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Which one? :o

I know the one from "How I Met Your Mother"' date=' the one from the "Simpsons" and the one from "The Flinstones". :D

But with only 3 fish, that river must be polluted as hell. :eek:[/quote']

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Well, 3 or 6 or whatever it was :P

Some hard calculation he had done about how many are out there, how many would be interested in going out with you, how many that has the same interests...

And basically for each thing you add... the less fish there is :P

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haven't posted on here for a bit..so while nobody's looking..

A policeman finds a dead man slumped in a chair,still holding a pen in one hand, and a quarter bottle of cyanide in the other. In front of him on a desk was a suicide note. After looking at the body, the cop knew without a doubt that the man was murdered. How?

Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Stamford bridge to Milford in Wales. At the bridge, 19 people get on the bus; In Reading, seven people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, three people get off and four get on In Cardiff , 16 people get off and 18 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford . What was the name of the bus driver?

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haven't posted on here for a bit..so while nobody's looking..

A policeman finds a dead man slumped in a chair' date='still holding a pen in one hand, and a quarter bottle of cyanide in the other. In front of him on a desk was a suicide note. After looking at the body, the cop knew without a doubt that the man was murdered. How?

Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Stamford bridge to Milford in Wales. At the bridge, 19 people get on the bus; In Reading, seven people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, three people get off and four get on In Cardiff , 16 people get off and 18 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford . What was the name of the bus driver?[/quote']

He would've put the pen down before killing himself.

Ha! I did not read the whole block of text. After the first few lines I went straight to the last line

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haven't posted on here for a bit..so while nobody's looking..

A policeman finds a dead man slumped in a chair' date='still holding a pen in one hand, and a quarter bottle of cyanide in the other. In front of him on a desk was a suicide note. After looking at the body, the cop knew without a doubt that the man was murdered. How?

Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Stamford bridge to Milford in Wales. At the bridge, 19 people get on the bus; In Reading, seven people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, three people get off and four get on In Cardiff , 16 people get off and 18 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford . What was the name of the bus driver?[/quote']

The second one is the reader's name. :o

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A policeman finds a dead man slumped in a chair' date='still holding a pen in one hand, and a quarter bottle of cyanide in the other. In front of him on a desk was a suicide note. After looking at the body, the cop knew without a doubt that the man was murdered. How? [/quote']

Too little cyanide left in the bottle?

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haven't posted on here for a bit..so while nobody's looking..

A policeman finds a dead man slumped in a chair' date='still holding a pen in one hand, and a quarter bottle of cyanide in the other. In front of him on a desk was a suicide note. After looking at the body, the cop knew without a doubt that the man was murdered. How?

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Note was written by a left handed man and pen was in his right hand? (or the other way around :D)

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