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Re: .:10000 bc:. .:10000 BC:. Mid-season Review Div 1: High Flyers: Chelsea While Juventus may hold the top of the league spot with a better goal difference, it is Chelsea that have surpri

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Incase you don't believe my theory of Quality > Depth... Which squad would you rather have' date=' yours or Barca's? Same squad value... Same empty banks atm... :)[/quote']

Mine.....

Well...........

boaz "Gozzy" solossa steered São Paulo FC to victory against Barcelona.

São Paulo FC beat Barcelona 4 - 2 in a thrilling Division 3 encounter.

Insigne was impressive and scored a hat-trick' date=' later being voted Man of the Match for his performance.

Puyol was also on the scoresheet for his side.[/quote']

Insigne were brilliant tonight,Puyol played as number 10 and we still won :P

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Hyina (Forum) steered Manchester United to victory against Shakhtar Donetsk.

Manchester United beat Shakhtar Donetsk 6 - 3 in a thrilling Division 1 encounter.

Schweinsteiger scored a goal and was later voted Man of the Match for his performance.

Westermann and Erviti were also amongst the goalscorers.

No report needed, just watch this match through the Score Centre, you won't regret it! B)

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Kick off

DI NATALE receives the ball out wide and plays it across the box.

ARTETA hits a shot from just inside the box.

GOAL!! - DEMIREL can't get down quickly enough and the ball ends up in the net.

A free kick is launched into the box and Miroslav KLOSE wins the ball in the air.

SESSÈGNON gets a firm header on goal.

GOAL!! - DEMIREL dives across his goal but he can't reach it.

Bruno ALVES heads the ball forward.

VALDEZ climbs above his marker and goes for goal with a looping header.

COURTOIS saves it with a great catch

André DIAS tries to tackle Bastian SCHWEINSTEIGER but gets the man instead of the ball.

Free kick to Manchester United by the touch line.

SCHWEINSTEIGER chips the ball towards the penalty spot.

The ball evades everyone and falls to SESSÈGNON.

He manages to get a shot away.

GOAL!! - A slight deflection takes it past DEMIREL.

ALVES makes a great interception and chips the ball forward.

VALDEZ brings down the ball with a beautiful control and rifles in a low shot.

COURTOIS grasps the ball with both hands.

ARTETA sees a gap in the defence and rolls the pass through.

SESSÈGNON taps the ball at goal from close range.

DEMIREL dives quickly across to palm the ball away.

VALDEZ goes to ground after a foul by Heiko WESTERMANN.

Yellow Card - The referee takes his time before booking WESTERMANN.

Darren BENT can't see an easy pass and lays it off to DIAS.

DIAS takes the ball forward and fires a low shot.

GOAL!! - It goes in under the out-stretched hand of COURTOIS.

Half time

Nemanja VIDIĆ puts in a crunching tackle and hits a long angled pass.

BENT controls the ball with his chest and makes space for the shot

He fires it at goal.

COURTOIS saves it with a great dive.

ALVES goes in with a hard tackle to try to win the ball back.

Free kick to Manchester United on the edge of the box.

SCHWEINSTEIGER tries to lift it over the wall.

GOAL!! - DEMIREL gets a hand to it but it's struck too well and sails in.

FANNI puts a mistimed challenge on BENT.

Yellow Card - FANNI goes into the referees notebook.

ARTETA sees DI NATALE run in behind the defence and plays the through ball.

DI NATALE manages to get a shot in.

It's saved by DEMIREL.

VIDIĆ puts in a crunching tackle and hits a long angled pass.

PRIETO rides a tackle and the ball breaks into the box.

He tries to strike one in at the near post.

GOAL!! - The ball deflects in off the keeper legs.

SEMSHOV goes in with a strong challenge on KLOSE.

Yellow Card - The referee takes his time before booking SEMSHOV.

VIDIĆ brings down SCHWEINSTEIGER with a tough challenge

Free kick to Manchester United to the left of the box.

