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Good signing for you that turned down a fair few clubs for ya!

meanwhile Airdrie miss out on Watt and freidel :( Watt goes to brechin :mad: while freidel thinks it would be to much of a step down :(

Still plenty more transfer targets to go for!

Yup' date=' quite pleased with the 3 I've signed so far ... now onto finding a decent stabile GK

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Forest Green Rovers finally get some transfers done:

Sercan Sararer (78) - Paying just under £1m for him, should get a decent rise as he has 9 caps for Turkey and has plenty of game time in the Bundesliga.

Ross Barkley (80) - Paying £1.8m, I think this lad will be a top player in the future, hopefully Moyes starts giving him some minutes. Should rise as a result of game time out on loan in the Championship.

Reece Brow (77) - Paying £520k and my chairman values him at £2m so he should be a good money maker.

Jernade Meade (75) - Another money maker, paying £310k and is valued at around £900k.

Sam Hutchinson (75) - Another money make and also has a good chance that he could rise due to game times out on loan.

Reece Wabara (75) - Man City youngster who has a lot of game time in league one so could rise to 77/78 and make me a decent profit.

Marco Capuano (75) - Playing a fair bit in the Serie A, also played a lot last year which should have warranted a rise to 80 so he could go higher.

Massimo Bruno (75) - Playing well for Anderlecht and has played in the CL as well so should get a decent rise.

Bernard Malanda (75) - Picking up some decent minutes, which should earn him a rise.

Giorgos Katidis (76) - I like the look of this lad, looks like he could go on to be a decent little player. Should get a rise when Greece is reviewed.

Garath McCleary (79) - Paying just under £1m, could get a decent little rise as he is getting a lot of substitute appearances for Reading.

Paulo Gazzaniga (73) - Starting goalkeeper in the Premier League for Southampton and getting him £110k so he should be a very good money maker.

Ben Davies (75) - Been very impressive for Swansea this year, who are doing well and has also played for Wales so should get to around 81/82. Really surprised none of the Welsh teams went for this lad.

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Livingston FC are proud to announce the first 5 signings to their newly opened world class youth set up. Manager Gaz told the gathered media after their victory over Longford Town that Livingston would never buy anyone over the age of 19 as long as he was the Manager.

He then proudly presented Andy Polo, Leonardo Bittencourt, Nathan Kabasele, Filip Twardzik, and Manuel Lanzini to the media frenzy.:D

he then went on to say that Airdrie were p!sh;)

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Stockport County signs:

Mattia Perin

Nathaniel Chalobah

Juan Jesus

Jamaal Lascelles

Ashley Westwood

Pedro Obiang

Alexander Kacaniklic

Will Hughes

Ravel Morrison

Romain Alessandrini

Raheem Sterling

Wissam Ben Yedder

Great signs so far, especially considering that the Big 5 review is been doing. Probably I will make some profit after it :D.

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Livingston FC are proud to announce the first 5 signings to their newly opened world class youth set up. Manager Gaz told the gathered media after their victory over Longford Town that Livingston would never buy anyone over the age of 19 as long as he was the Manager.

He then proudly presented Andy Polo' date=' Leonardo Bittencourt, Nathan Kabasele, Filip Twardzik, and Manuel Lanzini to the media frenzy.:D[/b']

he then went on to say that Airdrie were p!sh;)

Youll never win anything with kids mate ;)

Meanwhile I should be announcing the signings of Rhodes turner grosso fyve and maybe some more although im been harrased by my stalkers SOP and Rooney :D

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Tribes On Sunday!

Lanzini signs for Livis!

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Manuel Lanzini has become the most expensive player in Tribes short history after Livingston forked out 5million pounds for him. Lanzini wasn't to keen on joining Livingston but after manager Garry Crawford promise to buy him a life surply of condoms he coudn't turn him down!

Meanwhile Airdrie have completed there first two signings after Shefield United midfielder Kevin MCcdonald and world cup winning penalty shootout scoerer Fabio Grosso have both signed for the club on 2 year deals.

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Other big names are also expected to join teams in the tribes a few of them are Manchester United flop Tom Cleverley to Dagenham and redbridge along with Ryan Bertrand who is also expected to sign for the Dags. Stephen ElShaarway is also in talks with Lisburn Distillery but said he would prefer to stay in Milan!

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-Glentoran adds experienced GK to their squad-

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The offer for Nicolas DOUCHEZ of Paris Saint-Germain from Glentoran has been accepted. The transfer will be completed within the next 24 hours.

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I absolutely love this guys ! For me, he's one of the best GK's in Ligue 1 and the way PSG has treated him is absolutely appauling ! But still ... 88 rated and comes in for this cheap a price

:D HAPPY FLUFF IS HAPPY !

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-Glentoran adds experienced GK to their squad-

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I absolutely love this guys ! For me' date=' he's one of the best GK's in Ligue 1 and the way PSG has treated him is absolutely appauling ! But still ... 88 rated and comes in for this cheap a price

:D HAPPY FLUFF IS HAPPY ![/center']

Doubt that will go through:p

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Turmoil in Seaview as Evans refuses to sign for the Saders

The Saders fan are distraught as they were expecting to see the Johnny Evans at the club this afternoon, who was confirmed to sign a £7.5M deal from Manchester United yesterday morning.

