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United player does something morally wrong.....United fans defend it.

For 'fans' that have defended/protected/continued to idolise players who have been banned for missing drugs tests, soliciting services from elder ladies, had extya marital affairs with their own bothers wife, taken out injunctions to bully someone into keeping their affair secret or even continuing to idolise a man who physically assaulted a football fan - this is no suprise!

In comparison to the above, this is a minor thing and fans of other clubs should be reminded of the United song of arrogance "We'll do what we want" that they enjoy chanting whilst setting off 'highly dangerous' flares in crowded areas.

EDIT - apologies - none of the forumers here have been involved in setting off flares at United matches....you can only do that after you have bought a ticket and actually attend a game! (Just Saying!)

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United player does something morally wrong.....United fans defend it.

For 'fans' that have defended/protected/continued to idolise players who have been banned for missing drugs tests' date=' soliciting services from elder ladies, had extya marital affairs with their own bothers wife, taken out injunctions to bully someone into keeping their affair secret or even continuing to idolise a man who physically assaulted a football fan - this is no suprise!

In comparison to the above, this is a minor thing and fans of other clubs should be reminded of the United song of arrogance "We'll do what we want" that they enjoy chanting whilst setting off 'highly dangerous' flares in crowded areas.

[b']EDIT - apologies[/b] - none of the forumers here have been involved in setting off flares at United matches....you can only do that after you have bought a ticket and actually attend a game! (Just Saying!)

Oh please! Don't make such a huge deal of it. The whole point of fancy dress is by dressing in a special (not mentioning slightly inappropriate) way. Plus, he was playing on the pun of "Jagerbombs", which is something different to ordering a Osama Bin Laden costume.

If he dressed up like a gigantic penis, would everyone be calling him a paedophile? I think not. Complete non-story, people urgently need to chill out.

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Out

Anderson loaned back to Porto

Young sold back to Villa or West Ham or anyone who is willing to pay 46p and a bag of potatoes.

Cleverley loaned out to rebuild his confidence.

In

Matic or Khedira to fill the proper DM position we are so badly crying out for.

Jones to then be played every game at CB

Unfortunately cut our losses on Kagawa and send him back to Dortmund with an extra £10m for Gundogan.

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Out

Rio

Young

Anderson

Fabio

Evra

Fletcher

Nani

Giggs

Buttner

IN

1st team CB like Dede, Hummels etc

Creative, match winning CM's Like Barkley etc

LB and reserve LB - Shaw

a reserve RB incase Rafael has problems

Maybe a winger

Maybe a goalscorer willing to take shots

Also sort out Rooney/Vidic before we have another Saga and you get more into that and you forget to buy

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Out

Rio

Young

Anderson

Fabio

Evra

Fletcher

Nani

Giggs

Buttner

IN

1st team CB like Dede' date=' Hummels etc

Creative, match winning CM's Like Barkley etc

LB and reserve LB - Shaw

a reserve RB incase Rafael has problems

Maybe a winger

Maybe a goalscorer willing to take shots

Also sort out Rooney/Vidic before we have another Saga and you get more into that and you forget to buy[/quote']

Not a chance you're going to get Hummels :P

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Surely if all these players moved to a mid-table club like United (which isn't going to happen) then they'd just be overpaid mercenaries... ;)

FYI, Rooney can leave under the Webster ruling if he wants to. Just needs to buy himself out of the final year of his contract, which should be easy for him to recuperate from a signing on fee elsewhere.

Not going to lie, I never imagined your demise to be this pathetic/hilarious :P

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