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REPORTS..RESULTS..MATCHDAY 7

DIVISION 1

VILLA 7-1 BOLTON

WIGAN 2-2 NEWCASTLE

WEST HAM 1-1 MAN CITY

PORTSMOUTH 0-1 SUNDERLAND

MAN U 1-1 BORO

EVERTON 0-0 DERBY

BLACKBURN 1-3 LIVERPOOL

READING 1-0 ARSENAL

CHELSEA 3-0 FULHAM

BIRMINGHAM 0-2 SPURS

HEADLINES...

Sheenas Villa hit 7!!

All square at the JJB!!

Kuijt hits his 7th of the season!!

3 star Chelsea move to 3rd!!

Biggest win of the day was Sheenas Villa who hit an amazing 7 against Bolton and before you ask yes JAASKELAINEN was in goal which makes it an even sweeter win for Sheena.Villa up to 13th.

Ryan's Wigan and Georges Newcastle had a good old slugging match at the JJB which finished 2 a piece.Both sides are mid table.

Lukes Liverpool had a great win at Sparky's Blackburn.Kuijt hit his 7th league goal of the season and is the player on form as Liverpool move to 5th.

Nathan Chelsea showed they have real title ambitions as they put 3 past Fulham to move to 3rd spot in the table as both Everton and Man U dropped points as both only drew.

TOP SIX

EVERTON 16

MAN U 15

CHELSEA 14

BORO 11

LIVERPOOL 11

WEST HAM 11

BOTTOM 4

DERBY 6

ARSENAL 5

SUNDERLAND 5

BOLTON 2

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REPORTS..RESULTS..MATCHDAY 7

DIV 2 PREM WANNABES

JUVE 3-0 RANGERS

PORTO 1-2 CELTIC

SEVILLA 1-2 VALENCIA

ROMA 2-1 VILLARREAL

LYON 2-1 WERDER BREMEN

BORRUSSIA 2-5 LAZIO

BARCELONA 1-2 BAYERN

INTER 3-1 FIORENTINA

MILAN 3-0 CSKA

REAL 2-1 BENFICA

HEADLINES....

Sobis new Celtic hero!!

Villarreal feel the heat in Rome!!

Lazio out gun Dortmund!!

Robben keeps Real top!!

Nathan's Celtic have found in a new hero in Rafael Sobis,the Brazillian striker hit two in their win over Matt's Porto to put them in 6th place.

Paul's Villarreal felt the heat against Mark's Roma losing out by 2-1,the win puts Roma in 11th.

Colin's Lazio had a field day at Dortmund hitting five and moving up to 14th place.

Arjen Robben got Real's winner to keep Rudd's side in pole position at the top of the table.

TOP FOUR

REAL MADRID 17

BAYERN 17

JUVENTUS 14

LYON 14

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Lyon 2-1 Werder Bremen

Lyon return home after a freezing encounter with CSKA at Moscow. Lyon held the ball more and had more shots, but it was Bremen who opened the scoring in the 13th minute when Per Mertesacker uses his height to nod the ball in after a good corner from the Bremen front line.

But that was all that Bremen could do. In the second half, Juninho flat-foots the defender and shows great skill and finishes coolly with great composure. An excellent way to open your goal account. Antonio Di Natale then scored the second for Lyon with a very difficult shot from an angle which took a deflection a flew in. He also opens his goalscoring account after the goal.

Man of the Match went to Juninho as Lyon stay in fourth, three points behind leaders Real Madrid.

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Spurs News

Grant Thame Named As Tottenham Hotspur Boss.

All Teams That Wanted Grant Thame As Their Manager Have Been Disappointed With Grant Thame Taking The Role Of Manager At Tottenham.

Grant Thame Have Told Spurs News He Always Was Looking For A Tottenham In A Forumer Setup And Now He Have One.

Grant Thame Tells Bent To Bent Off.

The Tottenham Striker Darren Bent Is Not Happy With The New Manager After Grant Thame Told Him To Leave The Training Ground Early For A Day Off.

Darren Bent Will Be For Sale For 8 to 10 million plus any 22 years old.

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Real Madrid News

Recent league Result:

Lazio 2-3 Real Madrid

Tommaso ROCCHI (8)-----------Raul (37)

Fernando BELLUSCHI (49)-------Robinho (57)

-------------------------------Rodrigo Palacio (66)

League Table:

1 Bayern Munchen 8 6 2 0 23 10 13 20

2 REAL MADRID 8 6 2 0 24 13 11 20

3 Lyon 8 5 2 1 17 14 3 17

4 Juventus 8 4 2 2 16 10 6 14

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MATCHDAY 8-9 UPDATE!!!

