old Trafford field to face Aston Villa but the away side held firm and the game ended as a stalemate. Possession was very evenly split between the two and a draw looked like a fair result. Nemanja Vidic earned the MoM award for his solid defending against a lively Robbie Keane.

United Record Rangers Win

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De Gea

Smalling - Vidic - Evans - Clichy

Scholes

Fletcher - Carrick

Valencia -------------- Welbeck (1)

Berbatov (A)

Another error from the United manager meant that once again the same side played in the cup as had drawn the previous league game. Similarly, United won again to notch their first SMFA Cup vicotry of the season. The Red Devils had most of the possession and chances at Ibrox and got their reward half an hour in when Berbatov supplied Danny Welbeck who finished brilliantly from 25 yards. A slight injury to left-back Gael Clichy was a minor tarnish on the result.

United Back to Winning Ways Against Wolves

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Van Persie celebrates his first United goal in front of the Stretford End.

De Gea

Sagna - Ferdinand - Marcelo

Rakytskiy

Nani - Park (A) - Anderson - Giggs

Van Persie (1, A) - Callejón (1)

United recovered from a recent spate of draws to beat Wolverhampton Wanderers at Old Trafford and get them back up to second in the league table. The home side took the lead 5 minutes before half time when Ji Sung Park passed to Robin Van Persie who unleashed a spectacular long range shot to open his United account. They consolidated it 10 minutes after the break when poor defending from Wolves allowed Callejón to nip in and score a second. 20 minutes before the end, a Milijas goal gave United fans squeaky bums but their side held on to the victory.
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Short sharp Shahktar update:

Shakhtar won 3-0 tonight to keep their 100% league record intact after 5 matches.

We have already built up a 4 point lead over 2nd place Dynamo Kiev and are playing superbly.

Star goalkeeper Hugo Lloris has only conceded 2 league goals in the opening 5 games whilst we have banged in 11 ourselves.

We are playing our 2nd team for the SMFA cup as domestic dominance always takes priority, and that has shown as we have lost both our group games so far : 1-2 v Chelsea and 2-4 at Corinthians.

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Christian Tello shows why so many clubs are after him with the only goal of the game in his first start in the league against Real Betis. It was enough for Barcelona to win the game though the score flattered Betis, and Barcelona remained 2nd behind Real Madrid on goal difference.

Our reserve side also comfortably defeated Flamengo 2-0 thanks to Sanchez's brace in the SMFA Champions Cup.

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Shakhtar announce Gareth Bale deal

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Shakhtar Donetsk are delighted to announce that they have agreed to part with TOMAS HUBSCHMANN 88 and BONFIM DENTINHO 87 for Tottenham winger GARETH BALE.

Bale will bring a much needed boost to Shakhtars SMFA cup campaign whilst also learning what it is like to earn at LEAST a point from a league match.

(just got to get the Spurs manager to accept the offer and we will have a pacy welsh winger on our left flank ;-) )

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Shakhtar announce Gareth Bale deal

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Shakhtar Donetsk are delighted to announce that they have agreed to part with TOMAS HUBSCHMANN 88 and BONFIM DENTINHO 87 for Tottenham winger GARETH BALE.

Bale will bring a much needed boost to Shakhtars SMFA cup campaign whilst also learning what it is like to earn at LEAST a point from a league match.

(just got to get the Spurs manager to accept the offer and we will have a pacy welsh winger on our left flank ;-) )

We've agreed on a deal ?

:eek: All i remember is me rejecting you lmao

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So if you read it why did you ask if we had agreed a deal together.

I didn't say we had. I said I had agreed to offer the 2 said players in exchange - nothing said about you accepting or requesting it:p

Because I am bored and It's so easy to agitate you into starting a discussion It's laughable

;)

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Because I am bored and It's so easy to agitate you into starting a discussion It's laughable

;)

I do 'bite' easily this is true.

Anyway lets keep it on topic and discuss your Spurs side:

6 defeats in 7, no wins, defeat by Alfreton, held 0-0 at home by the owners of 'starburger' - what the hell is going on:D

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