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Inter Baku makes winning record after have won now 3 times in a row after a 3-0 win:cool:

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not true:

The Puppetmaster steered Real Madrid Castilla to victory against Inter Baku.

Real Madrid Castilla beat Inter Baku 1 - 0 in their Division 1 fixture.

Ayovỉ scored the winner for Real Madrid Castilla and was later voted Man of the Match for his performance. B):rolleyes:

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not true:

The Puppetmaster steered Real Madrid Castilla to victory against Inter Baku.

Real Madrid Castilla beat Inter Baku 1 - 0 in their Division 1 fixture.

Ayovỉ scored the winner for Real Madrid Castilla and was later voted Man of the Match for his performance. B):rolleyes:

Winning record for my team eh

i want in is possible

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not true:

The Puppetmaster steered Real Madrid Castilla to victory against Inter Baku.

Real Madrid Castilla beat Inter Baku 1 - 0 in their Division 1 fixture.

Ayovỉ scored the winner for Real Madrid Castilla and was later voted Man of the Match for his performance. B):rolleyes:

:o:(

In honour of our league win the Chairman decided to make a statute of the player who played the biggest part in the campaign ..he chose our goalkeeper in his finest pose..

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Could have been worse..the next best person was ..

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On behalf of the fellow members of the Tortoise League, we would like to welcome into Pris..err paradise

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The new manager of Liverpool!!!!!!!!!!! Andrei :D:D

As the newbie it may be best if I offer some free advice...

Be verry verry verry nice to kKKNVB..or he will introduce you to his little friend..

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and :o I still have the holes to prove it...

If you do hear a bit of wailing and whimpering around-pay it no mind as it's not the Lonesome Turtle ...but just Zlooky dropping his cheese

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sardines and apologies in the bath...

You may come across another in your wanderings, a hoarder of Danish..be afraid,... be very afraid and hide all cookies...

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Basnandez is the name...

Lastly rumors abound of a tort who must not be named..a tortoise paparazzo who springs into action to take incriminating pictures when you least expect it ..who spends his time

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but always remember the golden rule of the Tortoise League..What happens in Tortoise Land stays in Tortoise Land

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and here we are again -about to stare down the onrushing phalanx in the shape of Paris FC. While they may lack imagination (since on wiki their nickname is PFC..) they more than make up for it by having D Mac of

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fame.

While both sides have little to play for, storming the Bastille has always been one of the favorite memories of our Chairman (and fromage....:o) and now his team gets the opportunity to storm something French-the Charlety..

On paper the teams look like

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without the ball and dignity...:o

should be a ding dong battle with their Schar proving the difference to end our nine game unbeaten streak. No biggie once they keep their hands to themselves..

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