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- FIORENTINA -

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MASS CHANGES @ FIOR!

Well alot of people saw this coming, after a lacklustre effort from Fiorentina last season, whick saw them finish 7th, just out of the relegation spot, along with the liquidation of, The Jinky Jives, whom finished last place in the points table, Fiorentina has hereby put a plan of 'Exodus' against many of the team players.

Along with the mass changes comes a positive outlook in the new team Fior has been drawn to along with Lyon, Internazionale, Udinese.

Fiorentina gaff, Kylan had this to say;

It was obvious that last season we had problems and major distractions off the pitch, we got off to a great start, then once player injuries occured and the whole, 'Kangaroo Fiasco' happened our team morale greatly depleted. I can honestly say the change happening will refresh the team, and we look forward to working with our team members. Lyon, Inter, Fior, Udinese, may not be the strongest team... but we can definitley be the darkhorse to surprise.

PLAYERS OUT:

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Happier Days! Juan Vargas now gone though to, Bologna for a sum fee of £12.4M

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Marco Donadel, will be plying his DM ways elsewhere @ Club America, after being sold for £10.7M

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la Résistance Updates

STAR PLAYER CHANGES: (FORM P4356)

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    Manager: JBK
    Previous SP: Vennegoor of Hesselink
    New SP: Yakubu
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  • Team: b_12.png Manchester United
    Manager: Razz
    Previous SP: Cristiano Ronaldo
    New SP: Wayne Rooney
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  • Team: b_26316.png Valencia
    Manager: Kenneth McCandless
    Previous SP: Lavezzi
    New SP: Dimitar Berbatov
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  • Team: b_6136.png Internazionale
    Manager: Ferg Milligan
    Previous SP: Diego Milito
    New SP: Karim Benzema
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Inter Want Xavi!

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Inter Milan have declared their interest in Barcelona CM Xavi, who is on the way out in the Nou Camp Exodus. Inter Milan have had 2 bids now turned down, but Milligan vows they will not stop for as long as he is for sale. Milligan said "Xavi ia ideal for my squad as he will provide creativity and strength in front of the back 4 to strengthen our defence. He will also create more chances for Karim and Mario. His all round brilliance is perfect for this club".

Milligan has no more big name transfer targets at present but will soon be drawing up a list of people his club could be in aid of.

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- BREAKING NEWS FROM FLORENCE -

We can confirm from here in Florence, that Fiorentina have captured the signing of U-21, France CB, Mamadou Sakho, from Paris Saint-Germain for £7,750,000.

- SAKHO UNVEILED @ FIORENTINA -

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Sakho sporting the crazy hairstyle is excited about playing for the Tuscan side, gaff Kylan has assured that the youngster will get playing time in the XI, altho he expects competition from Gamberini and promising British youngster, Michael Mancienne.

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" Im coming for all your soulsssssssssssssssssss."

"Especially yours, old Mark Wallis. Your demons are as far fetched as could ever beeeee and im here to completely and utterly destroyyyyyyyyy youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Real Madrid will go to places they have never heard of.. bad places. And you will be at myyyyyyyyyy mercyyyyyyyyyyyyy. I am going to take back what is mine.... The division 2 championship of Season Number1... Bye taking Division 1 honours in season No.3. Watch out Mark.. You aint seen nothing yetttttttttttt"

Madrid boss laughs at crazy rant from United gaff

After another terrific season as winners for the second year running , Madrid boss Wallis is certain to make changes but not to many , there is a few people on our radar but it depends whever we can make the moves possible , and as for the United Gaff , ' Crazy Razz ' well where do i start the man is mental for starters about a rant that his United will win the league and stop us getting the trophy 3 times in a row , simply no it wont happen , this is a fantastic squad and we WILL be champions again , Wallis also had a rallying call for his new team mates , Eye of the tiger boys

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Big move in Spain sees Atletico finally decide to sell Sergio Aguero after 2 years of him being unavailable. Javier Mascherano and Albert Riera will join from Liverpool in exchange.

Cavenaghi might become available if other deals go through (Kylan trying to steal someone :eek::P)

Evans, Milner and Miguel De Las Cuevas join Matt's cack Roma on loan.

And finally, Garay can also leave Atletico - ideally for cash + either a winger or striker.

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- BREAKING NEWS FROM FLORENCE...AGAIN -

Fiorentina have confirmed after signing Mamadou Sakho only y'day, they have completed a further more two signings, one being, Moussa Sissoko from Toulouse on a deal believed to be around £3,300,000 plus defender, Marco Materazzi. The other deal being for Cameroonian midfielder, Alexandre Song-Billong, for an initial fee of £6,600,000

- NEW SIGNINGS -

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Moussa Sissoko will look to fill in @ Marco Donadel's spot, the young impressive U21 French Defensive Midfielder will face quite abit of competition for a starting place in the XI, he brings great pace and hardnosed tackles.