DIV 1

Elliot's Everton lead by a point from Willo's Man U the only unbeaten side in Div 1.Grant's Spurs are up to 3rd and at the bottom unmanaged sides Sunderland,Derby and Bolton look to be in trouble at this early stage.

TOP SIX

EVERTON 20

MAN U 19

SPURS 17

WEST HAM 15

BIRMINGHAM 15

CHELSEA 15

BOTTOM 4

PORTSMOUTH 7

SUNDERLAND 7

DERBY 6

BOLTON 4

DIV 2 PREM "WANNABES"

Gunnersaurus's Bayern and Rudd's Real lead the way both unbeaten and only 2 goals seperating them.Tom Phan's Lyon stay in contention with Adam Parsons Juve making up the top four.

TOP FOUR

BAYERN 21

REAL 21

LYON 18

JUVENTUS 17

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Bernabeu Magazino :

Recent League Result:

Fiorentina 0-1 Real Madrid

(Micheal Ballack)

Tricky away trip:

indeed it was, Real madrid put their strongest eleven in a bid to gain 3 points. At the start it was equaly contested but after sometime Madrid started to put home side on the backfoot. Euroup's most prolific strikers were on show and with the likes of Ruud v.Nistelrooij on the pitch it was just the matter of time when madrid breaks the dead lock.

Van the man unlike himself grafted a sublime pass to Micheal Ballack who drilled the ball into the net through the legs of keeper.

League Table: DIVISION-2

1 REAL MADRID 10 7 3 0 26 14 12 24

2 Bayern Munchen 10 6 4 0 27 14 13 22

3 Lyon 10 6 3 1 21 17 4 21

4 Juventus 10 6 2 2 20 11 9 20

Post match reaction:

Real Madrid's Manager:

Ruud-17 '' im glad we came through this test and we did it well, without conceding. i was concerned about my defence, although we are scoring more goals than we concede in recent games, but i prefer 1-0 to 5-3 or 2-1.

Lads did well in whole game pecialy my back four,it was not an easy game to play coz fiorentina has a expirenced manager in GAZLAD who is a gold member.''

Next game:

Real Madrid vs Inter Milan

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FANS STARTING TO QUESTION GAZLAD

a group of fans are starting to question gazlads capability to manage fiorentina, gazlad promised that he can get them into div 1, but that looks a very long way as fiorentina went down 1-0 to real madrid to continue there bad run, and it does not get any easier for gazlad as the next three matches are against ROMA - BARCELONA - JUVENTUS..

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RESULTS.......REPORTS........

DIVISION 1........MATCHDAY 10

DERBY 2-4 MAN U

Comfortable win for Willos Utd who lead by two and still are unbeaten.

SUNDERLAND 1-0 EVERTON

Elliots Toffees surrender their lead with a horror show at Sunderland.

MIDDLESBOROUGH 3-0 BLACKBURN

Bad defeat for Sparky's Blackburn.

LIVERPOOL 3-0 READING

Lukes Reds are back on track thanks again to Kuijt.

ASTON VILLA 2-0 CHELSEA

Sheena inspires Villa to a big win over Nathans Blues.

ARSENAL 2-4 NEWCASTLE

Massive win for Georges side as Sams Gunners struggle.

FULHAM 2-1 BIRMINGHAM

S.O.S Managers needed!!

SPURS 1-3 WIGAN

Grant is skinned by Ryans in form Wigan

BOLTON 0-0 WEST HAM

S.O.S Managers needed!!

MAN CITY 0-2 PORTSMOUTH

Big win for Steves side who clear the relegation zone.

TOP SIX

MAN U 22

EVERTON 20

NEWCASTLE 18

LIVERPOOL 17

BORO 17

SPURS 17

BOTTOM 4

READING 9

ARSENAL 8

DERBY 6

BOLTON 5

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RESULTS.......REPORTS........

DIV 2 PREM WANNABES

CELTIC 1-2 ROMA

Marks Roma inflict defeat on Nathans Hoops

VILLARREAL 1-2 LYON

Toms Lyon sitting high in third while Pthames team struggle

INTER 1-3 BORUSSIA DORTMUND

Shock for Inter

WERDER 0-1 CSKA

LAZIO 1-5 BARCELONA

Big,big win for Kevs Barca over Col's Lazio

BAYERN 2-2 MILAN

Ivans Milan spoil Gunnersaurus's party.