SCHWEINSTEIGER crosses the ball into a dangerous area.

ERVITI finds space and gets a powerful head to the ball.

GOAL!! - The ball flies in.

FANNI wins the ball. He takes it forward and plays a defence splitting through ball.

A shot at goal from KLOSE.

The keeper dives across his goal to keep it out.

BENT gets to the byline and dinks a high ball towards the penalty spot.

NOBOA strikes the ball first time.

GOAL!! - It hits the post and bounces in.

ALVES goes in with a hard tackle to try to win the ball back.

Free kick to Manchester United to the left of the box.

SCHWEINSTEIGER crosses the ball into a dangerous area.

WESTERMANN heads the ball at goal.

GOAL!! - DEMIREL is at full stretch but the ball goes in perfectly to the top corner of the goal.

Full time

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Well...........

Insigne were brilliant tonight' date='Puyol played as number 10 and we still won :P[/quote']

LOL!!! :D

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Soon to be Santos manager is here' date=' I preparing my suit for prescon now :D:P

Thanks Hyina for letting me join :)[/quote']

Welcome in buddy, read the last page of this thread to make sure you know the rules :)

INTERNAZIONALE 0-2 LYON

Best way to start the new season. Kiessling scored on his debut match assisted by Kim Kallstrom. I had many suspended player tonight but that didnt affect the match result ;)

Players available for next game:

Unfortunately Sérgio PINTO will be sidelined for 11 days after suffering an injury.

Maybe because they were suspended that you won? :eek:;):D

A good point to start the season. Late equaliser from SWP.

Debut goal for Robben too :D

Pure robbery! :P

Exactly. Expecting nothing less than a thrashing.

Hmmm....

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Celtic 4 - 0 Borussia Dortmund
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Becuase we lost' date=' I will post nothing so no one will discover about my loss. If you are reading this message, simply ignore it, and do not distribute.

Many thanks,

Zlooky:)[/quote']

Awwww you can have a hug from Miranda :P

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(P.S. I envy you ;))

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Forgive me Father I have sinned.....

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For I have just robbed Sir Alex and Chelsea

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in our match played today.

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It happened solely by accident as a suitcase of money fell off the team bus and into the officials car on the way here when we hit a pothole, we did not have the heart to ask back for it.

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and Berba scored two *whispers * offside goals. What shall I do father?

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My Son, this is not your fault, it is the highway repairman. However, to encourage solemnity you are required to give a donation to the Second Hyina's Institute of Temperance and avoid walking in dark alleys around Stamford bridge..

Hard luck mate-really terrible you deserved to win...

Edit: This being a mock up of a match report in a fictional game was not meant to cause harm to anyone-as no priests were hurt in this making-and any offence caused-real or imagined is deeply regretted. You can drop an insulting message at Hyina's profile as he insisted I post a match report. If there is a God up there, I really really hope he/she/it has a sense of humour..

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i mean WHO is she.

How can you NOT know who she is??!?!?! :eek::eek::eek:

Arampage gotta spread - but no-one does those kind of stuff better than you do - you're in a different league of your own ;)

Also I see someone's keeping quite about the humbling 3-5 defeat they suffered at a side that's been selling their top players without replacement ;)

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How can you NOT know who she is??!?!?! :eek::eek::eek:

Arampage gotta spread - but no-one does those kind of stuff better than you do - you're in a different league of your own ;)

Also I see someone's keeping quite about the humbling 3-5 defeat they suffered at a side that's been selling their top players without replacement ;)

i am dumb dumb dumb little boy. :o

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Daniel Loong earned a draw with Marseille against Juventus.

The match ended 1 - 1 between Marseille and Juventus in their Division 1 fixture.

Kuranyi scored the only goal for Marseille and was later voted Man of the Match for his performance.

:o:o

Ledesma missed penalty :( but luckily still get a draw :rolleyes:

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