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Song-Billong, a former Arsenal player who then moved to Cruizero, finds himself @ Fiorentina where gaff, Kylan has already pointed out that Song-Billong's most attractive attribute is that he's a multipositional player, who can act as a DM and a CB if needed. Song, will definitley be in competition for a spot in the lineup with fellow new signing, Sissoko.

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Man utd Manager Has it All to do..

Manchester United manager Razz has held a conference meeting with the Australian Federal Press overnight as the official La Resistance 3rd season took shape and all the fixtures were made. It initially seemed like Manchester United have been given one of the toughest openings to the season of anyone, and Manager Razz was unhappy with the decision of the LRFA.

" Well, They couldnt of made it any harder on us, could they?? I mean, Sporting First, Then in the next three games we meet the 3 teams that came 1st, 2nd and third last season.. aswell as having to play Real Madrid in the Cup. We as a football club feel like we've been shunned by the FA. We will have to get over this quickly because the season starts next week. We are trying to arrange a friendly with Kylans Fiorentina but it doesnt seem to be taking shape yet."

The manager, did however, seem to have some good news. As the Manchester United chairman has been rumoured to have ploughed over $6 million pounds into the football club.

"I must thank the chairman, his generosity after finding our fixtures list has been very good. Now we can have some extra funds to bring in some talented players and gain some depth."

Manchester United have been Busy in the transfer market so far with the sale of Carlos Tevez, however, he did get Mertesacker in that deal aswell as the likes of Ibrahimovic and a few more to be coming in over the next few days.

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Carlos Tevez, the "Ugly Betty" look-alike, has left Man Utd.

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This Giant German Defender seals a switch to Old Trafford in the Carlos Tevez deal.

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Barcelona Appoint New Leader!

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Today Barcelona parted company with former leader Liam Smith, stating his poor performance was the main factor behind his departure.

This was swiftly followed by the search for a new manger to take the helm.

Allan MUFC was then chosen to be the man to lead Barcelona to glory and fight la Résistance.

He was quick to state he had big plans for the team and would be looking to improve the quality of his team, but also the stlye off football produced. Messi is not for sale and i have no plans to sell Xavi or Eto'o. I may be willing to listen to offers for Kieta and Pandev or wiliing to part with them for a Winger or RM/LM

I have looked at the team and after my 1st training session it was clear we lacked something in the wide area's so filling that gap will be my main priority in the transfer market. We have a great attack' date=' perhaps too strong.[/quote']

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United Confirm Big Signings!

Manchester United Manager razz has spoken out about his delight at signing 24 year old centre back Pap Diakhite from Dynamo Kiev and 23 year old Bosnian striker Edin Dzeko.

The Senegalese defender, signs on a 4 year contract and cost Man utd a little over 3 million pounds plus John O'shea. And it is likely that he will be used quite alot next season. However, this wasnt the only piece of business during the day as just 2 hours later, United swooped for then, Wolfsburg striker Dzeko. Dzeko had attracted interest from the likes of Arsenal and Schalke, but he has decided on a switch to the Red devils, keen on adding much needed depth to there ranks, on a 3 year deal with an offer of 11.2 million pounds being enough to tempt the German Outfits resolve.

"Im rapped with these 2 signings, At the end of the last season I drew up a list of players I wanted to sign and ive signed 3 of the 4 players I wanted so im very pleased. To get players of the quality of Per, Pap and Edin is sensational for this football club and the talent we now have exceeds most others in the setup which is very pleasing. I doubt that we will be doing much more businesses during the course of now and the season opener against Sporting but you never know'. Manager Razz said.

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This Senegalese Centre Back moves to United to add much needed fire to the Defence.

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Arsenal manager Razz picks up a big attacking boost with the signing of Edin Dzeko.

And.. for all you guys and gals that likes the Carlos tevez/Ugly betty comparisions... We have brought it back for you!

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:D:D

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- FURTHER MORE BREAKING NEWS FROM FLORENCE...AGAIN -

Fiorentina today have confirmed another double coupe. FC Porto's, HULK! has moved to Fiorentina from FC Porto on a deal believed to be around £4,225,000. The other transfer, seeing Dutch midfielder, Jonathan De Guzman has completed his move to Juventus from Fiorentina in return for £5,000,000 plus Italian Midfielder Claudio Marchisio.

