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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

HIM

Subject: Re: Lavezzi

Message:

Hey brainless, that player is not for sale. You want the player?

I can sell only if i earned really much.

So, i listen to your stupid offers, you listen to my counter-offer.

You want the player? I sell him for the price//players i decide, otherwise... byebye, hope to not see you again.

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ME

Subject: Re: Lavezzi

Message:

you are completely insane...

if i had hit my head just now and was slightly confused and for some bizzare reason accepted that deal, my chairman would slap me silly ship me off to the looney bin and stop the deal and if he didnt the smfa would.

are you aware that there is now an option ... reject as i do not want to sell this player

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HIM

Subject: Re: Lavezzi

Message:

No, it's not in that way.

If i select that answer, you didn't continue the transfer deal.

But if i made a counter offer EQUAL to your offer, you maybe understand that i'm not an idiot, as your stupid offer presume.

So, Lavezzi is not for sale, but if you offer a deal where i earn much, i can think about the option of sell him. Lavezzi is more than a great promise, to sell him i want a great promise + a good player+ eventually money.

Completly insane? Hmmm... point of view...

just a small sample of the messages i get

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

HIM

Subject: Re: Lavezzi

Message:

Hey brainless' date=' that player is not for sale. You want the player?

I can sell only if i earned really much.

So, i listen to your stupid offers, you listen to my counter-offer.

You want the player? I sell him for the price//players i decide, otherwise... byebye, hope to not see you again.

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[b']ME[/b]

Subject: Re: Lavezzi

Message:

you are completely insane...

if i had hit my head just now and was slightly confused and for some bizzare reason accepted that deal, my chairman would slap me silly ship me off to the looney bin and stop the deal and if he didnt the smfa would.

are you aware that there is now an option ... reject as i do not want to sell this player

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HIM

Subject: Re: Lavezzi

Message:

No, it's not in that way.

If i select that answer, you didn't continue the transfer deal.

But if i made a counter offer EQUAL to your offer, you maybe understand that i'm not an idiot, as your stupid offer presume.

So, Lavezzi is not for sale, but if you offer a deal where i earn much, i can think about the option of sell him. Lavezzi is more than a great promise, to sell him i want a great promise + a good player+ eventually money.

Completly insane? Hmmm... point of view...

just a small sample of the messages i get

That is actually quite shocking, :eek: I think he needs to go to rehab, I actually think He thinks its real life :o

If I was in that position I would i just told him to stick it where the sun don't shine :rolleyes:

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

How can you reply to that?

"sure i wont sign them if you dont see anything that is a colour or i wont sign them if you dont sign them"

did u just try to make an agreement for a laugh or did u leave it?

I asked him what He would do if I didn't pull out of the deals.He said he would report me for dodgy transfer deals haha.He then complimented me on my eye for talent cause I signed Campbell ha.Funny thing is when I looked at his profile I found out he was one of me friends.

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

jack dormand said...

leave

jesus

alone

:-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-D :-D

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Shels Said...

;( whos this.. what i do :)

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jack dormand said...

give me adebayor u Ret@rd

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Shels Said....

ok sorry bid for him

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I HOPE THIS Ret@rd SPENDS HOURS LOOKING FOR WHAT CLUB I AM IN HIS SETUP, CAUSE IM NOT :rolleyes: Capital I, Idiot

Then Il ban Him :P

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

This Was On The 25/4/08 11:32AM to 12:10PM

Inter Manager Blue (Bayern Manager/Me = Red)

Adriano For Toni?

Im Looking for some one good? hes not a regualar starter

£10.5Million?

Im Looking fot A Part Exchange Deal

ok! take a CH1LL P1LL B1LL! Zanetti?

No!

Codobra?

No!

£11Million

PART EXCHANGE :-@

£13Million?

Blocked

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

Noob manager:

luke fagan said...

Sent: Tue 2nd Dec 2008 11:13pm

Subject: {no subject}

if u reject the seedorf bid i buy him and inzaghi and shevchenko for 15 mill :D

Me:

You said...

Sent: Tue 2nd Dec 2008 11:13pm

Subject: {no subject}

:-D

Noob manager:

luke fagan said...

Sent: Tue 2nd Dec 2008 11:17pm

Subject: {no subject}

will u do it lol

Me:

You said...

Sent: Wed 3rd Dec 2008 7:52am

Subject: {no subject}

:-D

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

Noob manager:

luke fagan said...

Sent: Tue 2nd Dec 2008 11:13pm

Subject: {no subject}

if u reject the seedorf bid i buy him and inzaghi and shevchenko for 15 mill :D

Me:

You said...

Sent: Tue 2nd Dec 2008 11:13pm

Subject: {no subject}

:-D

Noob manager:

luke fagan said...

Sent: Tue 2nd Dec 2008 11:17pm

Subject: {no subject}

will u do it lol

Me:

You said...

Sent: Wed 3rd Dec 2008 7:52am

Subject: {no subject}

:-D

Haha was he new??

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

No' date=' he had 150+ rep.[/quote']

haha

the Inter manager wont stop

he made a bid of adriano

Counterd with....

Ibrahimovic + Querasma + 99.5M

Offerd Adriano + Figo

Countered With...

Ibrahimovic + Cambiasso + 99.95M

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

Bare in mind this is Gold12 And this guy is Notts forest manager with no good players and hes 105Rep..........

DJ DUDE said...

Sent: Wed 3rd Dec 2008 8:54pm

Subject: {noob}

Can i have tevez on loan for a tiny bit looking intoa deal.(he Cant even spell)

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You said...

Sent: Wed 3rd Dec 2008 8:55pm

Subject: {no subject}

LOL My chairman wouldnt let him even if i wanted to

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DJ DUDE said...

