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Tom's Comedy Corner [All Things Comedy]


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On the anticipation that cork city are going bust,n dont worry tough there isa new cork team every 20 yrs or so in this country

:rolleyes:

Les Dennis: What will george [Cork Fan] be spending his money on this week?

george : Buying a ticket for Cork!

Les Dennis: Ifs its up there i will give you the money myself

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Season 2 is over and they got kicked out of America to New Zealand and Jermaine's had a baby IRL.

Aaawww' date=' such a shame :( I really liked their show, but their songs are what made them :) hopefully they will still sing and perform on the stage ;)

Now back to the comedy :

I can't believe I didn't add any of Weird Al Yankovic, so I'm going to correct this :

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And a long one

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Sorry, but couldn't find a better 1 for the last.

P.s. he has way more good ones (backstreet boys, ebay, gump, jurrasic park and etc)

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A few Fast Show clips.

Sorry, but I really love watching Colin Hunt. There's a guy who I worked with in works experience, and he was so much like him. :D :D

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Not too sure if these are very well known or not.

This was apparently connected to a Dutch government campaign about firework safety. I've tried to put them into some sort of order, love the dancing in the last one! Enjoy!

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Why English Is So Hard To Learn

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

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very very funny!! must read

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2606255/Dads-outrage-at-sweet-wrapper-*beep*.html

A DAD last night blasted a sweet firm over fruity characters on wrappers who look like they are having sex.

Haribo's MAOAM sour candy uses illustrations of lemons, limes and cherries.

But Simon Simpkins was shocked at the "*****" poses when he bought the sweets for his kids Benjamin and Ofelia.

Mr Simpkins of Pontefract, West Yorks, said: "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter. The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.

"I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."

Haribo said the "fun" packaging was introduced in Germany in 2002. They added: "The jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old."

Dads-outrage-at-sweet-wrapper-*beep*.html

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