- NEW SIGNINGS -

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The pacy young Brazillian ST, HULK, will look to add to a strengthed Fiorentina side, he will no doubt face alot of competition for a starting spot with Mutu, Gilardino, Defoe, Jovetic. He brings with him Champions League experience, a rugged hard-nosed style of play and will look to make his mark on the team. A promising player for the future.. no doubt.

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Claudio Marchisio will certainly bring an all-round game to the Fior midfield, something that was abit lacking last season from the Florence side. Marchisio, will be a great asset to Fior, he is young and has recently broken into the Italian Int'l side showing much promise.

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la Résistance Updates

STAR PLAYER CHANGES: (FORM P4356)

  • Team: b_26305.png Atlético Madrid
    Manager: George
    Previous SP: Sergio Aguero
    New SP: Fernando Cavenaghi
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  • Team: b_26359.png Juventus
    Manager: Ryan Brown
    Previous SP: David Trezeguet
    New SP: Amauri
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  • Team: b_26300.png Barcelona
    Manager: Allan MUFC
    Previous SP: Lionel Messi
    New SP: Andres Iniesta
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Milan preparing for new season!

After failing to get promotion in the past 2 seasons Milan have decided to chill out for the pre season. Some of the players were involved in a recent rap contest and their message is clear for the up and coming season.

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The chorus went like this

" Ima pop a cap in yo ***

Cos we are good to pass

when we release our gas

so we gunna beat you down

by showin our frowns

lookin like clowns

by takin ya to town!!!!"

The message is clear for the up and coming season.

" wappa dappa ding dang!!!!!! "

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Re: la Résistance (Official thread)

Milan preparing for new season!

After failing to get promotion in the past 2 seasons Milan have decided to chill out for the pre season. Some of the players were involved in a recent rap contest and their message is clear for the up and coming season.

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The chorus went like this

" Ima pop a cap in yo ***

Cos we are good to pass

when we release our gas

so we gunna beat you down

by showin our frowns

lookin like clowns

by takin ya to town!!!!"

The message is clear for the up and coming season.

" wappa dappa ding dang!!!!!! "

Stefan u poof :P:rolleyes:

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Inter Unveil Eduardo Salvio

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Today Inter announced that the Argentinian u-20 Superstar Eduardo Salvio had joined them on a transfer from Lanus. The Deal saw Gabriel Torje go in the opposite direction, after expressing his unrest at not getting game time. Salvio has been on Inters books for a while, and manager Milligan expressed his joy at capturing the youngster.

"Eduardo will bring explosive pace, creativity and flare to our game, I can't wait to incorperate him into the Squad".

Salvio may make his debut on Sunday against Atletico Madrid.

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- FIORENTINA BREAK THE BANK -

In an explosive summer of mass changes and new faces coming into the club, Fiorentina have delivered there final 'right hook', by acquiring the signing of a player touted to be a huge star in the face of Italian football, Sebastian Giovinco. Fiorentina had to pay a hefty some for the Turin born player, the amount fee to be around £10.5 million which goes to Juve.

- NEW SIGNINGS -

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Giovinco who can act as both a Fwd/AM, will bring much pace and playmaking abilities to the Florence outfit. He will face competition from many vying for a spot in the XI, but no doubt with players lik Ben Arfa, Hamsik, Marchioso, Llajic, Mancienne, Sissoko, these players will form the faces of the Fiorentina franchise for seasons to come.

- CHALLENGE ACCEPTED -

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SSN can also confirm that Fiorentina have accepted a 'friendly' proposal, scheduled for the 22nd of April, against Atlético Madrid. There has been quite abit of history between both these teams, alot of to do with the 'Kanga Fiasco'. :rolleyes:

Gaff Kylan, had this to say on the friendly and new signings completed so far;

We're extremely pleased with our progress here in the summer. We've made great signings, all who are under the age of 24, will grow with the club to build a great side. Our latest coupe of Giovinco, shows that players of such great quality want to play here and be a part of a growing, youthful club. I'm not sure if we'll have anymore signings coming in for the rest of the season after are many spendings as of recent, but i may look to see if we can get 1 or 2 more in.

As for the friendly we where double-booked, but as we play Manchester United in the season... we where more intruiged to take on Atlético Madrid, especially for the way this club treated us last season, and there outrageous accusations pertaining to the 'Kanga Fiasco', and there many attempts to once again re-open the case, using such tactics as to get, Marek Hamsik, olivered and make him say we where responsible for the Kanga killings! HOW RUDE init. We will make sure this team suffer at our hands of humiliation even tho it is just a 'friendly', JUSTICE will be ours! :D

Such strong words... stong words indeed.

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