Sent: Wed 3rd Dec 2008 8:58pm

Subject: {why...?}

Can u loan list him or i place a bid then you reject and say i will not sell this player but will considera loan. :confused:

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You said...

Sent: Wed 3rd Dec 2008 9:03pm

Subject: {No subject}

Listen mate my chairman wont let him and i wouldnt loan him out anyway are you stupid......

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DJ DUDE said...

Sent: Wed 3rd Dec 2008 8:58pm

Subject: {why...?}

OMG your such a fu****g pr**k your valencia manager and you wont even loan me him managers like you who ruin the game you should go f**k yourself and ger a life S**T MANAGER!

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At that point i blocked him :D

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

This was fairly strange and frustrating. =/ Agreed to sign RVP, Adebayor and Nasri for Raul and RVN in a WC (Newb manager), the manager left. A new manager joined, I decided to go for a deal I thought he might be interested in (low rep):

You said... Van Nistlerooy for Adebayor?

adam patel said... have you got ronaldo

:confused:

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

This Wednesday:

{no subject} From: rebecca haydock

Sent: Wed 3rd Dec 2008 2:27pm GT

Subject: {no subject}

ur dumb u put 5 thousand for adriano

I thought that he/she manages a club in my same setup... but when I checked, he/she didn't :confused:

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

i had a conversation with a complete nutter after he just quit chelsea in GC45

ME: WHY DID you quit chelsea in gold championship 45

HIM: i already have a chelsea and didn't really want another one. why?

ME: to get a chelsea in a gold championship is realy rear

HIM : thats a fair point but gold championships are very poor as manages are only really interested in building massive squads which is not what i agree with i like to work with other managers and be fair and i have in a gold championship and thats all i came across. also they only had 18 players and 7 million it was a impossible task in a gold championship.

I had fainted by the time i read the last message :)

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

i had a conversation with a complete nutter after he just quit chelsea in GC45

ME: WHY DID you quit chelsea in gold championship 45

HIM: i already have a chelsea and didn't really want another one. why?

ME: to get a chelsea in a gold championship is realy rear

HIM : thats a fair point but gold championships are very poor as manages are only really interested in building massive squads which is not what i agree with i like to work with other managers and be fair and i have in a gold championship and thats all i came across. also they only had 18 players and 7 million it was a impossible task in a gold championship.

I had fainted by the time i read the last message :)

actually he has got a fair point :? i bet even you wouldnt be able to get anywhere with 7 mill and 18 players :?

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

Got this one yesterday :confused: My chairman values Anderson at £22 Million so this guy asks:

From:

luke ash

Sent: Fri 5th Dec 2008 3:38pm GT

Subject: anderson

can you put anderson chairman vaalue down because i will buy him for 16 mill so willl you plezz

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

Got this one yesterday :confused: My chairman values Anderson at £22 Million so this guy asks:

From:

luke ash

Sent: Fri 5th Dec 2008 3:38pm GT

Subject: anderson

can you put anderson chairman vaalue down because i will buy him for 16 mill so willl you plezz

Lol, what a noob! :D

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

I bought a setup when i got my GM, and got United in it.

After a day or two guy messaged me with -

Sent: Mon 24th Nov 2008 3:23pm GT

Subject: {no subject}

Hi mate ..what do u want for Ronaldo , Rooney or Vidic

I replied with -

Sent: Mon 24th Nov 2008 4:08pm GT

Subject: Ronaldo

How about Essien and cole and money for ronaldo? =p

(I needed a CM like, and Essien is one of the best in the business, plus needed a winger to replace him)

Then sent another message saying that I meant Joe Cole, just incase there was any confusion ;)

He came back with the rib cracking -

Sent: Mon 24th Nov 2008 4:45pm GT

Subject: Re: ronaldo

well I would prefer ...kalou 10 mil malouda

I then countered with an exgtremely generous -

Sent: Mon 24th Nov 2008 5:57pm GT

Subject: Re: ronaldo

yer but they're both rubbish players.... you'd be getting a 98.... i'd accept 40mil and essien.... maybe....

This was working on the basis that I' was negotiating getting Ribery for 35m + Van Der Sar, still not a good deal for me i think, but it did essentially mean i'd get ribery and essien and a small amount of money for Ronaldo (which meant a +4 increase for CM, and a -3 drop on the wing).

Anyway he came back with an offer and message -

Sent: Mon 24th Nov 2008 8:06pm GT

Subject: Re: ronaldo

kalou malouda 30 mil

So i didnt bother mailing him for a while.

Then he offered me Essien + 10m, so i messaged him again saying i'd consider essien and 35m, but he just said back -

Sent: Tue 25th Nov 2008 5:27am GT

Subject: {no subject}

accept this please ..its good deal for both

Sent: Tue 25th Nov 2008 11:05am GT

Subject: Re: :-P

Think it's a good deal for you still.

Now he's offer Kalou and 37mil and said -

Sent: Fri 28th Nov 2008 3:45pm GT

Subject: {no subject}

accept my deal for ronaldo

Can't be bothered even speaking to him now.

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Re: Funny SM Private Messages

Today:

Jake McAleavey has become the new Roma manager.

alan ali has angered the Roma fans by resigning from the club.

So the new manager of Roma is now Jack McAleavey...

5 minutes later in my club messages:

Roma have offered Sergio AGUERO to Lyon for £33,000,000. | Respond

As I only have 812k at the moment, I PMed him:

You said...

Sent: Sat 6th Dec 2008 11:29am

Subject: Sergio AGUERO

I have no cash at the moment, but if you wait until the end of the season (10 games more), I will buy him for 35m.

He replies...

Jake McAleavey said...

Sent: Sat 6th Dec 2008 1:46pm

Subject: Re: Sergio AGUERO

no thanks maybe next season

WTH? :confused:

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