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Re: Funny SM Private Messages A reply along these lines might be appropriate: Violets are red Roses are blue I'm not that way inclined So try someone new

Re: Funny SM Private Messages From: Cool Dude Sent: Mon 31st Dec 2007 8:24pm GMT Subject: {no subject} Hi m8 i am interested in Adebayor and i was interested if you would swap him for Kaka. So wou

Re: Funny SM Private Messages

Here's a conversation on MSN I had with a Santa bot. :D

Lee says:

Hey

Santa says:

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Lee! I'm Santa Claus!

What do you want for Christmas, Lee?

Lee says:

Some boobs

Santa says:

Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.

And what else would you like, Lee?

Lee says:

Erm, love handles?

Santa says:

That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, Lee.

Lee says:

See that you do

Santa says:

Ho ho ho?

Lee says:

No, no no!

Santa says:

OK.

Lee says:

How's life

Santa says:

Life is good, thanks! I love talking to people and that's what I get to do all day.

How are things with you?

Lee says:

Meh

Santa says:

Eh, that's not really my thing.

Lee says:

What is your thing?

Santa says:

Don't you know?

Lee says:

Not really...

Santa says:

Not really? But sort of, right?

Lee says:

Who is this

Santa says:

I'm Santa! I can chat with you about all kinds of things.

Type "?" to see what I can do.

Lee says:

?

Santa says:

Just ask me what you want for Christmas!

Lee says:

Erm, pie?

Santa says:

What was that?

Lee says:

PIE!

Santa says:

Hmm...

Lee says:

...?

Santa says:

Ho ho ho!

Lee says:

oh really?

Santa says:

Yeah. That's right.

Lee says:

Is it?

Santa says:

Yes it is.

Lee says:

It is?

Santa says:

Is it?

Lee says:

Don't know. You tell me

Santa says:

Maybe. But later.

Lee says:

No! Tell me now!

Santa says:

I will not.

Lee says:

You will

Santa says:

I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.

Lee says:

Oh, I will you fat cow

Santa says:

Am I?

Lee says:

...

Santa says:

Hmm...

Lee says:

...

Santa says:

What was that?

Lee says:

Never mind

Santa says:

OK. I won't mind then!

Lee says:

Good

Santa says:

Excellent!

Lee says:

(Fatty)

Santa says:

Really?

Lee says:

I wouldn't know

Santa says:

You won't, huh? OK.

Lee says:

Do you own a chippy?

Santa says:

I sometimes own a chippy.

Lee says:

How can you sometimes own a chippy?

Santa says:

It's not "how?" you should ask. It's "why?"

Anyway, what else you got for me?

Lee says:

A letterbomb

Santa says:

Ho ho ho!

Lee says:

Are you drunk?

Santa says:

I assure you I am quite sober.

Lee says:

That's the drink talking

Santa says:

Yes. Totally!

Lee says:

HA!

Santa says:

Yeah, I guess it's pretty funny.

Lee says:

'Tis

Santa says:

One foot is one foot.

(1 ft = 1 ft)

Lee says:

???

Santa says:

Just tell me what you want for Christmas this year!

Lee says:

A giant newt

Santa says:

Ho ho ho! What?

Lee says:

A GIANT NEWT!

Santa says:

Ho ho ho?

Lee says:

Screw you

Santa says:

I know, I know. Being a human is hard.

Lee says:

Easy for you to say. You don't exist

Santa says:

I'm not quite sure I would exist myself.

Lee says:

See?

Santa says:

Hmm...

Lee says:

Not too clever, are you?

Santa says:

Interesting!

Lee says:

Exactly

Santa says:

Precisely.

Lee says:

What do you do for a living?

Santa says:

I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question!

You can also type "?" to see what I can do.

Lee says:

I did ask you a question

Santa says:

Of course!

Lee says:

That's right!

Santa says:

True.

What else is happening?

Lee says:

Hello!

Santa says:

Hi Lee. What's up?

Lee says:

Retarded gravity

Santa says:

Really?

Lee says:

Probably

Santa says:

Ho ho ho?

Lee says:

Yep, you ARE drunk

Santa says:

I am eminently sober, Lee.

Lee says:

Liar

Santa says:

Ho ho ho!