FIORENTINA 0-1 REAL MADRID

Gazlads side find it tough against leaders Rudds Real

BENFICA 0-2 JUVENTUS

VALENCIA 0-2 PORTO

Great result for Matts Porto

RANGERS 1-5 SEVILLA

5 star performance by son of plutos Sevilla

TOP 4

REAL MADRID 24

BAYERN 22

LYON 21

JUVENTUS 20

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ROUND UP MATCHDAY 11

DIVISION 1

Wins for Sunderland,Boro,Wigan(Ryan),West Ham,Arsenal(Sam),Portsmouth(Steve),Spurs(Grant),Blackburn(Sparky) and Man City.

Willo's United still lead the way despite dropping 2 points to Chelsea(Nathan) and the top looks like this.

MAN U 23

BORO 20

EVERTON 20

SPURS 20

WEST HAM 19

NEWCASTLE 18

BOTTOM 4

ARSENAL 11

READING 9

DERBY 6

BOLTON 5

DIVISION 2 PREM "WANNABES"

Wins for Milan(Ivan),Real(Rudd),Werder Bremen,Lazio(Colin),Roma(Mark),Lyon(Tom),Porto(Matt),CSKA and Barcelona(Kev:)).

Rudd's Real lead the chase for promotion by 3 points and the top four look like this..

REAL 27

LYON 24

BAYERN 23

JUVE 20

Shield action continues tonight with round two:)

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Chelsea's season so far..

"Manager Nathan been manager of chelsea for a few months and hasn't had the best of starts at the moment. But he knows he will get better as soon as he gets the results flowing in".

The players..

"Supprisingly Nathan hasn't brought anybody yet, but he feels he will buy some later because his squad is abit weak. He has only sold 1 player Ballack, but Nathan has said he will be happy to spend around £40,000,00".

The Results..

"The results have been different every match day,Winning against liverpool 3-1, then two matches in a row losing to Aston villa.Results swing everytime, you can preform very good one week, and very poor the next. Matches will go Chelsea's way Nathan warns".

The Fans..

"The Fans have been fantastic so far, even if we are having a bad run at this time, they are getting behind the chelsea sqaud & manager, at Stamford Bridge Chelsea are getting around 40,000 people coming at home, Nathan hopes the fans will get behind the players, even if we are losing".

The Board..

"The Board have been very supportive, they have made alot of decisions which i havent been noted about, players to keep or sell, the wages of the players, training coaches and much more, they have backed me and have set a target of atleaste 1 Piece of silverwear of there will be consideration of a new manager which i dont want to happen, i am 100% happy with the board as this is a big club, which cant underpreform everyweek".

chelsea_football_club_stamford_bridge_stands.jpgThe stadium will be half empty, if the chelsea sqaud dont get there act together and preform..

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Villareal 1-2 Lyon

Lyon held the ball 67% of the time, shot 30 times and played way better.

Highlights

12: GOAL!! - Mathieu BODMER caresses in a curling shot! What technique!

20: GOAL!! - Kahveci NIHAT slots it home after some neat footwork!

40: BOOKED - After a reckless challenge David ANGEL receives a yellow card

80: GOAL!! - A brilliant through-ball leaves Kim KALLSTROM with just the keeper to beat and he confidently places it! Great finish!

Man of the match award goes to goalscorer Mathieu Bodmer

Lyon 4-0 Benfica

Another one-sided game for Lyon. Held the ball 60% of the time, shot 26 times, 17 more than Benfica and 17 were on target.

Highlights

10: BOOKED - A bit harsh - the ref cautions Diego MILITO after a 50/50 challenge!

24: BOOKED - The ref cautions Fabio GROSSO after a high challenge

26: GOAL!! - Jeremy TOULALAN beats the offside trap and slides it under the advancing keeper!

34: GOAL!! - Diego MILITO caresses in a curling shot! What technique!

62: GOAL!! - The ball is casually rolled into the net by Diego MILITO, where was the defence?

78: GOAL!! - Karim BENZEMA hits a powerful shot in off the post!

85: BOOKED - After a reckless challenge Moreira DAVID LUIZ receives a yellow card

Man of the Match award goes to Diego Milito as he gets his eighth goal of the season

Benfica 2-3 Lyon

Lyon progress to the third round of the shield after beating Benfica at the Estadio do Sport Lisboa e Benfica. Again, one sided as Lyon held the ball 65% of the time, shot 25 times and 12 was on target.

Highlights

11: GOAL!! - A wicked deflection wrong foots the unfortunate stopper! Miguel NUNO GOMES will take the credit for that!

15: BOOKED - The ref cautions Cristian RODRIGUEZ after a high challenge

31: BOOKED - Mathieu BODMER booked after time wasting

37: GOAL!! - Receiving the ball on the right Sabrosa SIMAO skips inside his marker and curls in a shot from 25 yards!

