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EC Anno Domini - the invaded‏

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A recent archaeological dig on a remote island of the western coast of England revealed a great find. Two old tablets were found buried' date=' they contain the story of a legendary warrior who achieved world domination where others failed. After a lot of hard work, University of Crewe language specialist Dr Iluva Swinger completed translating the ancient text and the result’s where today unveiled to the expectant public:[/color']

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In the year of Our Lord nineteen hundred and seventy seven a child was born unto the world in the land of England. This child was born after his mother and father spent 15 minutes wildly calling to God some nine months prior. This child grew up to be a great man who, along with his Crewe, fought adversaries including ‘The Beast of Many Names’* and ‘The Boy of Many Conquests’** on his way to taking his homeland to conquer the world.

*sometimes referred to as ‘The Beast of Many Genders’

** sometimes referred to as ‘The Ginger One Who Couldn’t Control His Libido’

But a new battle was erupting back home, the mighty England was fractured with more factions than could be responsibly controlled, so with the help of Luscious Lord Lenny, the great warrior set about restructuring the country. Dividing it into 64 parts, each controlled by one of his finest men, the great warrior started a new era in football management.

That man was Sir Sean, and the brave new world is

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And so the world turns, and with it the mighty rule of Anno Domini started to crumble. The knight’s, the lord’s and the longnose’s left, leaving Sir Sean with only jesters and a few lowly plebians to protect the land.

Thus began the dark day’s of Domini, first came the Viking pillages, followed by the Celtic intrusion’s and the French forages.

Seeing a nation in turmoil the Roman’s came next, banishing Sir Sean to an unknown land far, far away. But a sudden withdrawal of Roman troops paved the way for a Germanic assault.

So a nation was decimated, and despite attempts at resistance, all was lost. And when the last few remaining true Englishman thought things couldn’t get any worse, along came the Spanish Armada.

Desperate to save their nation, 2 farmhands took to any means necessary to lead a revolution, and whilst trying their hands at prostitution they discovered the whereabouts of the legendary Sir Sean.

As soon as they were able to sit again, Smut and the Man of Noises set out to bring back the mighty one in the hope he could restore old glories.

After searching the vast wilderness of deepest, darkest Greenock, they found Sir Sean, and together they vowed to save the nation. Gathering what was left of the former 64 regional armies, they began the liberation of:

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Div1

ARSENAL - Son of Pluto

CHELSEA - Dr Sean Fitz

LIVERPOOL - Garry Crawford

EVERTON - Craig Braidwood

MAN CITY - Noisy

NEWCASTLE - Shack

TOTTENHAM - Fluffy

C.PALACE - Chris Share

WEST HAM - Ashley Holtom

SOUTHAMPTON - Cesc Basnandez

SUNDERLAND - Pippo 09

STOKE - Ruts 66

LAZIO - Preppens

ROMA - Tom Kempsford

Div 2

QPR - Nikidinho

LEICESTER - Matt 72

HULL - Chris Hogg

BURNLEY - Keith Fitzsimons

A.VILLA - EDward moses

WEST BROM - Jose Mourinho

WOLVES - Secasiu Calin-mihai

NORWICH - Duncan

FULHAM - Riece Monro

DERBY - Kupest

CELTIC - Shane McGrory

RANGERS - Racky

DEPORTIVO - Phil Cook

LE HAVRE - Danny Van Hecke

Div 3

CHESTER - Jon Wiggins

BIRMINGHAM - Nemanja Mihajlovic

GATESHEAD - John Harman

BLACKPOOL - Andre Guerra

LEEDS - MUallan

AFC TELFORD - Gorbash

PORTSMOUTH - Gozzy

GUISELEY - Hannah

MILLWALL - Longnose

HEREFORD - Smut

VIKING FC - Lenny 59

WHITEHAWK - Nick Justice

DYNAMO DRESDEN - Stewart Lauder

AACHEN - Sean Mcevoy

DIVISION 1-

Manchester City - 32 92 313.2M Y.TOURÉ S.AGÜERO V.KOMPANY

Chelsea - 43 92 365.0M C.FÀBREGAS E.HAZARD D.COSTA

Arsenal - 38 91 265.1M M.ÖZIL A.SÁNCHEZ S.CAZORLA

AS Roma - 47 90 298.2M D.DE ROSSI M.BENATIA K.STROOTMAN

Tottenham Hotspur - 38 90 299.7M H.LLORIS É.LAMELA J.PAULINHO

Liverpool - 43 90 234.4M S.GERRARD D.STURRIDGE G.JOHNSON

SS Lazio - 42 89 235.5M M.KLOSE A.CANDREVA F.MARCHETTI

Everton - 30 89 161.3M L.BAINES R.LUKAKU S.COLEMAN

Stoke City - 33 88 154.8M M.DIOUF A.BEGOVIĆ K.BOJAN

Newcastle United - 36 88 178.3M D.SANTON R.CABELLA M.SISSOKO

West Ham United - 36 87 124.4M C.KOUYATÉ A.CARROLL M.ZÁRATE

Sunderland - 27 87 125.4M E.GIACCHERINI J.RODWELL A.JOHNSON

Southampton - 27 87 119.3M D.OSVALDO M.SCHNEIDERLIN D.TADIC

Crystal Palace - 30 86 106.9M M.CHAMAKH M.JEDINAK B.HANGELAND

DIVISION 2-

Aston Villa - 38 87 158.3M C.BENTEKE G.AGBONLAHOR R.VLAAR

Burnley - 34 85 99.8M R.BERTRAND O.ROMEU M.KELLY

Derby County - 32 84 86.6M M.VAN GINKEL W.HUGHES C.BRYSON

Fulham - 35 85 93.5M B.RUIZ K.MITROGLOU F.AMOREBIETA

Hull City - 31 86 112.0M T.HUDDLESTONE N.JELAVIĆ R.SNODGRASS

Leicester City - 33 85 96.4M M.ALBRIGHTON M.WASILEWSKI A.KNOCKAERT

Norwich City - 32 87 132.2M L.FER R.VAN WOLFSWINK.. G.HOOPER

Queens Park Rangers - 35 87 128.1M J.CESAR M.ISLA L.RÉMY

West Bromwich Albion - 25 87 115.9M B.IDEYE J.LESCOTT Y.MULUMBU

Wolverhampton Wanderers - 32 84 127.5M B.SAKO J.O'HARA T.DOUMBIA

Deportivo - 28 85 120.9M R.CANELLA I.CUENCA P.LUCAS

Le Havre AC - 24 82 65.0M C.LOUVION B.GENTON R.SAÏSS

Celtic - 37 86 127.9M D.DROGBA F.FORSTER V.VAN DIJK

Rangers - 27 81 52.5M L.WALLACE L.MCCULLOCH D.TEMPLETON

DIVISION 3-

Millwall - 31 82 67.9M M.BRIGGS M.GUEYE S.JACKSON

Leeds United - 27 82 79.1M G.BERARDI R.AUSTIN S.MORISON

Birmingham City- 30 82 61.7M N.EARDLEY D.COTTERILL D.EDGAR

Viking FK - 21 81 52.8M T.REGINIUSSEN M.THIOUNE V.BERISHA

Blackpool- 24 81 45.2M J.ORIOL N.DELFOUNESO S.ZENJOV

Dresden - 21 79 37.7M C.GUEYE Z.DEDIC N.TEIXEIRA

Portsmouth - 28 77 22.0M N.SHOREY J.ERTL M.PAINTER

Aachen - 21 76 18.7M A.DEMAI T.STEHLE M.DAUN

Whitehawk FC - 21 74 10.0M L.HILLS S.FLINDERS P.KUJABI

Gateshead - 21 71 2.6M L.GUY J.OSTER A.JONES

Chester FC - 22 71 1.7M G.MILLER C.IWELUMO G.ROBERTS

Hereford United - 21 69 930k K.JAMES D.STRATFORD R.EVANS

AFC Telford United - 22 68 490k C.BARNETT C.BLACKBURN N.BYRNE

Guiseley AFC - 21 67 1.1M O.JOHNSON B.PARKER H.SINGH

Managers point scoring-

League points gained- plus 15% for winners,

10% for runners up

5% for 3rd placed.

league points lost- minus 15% for bottom spot,

-10% for 13th place

-5% for 12th place.

If a 3rd Division club wins Div 2 , an extra 10%, if they win Div 1, an extra 20%.

If a 2nd Division side wins Div 1,an extra 10%.

Taken fom the division that the manager started in.

No league bonuses for a side that gets promoted from a division lower than the one they started in.

CUP- Winner - 20points/ 25/ 30 (Div 1/ 2/ 3)

Runner up - 12/ 17/ 22

Losing Semi finalists - 5/ 10/ 15

Losing Q/finalists - 1/ 5/ 10.

No points for Europe as some have gold and some don't.

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Re: EC Anno Domini - the invaded‏

up to 22 managers at the moment.

if you were in the original A.D. and you would like to take the same club again, please mention it and we will see what we can do.

I don't know if this will tempt you or put you off but these are some names that are joining.

Dr Sean Fitz

Noisy

Elohim

Dom

Son of Pluto.

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the days of Mr Hurlock, just wonderful memories of the old Den...............

as for team allocation, probably on Monday we will sort divisions and clubs.

the 4 of us that are working on it will have a choice and those in the original gameworld can choose their old club, then we will set a time for applications for the rest.

we will also give a day or two before transfers can be made, so to give everyone time to be bidding at the same time.

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This is Probably the best line up of managers I've seen for a set up ;)

that was the idea, no known quitters, no one who only logs in every 20 days, no one who thinks the gameworld is dead because the forum isn't busy, I just hope we havnt missed inviting someone who would be a good addition.

also, it would be nice to be able to buy young prospects with the chance of the set up lasting long enough to see them make your first team.

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that was the idea' date=' no known quitters, no one who only logs in every 20 days, no one who thinks the gameworld is dead because the forum isn't busy, I just hope we havnt missed inviting someone who would be a good addition.

also, it would be nice to be able to buy young prospects with the chance of the set up lasting long enough to see them make your first team.[/quote']

what about kirkylufc............no setup is complete without his words of wisdom :P

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