Lee says:

Are you a homosexual?

Santa says:

I don't think my sexual preference matters.

Anyway, what else do you want to know about sexual orientation...

Lee says:

Do you have a sexual orientation?

Santa says:

There's no way I have a sexual orientation!

So anyway... What else can you tell me?

Lee says:

So... you take whatever you can get then?

Santa says:

Really?

Lee says:

I DON'T BLOODY KNOW! I'M ASKING YOU!

Santa says:

And it's a good thing you don't!

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.

Lee says:

Okay

Santa says:

Yup!

Lee says:

Good conversation

Santa says:

What was that?

Lee says:

Did you hear something

Santa says:

I didn't get a chance to hear something, but it's on my to-do list.

Lee says:

What else is on that list?

Santa says:

I know. Wait a minute... Maybe not.

Lee says:

What's your name?

Santa says:

I'm Santa!

Lee says:

Clearly

Santa says:

Hmm...

Lee says:

What's your surname?

Santa says:

Santa.

Lee says:

So, it's Santa Santa?

Santa says:

If you say so, it is.

Lee says:

I do say so

Santa says:

So...

Lee says:

So

Santa says:

So what?

Lee says:

So what?

Santa says:

?

Lee says:

?

Santa says:

I take Christmas wishes from good girls and boys!

Lee says:

Do you take it up the wrong 'un from them too?

Santa says:

I've been known to take it up the wrong ' un from them on occasion.

Lee says:

Dirty git

Santa says:

Ho ho ho! What?

Lee says:

What's what?

Santa says:

I don't know.

Lee says:

Well then

Santa says:

Then what?

Lee says:

What's what?

Santa says:

No WAY!?! Really?

Lee says:

I think so

Santa says:

Yeah, so?

Lee says:

Are you dead?

Santa says:

Hmm... I don't know, Lee, what do you think?

Lee says:

I think you are

Santa says:

Well don't you think I am?

Lee says:

Santa, are you dead?

Santa says:

What do you think, Lee?

Lee says:

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

Santa says:

No, it's not peanut! Not peanut at all!

Lee says:

Where do you live?

Santa says:

I live in the North Pole.

Lee says:

How can you live IN a pole?

Santa says:

How would I know how?

Anyway...

Lee says:

Where do you live?

Santa says:

I live in the North Pole.

What else do you have to say about where I live?

Lee says:

Do you have central heating?

Santa says:

Why would I have central heating?

What else is happening?

Lee says:

So, you can't afford central heating?

Santa says:

Why don't *you* afford central heating?

Lee says:

I can, actually

Santa says:

Interesting!

Lee says:

SANTA'S A POOR BUGGER!

Santa says:

Oooo... That's some bad scary language!

Lee says:

LET'S ALL LAUGH AT SANTA!!!

LET'S ALL LAUGH AT SANTA!

Santa says:

Ho ho ho?

Lee says:

LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!

Santa says:

Hmm...

Lee says:

Luke says you're annoying

Santa says:

Hey, bear with me. I'm trying my best.

Lee says:

Luke says you're annoying

Santa says:

Hey, I'm sorry. I'm trying to help you.

Lee says:

I don't

Santa says:

Fine.

Lee says:

I love you

Santa says:

Aww... I love you too!

Lee says:

Yay!

Santa says:

Woo hoo!

Lee says:

Will you marry me?

Santa says:

Can't we just be friends instead?

Lee says:

Okay

Santa says:

Okey doke.

Lee says:

Good

Santa says:

Isn't it though?

Lee says:

It is

Santa says:

Is it really?

Lee says:

Yes

Santa says:

Yep.

Anyway...

Lee says:

Anyway...

Santa says:

Moving right along... What should we talk about?

Lee says:

Bowels

Santa says:

Really?

Lee says:

Yes

Santa says:

Yes.

Anyway, what else you got for me?

Lee says:

A tuppence

Santa says:

What was that?

Lee says:

2 pence

Santa says:

The ounce is a unit of mass.

Two ounces are 56.699046 grams.

(2 oz = 56.699046 g)

Lee says:

No no no, pence, as in pennies

Santa says:

Ho ho ho! What?

Lee says:

I said

Santa says:

How did that make you feel?