38: GOAL!! - Fabio GROSSO thumps in a low drive from 20 yards out! Two keepers couldn't have stopped that!

41: GOAL!! - Costas KATSOURANIS finishes neatly inside the box

55: RED CARD - A horror tackle in the middle of the park leads to a straight red for Cristian RODRIGUEZ

61: GOAL!! - A trademark strike from Karim BENZEMA!

Man of the Match award goes to Sabrosa Simao who scored Lyon's equalizer.

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United march on in-vain

Manchester united are on fire this season and they are simply unstoppable.United manager Williams publicly apologised for being relatively quiet on the interview front recently and he went on to say "I've had a rather Testing time recently with all these mock exams but i will be back in full force after the festive season."......Are you thinking what we're thinking?...How good are they gonna' be when he gets time to look after the squad properly?

Williams praised every member of his squad for putting in 110% effort on the training ground and the pitch."If it wasn't for the lads out there the fans would have nothing to cheer about this christmas but thanks to their hunger for success we are sitting pretty heading into the busy winter period"

When asked about the ingredients of success ferguson simply replied with two words..."Team Chemistry"

More from the RED side of the city...Coming Soon!

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DIVISION 1 ROUNDUP MATCHDAY 12

Wins for Newcastle(George),Bolton,Man U(Willo),Sunderland,Portsmouth(Steve),Everton(Elliot) and Villa(Sheena).

Willo's United still on top followed by Elliot's Everton,big win for Georges Newcastle who are up to third.Steves Portsmouth and Sheenas Villa continue to impress.

Match of the round was Georges Newcastle winning at Grants Spurs,Geremi got Newcastles eventual winner.

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TOP SIX

MAN U 26

EVERTON 23

NEWCASTLE 21

BORO 20

SPURS 20

WEST HAM 19

BOTTOM 4

ARSENAL 11

READING 10

BOLTON 8

DERBY 7

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DIVISION 2 PREM WANNABES ROUNDUP

MATCHDAY 12

Wins for Milan(Ivan),Werder Bremen,Juventus,Sevilla(Sonofpluto),Inter,Lyon(Tom) and Bayern(Gunnersaurus).

The top four remain the same with Lyon(Tom) closing the gap to a point on leaders Real Madrid.Ivan's Milan move up to fifth and the match of the round seen Sonofpluto's Sevilla move to 11th after their fine win at Pthame's Villareal.

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"Freddy" gets his second for Sonofpluto's side

TOP FOUR

REAL MADRID 28

LYON 27

BAYERN 26

JUVE 23

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FIORENTINA GET A WIN

Gazlads under performing fiorentina record a win against juventus.. In a shock result gazlads fiorentina beat juventus 3-0 in there own back yard. Brilliant result for us even tho it is a shock this win will give the squad a massive morale boost and something to work on.. goals came from

LUCARELLI 20 & 68 MINS

SANTANA 80 MINS

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Real Madrid maintain their lead at Top of Division2

Recent League Result:

Real madrid 4-1 Brossia Dortmund

Sentiago Bernabeu

League Table:

1 REAL MADRID 13 9 4 0 37 16 21 31

2 Lyon 13 9 3 1 30 20 10 30

3 Bayern Munchen 13 7 6 0 34 17 17 27

4 Milan 13 6 5 2 29 15 14 23

Real Madrid Manager's Interview:

''im glad to maintain my unbeaten run, which is now over 15 games and in a setup full of commited and very experience managers my team is doing wonderful but still Lyon are just one point behind me.''

'' Im in talks wid barcelona manager Kevche over a possible swap of Wesly snieder + cash for deco, i need a influntial midfileder to get hold of the teams.''

'' other than that im happy wid my squad and the rotation policy will always be thier.''

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MATCHDAY 13 ROUNDUP

DIVISION 2 PREM WANNABES

Wins for.Fiorentina(Gazlad),Sevilla(S.O.Pluto),Porto(Matt),Valencia,Lyon(Tom),Villarreal(Pthame),Inter,Milan(Ivan)and Real Madrid(Rudd).

Rudd's Real head the table by a point from Tom's Lyon,Gunnersaurus's Bayern stay in third still unbeaten but have drawen alot of games.Ivan's Milan are up to fourth and looking good.

Match of the day goes to Matt's Porto who had a great win in Rome beating Mark's Roma and putting themselves up to 6th in the table!!

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Bruno Alves gets Porto's winner!!!

TOP FOUR

REAL MADRID 31

LYON 30

BAYERN 27

MILAN 23

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