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Re: The Birthday/Anniversary/Congratulations Thread

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As we can see,

Smartdoc is celebrating

his birthday

in his doctor's

uniform here.

I had to get

him a cake;

it would be only fair,

seeing as he deserves

a break from all the

talk doctors give about

the dangers of eating

cake.

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Then, to top it off,

I decided to go down

the local brewery

so he can put his

feet up, and have a

drink of his favourite

lager.

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"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"

"Do you drink a lot?"

"Not really - I spill most of it!"

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.

"You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work.

By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.

"What took you so long to answer?"

"I was in bed."

"What were you doing in bed this late?"

"Getting a second opinion."

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !

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