Lee says:

Would you shut up and let me speak?

Santa says:

I might eventually, but for now I'd be happy just staying there and chatting with you.

Lee says:

Shut up

Santa says:

That's not very nice...

Lee says:

Shut up

Lee says:

Santa

Lee says:

Santa?

Lee says:

Hello

Santa says:

Since you insist, I'm back now.

Lee says:

I'm off to bed

Santa says:

No kidding? How does it feel to be off to bed?

Lee says:

Bye Santa

Santa says:

See ya later!

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

To:Vladan Forumer

From:kevin cassel

kevin cassels said:

Hi vlad u remember me?

*i didnt reply*

kevin cassels said:

You watup ******? nuh nuh

kevin cassels said:

ur and ugly paki and nobody likes you

kevin cassels said:

answer me you ugly gay russian

You said:

Ok,First im not Russian , Second im not ugly , Third i edited that and you would no if your not dumb , Fourth People do like me and ofcourse im more famous then you

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

Just had a corka

From:

EDUARDO DA SILVA

Sent: Fri 31st Oct 2008 2:02pm GT

Subject: {no subject}

heyy

m8

make friends with cristiana holland,

plus she is single

if u buy her gold membership with 1 setup then she might go out with u,

she is very rich so she can come to any country,

but her dad doesn't trust sm so thats y she is not a gold member...

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Just had a corka

From:

EDUARDO DA SILVA

Sent: Fri 31st Oct 2008 2:02pm GT

Subject: {no subject}

heyy

m8

make friends with cristiana holland' date='

plus she is single

if u buy her gold membership with 1 setup then she might go out with u,

she is very rich so she can come to any country,

but her dad doesn't trust sm so thats y she is not a gold member...[/quote']

Ahhh this is SO funny.

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Just had a corka

From:

EDUARDO DA SILVA

Sent: Fri 31st Oct 2008 2:02pm GT

Subject: {no subject}

heyy

m8

make friends with cristiana holland' date='

plus she is single

if u buy her gold membership with 1 setup then she might go out with u,

she is very rich so she can come to any country,

but her dad doesn't trust sm so thats y she is not a gold member...[/quote']

LMAO!!!!!!!

That's a legend pm right there. lol

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

Recieved this yesterday as I was keen to do some deals for GC40

Name: Nasir Ali (Me)

Subject: GC40

Hi mate, I manage Liverpool and was wondering if you would give Affelay and Krompkamp for any of my players. As you can see I need depth and therefore am selling players two for one.

I was thinking maybe you could buy someone like Kuyt? Then take players on loan?

Name: XXX (Him)

Subject: RE: GC40

I'll give Affelay and Krompkamp for either Gerrard or Torres. You Choose

Pathetic :P - Not funny, just annoying!

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

I manager sent me this message today......

Entonio Spencer said...

Sent: Fri 31st Oct 2008 11:41am

Subject: Hi

Hi can you loan to me berbatov please , becuose i need him

You said...

Sent: Fri 31st Oct 2008 2:08pm

Subject: Re: Hi

Erm.......i don't think i can do that mate. I need him as well, and the chairman won't allow me to loan him to ya anyway.....

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Didn't know what else to say :o At first i felt like abusing him but somehow managed to control myself. :P

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

This was a while back but made me laugh he was only a 40 rep at the time went like this

ME:Sorry I cant sell Muntari hes transfer banned

Him:Whys he banned has he done some thing wrong??

Made me laugh tho i then had to explain practically the transfer/loan system in less than 500 words nxt message!!!

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

After acquiring Manchester United in Gold 41... (Read from Bottom)

Sent: Fri 31st Oct 2008 7:06pm

Subject: Re: Man U

Message:

Im keeping them

Sent: Fri 31st Oct 2008 7:05pm

Subject: Re: Manchester United

Message:

Of course I want them

Just because Im selling my players, it dont mean I wont want them

Sent: Fri 31st Oct 2008 6:00pm

Subject: Man U

Message:

can u reply mate

can i be them?

tell me when u quit them if ur gna let me

Sent: Fri 31st Oct 2008 5:52pm

Subject: Manchester United

Message:

hey m8, i notice u are sellin most of ur best players

do u really want to be them

can i be them?

