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Manager: wot teem u got?

Dai Smout: several. birmingham (eng1), liverpool (eng2), chelsea (eng21), real betis (wc1), bayern munchen (wc6) and barca (wc45)

Manager: wanna swop?

Dai Smout: nope.

Manager: come on..plaease

Manager: come one please

Manager: come on pleasea

Dai Smout: which part of "nope" do you not understand?

Manager: [has left chat .. and planet earth probably..]

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5mins later

Dai Smout - Neller can you please let me no how you are so good at this game

fraser mcinnes - yeah comon Neller just a few tactics / player tips

Alan Neller - Sorry boys but i cant say i think its best to learn for yourself

Dai Smout - awww please just let us no what formation beats the other formations

fraser mcinnes - yeah and also a few player tips, aswell as what advance tactics you use

Alan Neller - ok,ok i will write you a guide but you will have to pay £50 for it

Dai Smout - yeah thats fine i will pay anything to be as good as you

fraser mcinnes - yeah £50 is a bargain for your knowledge

Alan Neller - Ok i will go get started on it talk to you soon

Alan Neller [Has left the chat]

Dai Smout - what a great guy with his help i can become one of the best

fraser mcinnes - totaly agree i think his knowledge is outstanding, how do you think celtic will do this season?

Dai Smout - i think they have an excellent team and i love watching them play i think they might go all the way in the champions league

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this is a transcript of the most insane conversation i've ever had...

mad bloke: u chinese

dai smout: heh, no. why?

mad bloke: they're good at karate

dai smout: karate is japanese..

mad bloke: ok

dai smout: but what has karate and chinese have to do with anything?

mad bloke: your name

dai smout: dai is welsh..

mad bloke: i'm going out with sophie

dai smout: great.

mad bloke: she's great

mad bloke: have you got a girlfriend yet

dai smout: are you insane, i'm married with four children!

mad bloke: how old r u

dai smout: 33

mad bloke: so how come u play this

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I like the young lad querying why you are playing SM at the age of 33!

Pepole of all ages play SM as they are all football fans and enjoy the experience of becoming a fantasy manager.

I must admit the rest of the conversation is a little strange.

As soon as i enter the chat room under my SM_Admin name i become an agony aunt and answer question after question.

The best ones are:

"Are you a real person?" - I usually respond "No i am an advance computer sim".

"How do you become an SM_Admin?" - response "By owning 25% of SM".

And sometimes i feel like a school teacher with Mr X complaining that Mr Y has been insulting him etc. I does become a school yard at times and im sure Dai will back me up on this.

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this is a transcript of the most insane conversation i've ever had...

mad bloke: u chinese

dai smout: heh' date=' no. why?

[b']mad bloke[/b]: they're good at karate

dai smout: karate is japanese..

mad bloke: ok

dai smout: but what has karate and chinese have to do with anything?

mad bloke: your name

dai smout: dai is welsh..

mad bloke: i'm going out with sophie

dai smout: great.

mad bloke: she's great

mad bloke: have you got a girlfriend yet

dai smout: are you insane, i'm married with four children!

mad bloke: how old r u

dai smout: 33

mad bloke: so how come u play this

I think I was there that day! The rest of conversation was...

guy that want to swop teams (not the one of the first post): How ols are you?

mad bloke:16 (I think it's 16)

dai smout: Are you in high-school?

mad bloke: Yes

Guy that...: Are you a girl? (Her/His nick was something too girly)

some guy No it's not.

mad bloke YES

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player, "why is name in bold"

me, "ive told you this before"

me, "im admin"

player, "oh, i forgot, can you tell me again please"

me, "i just did, im admin"

player, "thats shuped"

me, "what"

player, "i really whant(his spelling) to join"

me, "sorry, u cant, u have to be asked"

player, "state"

me, "?"..........now if you know what he meant please tell me.... :confused:

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