The deal involving Jonny EVANS has collapsed as the player refuses to sign for Crusaders

Some transfers that actually came through to Crusaders FC today.

Yassine Benzia

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£320k

Bangna Bruma

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£400k

Branimir Hrgota

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£570k

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After a few technical diffs Kevche has been anounced as the new Derry City manager:).As a previous sucessfull manager of this club the citizens of Derry are overjoyed:D.Coming late to this club does not fazz Kevche as they have coped brill in the friendlys:p.No new signings as yet but i have my scouts out;).We expect major signings in the near future but as of now we will not panic:D.Welcome to the battle of the tribes fellow managers,beware Kevche is back:cool:

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***THE DROGS OF WAR***

Jose Nowinho.

The new manager of Drogheda United FC, wasted no time in the transfer market.

The Drogs have captured Irish internationals,

- Seamus Coleman.

- Darron Gibson.

- Shane Long.

- Kieren Westwood

AND

2 of Spains brightest new stars from Barcelona,

- Cristian Tello

- Marc Bartra

Some very exciting young prospects, both Irish & foreign, have also signed for the club.

............................

PRESS CONFERENCE

[Journalist 1]

"Coach Nowinho, welcome to Drogheda."

[Nowinho]

"Tanks"

[Journalist 2]

"People are saying this could be the finest squad ever assembled at Drogheda United.

Why did you sign these specific players?"

[Nowinho]

"It was important to buy genuine quality.

We also wanted squad depth.

The squad here was already strong. We've kept alot of players!

We brought in a host of young talent that will develop.

A decent keeper, 2 classy defenders, 2 goalscorers and a versatile midfielder were needed.

We managed to sign all of these!"

[Reporter 3]

"What are your expectations for the season?"

[Nowinho]

"Win the league, qualify for the knockout stage of the Champions League.

And let me take this opportunity to tell the media, managers, players and fans of all clubs.

Drogheda United are the finest football club in Ireland.

I noticed that alot of quality players refused to join other teams in the Celtic nations.

NO ONE REFUSED TO JOIN DROGHEDA.

We are ready for the Battle of the Tribes...... So get it right up ye"

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UCD Dublin Transfer News

UCD Dublin can announce the arrival of some quality players to the campus. There were huge amount of college students gathered around the ground to see the arrival of many talented international players. But the most success story is the capturing of the Brazilian Wonder Boy Lucas Piazon. Here are the players who joined UCD Dublin.

Lucas Piazon

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Lucas Piazon rejoined his former boss at UCD Dublin and will be the central figure in the attacking force. He is one of the most hottest property in the the Brazilian sub-continent and Venkron ensured that he lands in Dublin.

Jeroen Zoet

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Seen as one of the most talented young keeper in the PSV side who has been sent to RKC Waalwijk for experience. Venkron sent a team of scouts to review the performance of the player. Impressed with his keeping abilities he has signed for UCD and the manager paid additional 1 million to terminate his loan contract.

Here is what the UCD scouts found out :-

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Bogdan Butko

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An impressive Center Back hailing from Ukraine, Bogdan has been the hottest defender prospect of Shaktar. He spent his 2010-11 and 11-12 season on loan at Volyn Lutsk and Illichivets Mariupol. His impressive talents and already a stater for Ukraine caught the eye of Venkron and saw him to be perfect for UCD.

Gabriel Silva

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Gabriel Silva is a less know player but a man of great talent. The 21 year defender has nine under 21 caps for Brazil and has also scored 1 goal. In a complicated transfer, he was bought by Udinese, however, they were unable to register any more non-EU players according to Serie A rules, and the player was subsequently registered with Udinese's Spanish feeder club Granada. He was then immediately loaned to Novara for the remainder of the 2011–12 season. UCD team and manager welcomes him.

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High Expectations on him

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Tribes on Monday!

Rhodes joins the Tribes

After an intense bidding war between Dumbarton and Airdrie the Scotland international Jordan Rhodes has signed for Airdrie in a deal bealived to be worth around 4million pounds. Scotland international Rhodes was seen leaving coatbridge in his 26 year old cheerio box car eariler this morning after signing a 6 year deal.

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Airdrie have also completed the signing of Scotland u21 midfielder Fraser Fyive, former Italy u21 striker Frabio Macheda and former liverpool star kyrgiakos who has been made club captain.

Lee's Longford Town could be set to complete two of the best transfers in the league so far after having bids for Victor Moses and Alex Oxlade Chamberlin accpeted although it is not confirmed weather they will want to join Longford

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More to follow..

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Lisburn Distillery News

Manager Ashley Holtom has reveled his first five signings:

MANNONE, Vito

VAN RHIJN, Ricardo

SPYROPOULOS, Panagiotis

CARVAJAL, Daniel

JANJATOVIC, Dejan

He was seen being stupidly drunk, making fans wonder if he is happy or not with who has come into the club:

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