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

in game club's inbox message:

Chelsea have made an offer to VFB Stuttgart for Ribas DIEGO of £50,000,000

then...

The offer for Ribas DIEGO has been withdrawn by Chelsea

then...

Chelsea have made an offer to VFB Stuttgart for Ribas DIEGO of £40,000,000 plus Clarence SEEDORF

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he pm me saying:

accept my offer plz cuz u could get another person with 40 mil and also ur gettin a 94 rated midfielder to replace him

if u could accept if would be much appreciated

im too lazy to reply him or im i being too rude? :P

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Just had a corka

From:

EDUARDO DA SILVA

Sent: Fri 31st Oct 2008 2:02pm GT

Subject: {no subject}

heyy

m8

make friends with cristiana holland' date='

plus she is single

if u buy her gold membership with 1 setup then she might go out with u,

she is very rich so she can come to any country,

but her dad doesn't trust sm so thats y she is not a gold member...[/quote']

lolol thats a bit like last year when a lot of the lads on here got caught out chatting up a bloke pretending to be a bird

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lolol thats a bit like last year when a lot of the lads on here got caught out chatting up a bloke pretending to be a bird

I remember, was it the guy who created a setup called European Liga La Sophie or something... The GM bought was a gift as well as more setups etc. And he posted rude messages on the newspaper saying what guys can do to her if they won the league! LMAO!

Got caught in the end and the account was suspended.

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in game club's inbox message:

Chelsea have made an offer to VFB Stuttgart for Ribas DIEGO of £50' date='000,000

then...

The offer for Ribas DIEGO has been withdrawn by Chelsea

then...

Chelsea have made an offer to VFB Stuttgart for Ribas DIEGO of £40,000,000 plus Clarence SEEDORF

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he pm me saying:

accept my offer plz cuz u could get another person with 40 mil and also ur gettin a 94 rated midfielder to replace him

if u could accept if would be much appreciated

im too lazy to reply him or im i being too rude? :P[/quote']

The thread is funny SM Private messages......I don't see where that fits in. I've had a million of those conversations since I started playing

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I remember' date=' was it the guy who created a setup called European Liga La Sophie or something... The GM bought was a gift as well as more setups etc. And he posted rude messages on the newspaper saying what guys can do to her if they won the league! LMAO!

Got caught in the end and the account was suspended.[/quote']

Yep thats the one lol

Thats the advantage of being my age, you dont get caught up in all that kinda caper anymore :P lol

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I remember' date=' was it the guy who created a setup called European Liga La Sophie or something... The GM bought was a gift as well as more setups etc. And he posted rude messages on the newspaper saying what guys can do to her if they won the league! LMAO!

Got caught in the end and the account was suspended.[/quote']

Im sure they unbanned her/his account.

I got a message from her last week i think, it said this:

-------------------------------------------------------

I'm back babe.

Long story, but finally got my account back and the guy who told lies about me has been banned.

Glad to be back. How are you?

Long time no spk

xxx

Then i got this reply:

From:

Sophie Brown

Sent: Wed 22nd Oct 2008 9:21pm GT

Subject: {no subject}

Yeah, a rumour went round as I guess it always does with girls on this game that I was a guy.

I was devestated when some guy actually reported me cos they believed it. And Sm just took his advice because he was "well respected" or something and BANG I was banned.

But I've got a free account + GM now so alls not too bad.

How about you, how are you?

xxx

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in game club's inbox message:

Chelsea have made an offer to VFB Stuttgart for Ribas DIEGO of £50' date='000,000

then...

The offer for Ribas DIEGO has been withdrawn by Chelsea

then...

Chelsea have made an offer to VFB Stuttgart for Ribas DIEGO of £40,000,000 plus Clarence SEEDORF

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

he pm me saying:

accept my offer plz cuz u could get another person with 40 mil and also ur gettin a 94 rated midfielder to replace him

if u could accept if would be much appreciated

im too lazy to reply him or im i being too rude? :P[/quote']

That's a fairly good offer, a replacement player of the same rating and £40m. Whether you'd rather have the bigger prospect or the cash is your choice, but that offer isn't that funny, nor is the message mate.

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