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Re: The Birthday/Anniversary/Congratulations Thread

Thanks for all the well wishes lads much appreciated :)

Unfortunately, I'm on for a triple shift today (good for nothing government has us doing 'out of hours' these days :rolleyes:) so I'll be at work from 9am to 8:30pm :eek::(......but I'm sure I'll make up for that during the rest of my remaining birthday ;):D

Thanks for the jokes and the effort Hen, although I'd love to know how you got hold of my photo album. Luke, if I crack the cure for cancer, you'll get a cut of the royalties for thinking of me :). Herby, 2 out of 3 ain't bad I guess although remember beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I suspect you've been spending to much time in front of the mirror (just joking mate) :P. Shels, funny you should say that, because the other doctor where I work has just gone off sick for 6 weeks :( (even more work). I guess we just get super-immune to everything in general though. Had few moans suggesting the doctor is going a little slow today when I've been on SM sometimes but thankfully nothing more than that. Bob every year is becoming a struggle and the zimmer frame is coming ever closer, but thankfully there's a few around in these parts ahead of me in those stakes (not mentioning any names). Toggsy just popped in to say a quick hello and thanks - getting back to work now :o

Thanks again to everyone :)

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Re: The Birthday/Anniversary/Congratulations Thread

Q: What has twenty-two arms and a IQ of four?

A: The Man City starting XI.


Late last night thieves broke into Eastlands and stole the entire contents of Manchester City's trophy room. Police are looking for two men carrying a light blue carpet.

Q. How do you know if your newspaper is upside down?

A. Manchester City are top of the table!

Q. How many Manchester City players does it take to win a trophy?

A. Only 11 - but you have to go back 30+ years to find them.

A new Man City Oxo cube is about to be introduced. It'll be called "laughing stock".

Only joking, Adam, have a cracking birthday ! :D


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