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no problems adam.... it was a good poem' date=' of course, because it started with me, like all great things. lol[/quote']

... Yeah Right!! lol

There was a young lad from Pompey,

Who never felt happy or gay,

One day he was sick,

So he wrote a limerick,

And laughed for the rest of the day :)

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Re: SM Poets!!! We Jammin to the tune - I Come From A Land Down Under Typing on a fired up forum, On a thread all about some poems, I met a strange Mod, he made me wary he mentioned skinheads

Re: SM Poets!!! My friend Sam Spilled his jam On my favourite pie Now my friend Sam Is in a jam 'Cause he's about to die! -------------------------------- There's a rather odd guy named Bobo

well perhaps NOT everyone can do better than me.

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Try these for footy related limericks:

There once was this lad from London's East End

Becks was the name, couldn't defend

He played for the Mancs

And now with the yanks

But boy does his wife drive him round the bend

There was once this young lad named Joe Cole

Who was not a bad player on the whole

With the odd trick or three

He'd soon find himself free

If only he could shoot the ball in the goal......sorry Chelsea fans

There once was this lad called Rooney

Effin and blinding on the pitch like a loony

Little did his friends know

In a few years from now

He'd be prancin around with loads a mooney.......sorry couldn't quite find the word

There was once this young lad named Stevie G

Who led his side to the final in Turkey

3-0 to the Milanese

Thought they'd do it with ease

But there was only one team gonna come home with the trophy :D

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Some more...

There's this young Arsenal pup named Fabregas

One of the best players this club currently has

His passing is sublime

He scores all the time

Oh boy, is he a pain in the a**

Bojinov is a youngster who plays for city

Sven bought him with funds from his transfer kitty

He could come good

for how much he cost, he should

Ah but he's injured, oh what a pity!:D

Thank god for the colossus Ledley King

A regular England Centre half in the making

He was out for a while

But now Spurs fans can smile

Without him they wouldn't have won a thing!

There's this paraguayan called Roque Santa Cruz

With his skills and goals he's been making the news

With a little bit of flare

And the odd headed goal here and there

He's certainly impressed his new gaffer Mark Hughes

P.S. If anyone wants me to make one on their favourite player PM me and I'll see what I can do ;)

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there is a guy called Luke,

that is the york Duke,

he live in a Falt,

that is a Palt,

Then he Quke.

There a guy called Adam,

that ia a Padamm

he like his favourite football team,

that is all Weam,

so he say can I go through madam.

Do these Limericks even have real words? :D

There once was a Man called Sam

Who had a slight fettish for Ham

He ate too much,

and became exceedingly butch

But is still married to his darling wife Pam :)

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There was a old boy called beckham

In his spare time

He likes to take things up the bum

:)

Their was a boy called Ross

he supports a team called Dunfermline

Who will never win a thing

Plus he thinkss hes the boss

:)

Thier was once a young boy called Greig

Many Say he smelt of egg

so he sat in one night

Toook down his pants with might

and went to the toilet for a S......

:)

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Well I never thought I'd see this again! How splendid! :)

To the tune of Teddy Bear's Picnic.

If you go down to the woods today

Be sure of a big surprise

If you go down to the woods today

You'd better bring lots of pies

'Cause there's a kid, 6 feet tall

He'll buy your pies and scoff them all

Today's the day for Lee to have his picnic!

Lots of pies for Sky Blue Lee

He'll eat them gleefully

And have a wonderful partaaaay!

But if you mess him about

Then he'll give you a clout

And shave your head of hair!

'Cause he's a kid who loves his pie

Don't mess with him, or blood will fly

Today's the day for Lee to have his picnic! :D

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There was a forumer called Lee

Who Supports Coventry Can You Not See

Many Say He Is God

But I Think He Stinks Of Pee

:P

I once had a veryy big willy

Many say a was just beeing silly

So I Decided

To Show It To My Friend Billy

I had a chicken called Stu

He was so bored as he had nothing to do

He walked around all day

Then sat on the farmers head and done a poo

Really Mince and imature:D

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The woe of the GCs

In limerick style ;) .....

I've heard there's this footy game called SM

It attracts all the creme de la creme

We all wait for GCs

Hopin for good teams

But end up with teams like Vitesse Arnhem :rolleyes:

So we sit by our computer for an age

Continuously refreshing the GC page

Internet connections sh**e

So try as we might

We only end up with anger and rage :(

We then manage to calm down for a mo

Load up the forum to tell our story of woe

Expecting the same

From friends playing this game

But do we find this - on no! :mad:

Cos everyone else has managed to get a club

Arranging who'll play and who'll be sub

So what's left to do?

Everyone's ignoring you

That's easy! There's always the pub! :)

When you get home, the return of the sorrow

Something's missing, you feel so hollow

Another GCs begun

You're missing all the fun

Ah well! Your girl can keep you amused till tomorrow! :D

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Well I never thought I'd see this again! How splendid! :)

To the tune of Teddy Bear's Picnic.

If you go down to the woods today

Be sure of a big surprise

If you go down to the woods today

You'd better bring lots of pies

'Cause there's a kid' date=' 6 feet tall

He'll buy your pies and scoff them all

Today's the day for Lee to have his picnic!

Lots of pies for Sky Blue Lee

He'll eat them gleefully

And have a wonderful partaaaay!

But if you mess him about

Then he'll give you a clout

And shave your head of hair!

'Cause he's a kid who loves his pie

Don't mess with him, or blood will fly

Today's the day for Lee to have his picnic! :D[/quote']

Hehe, nice one ;) ! Any particular variety of pie?

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Just for you Welshmen/women out there on this momentous weekend...

There were these sporting teams from Wales

Who the pundits felt this weekend would come off the rails

They beat the Irish in the rugby

And for Boro it got ugly

Theyll be celebrating all night despite the gales...just to make it topical, lol

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To the lyrics of English Country Gardens.

Crazybones and his son were having a cup of tea,

In an english country garden ,

All was peace and quiet while both were admiring the flowers,

In an english country garden ,

Along came three chat mods ,

Noisy and boisterous as can be ,

In an english country garden .

Out came the jelly tots,thrown at the chat lads heads ,

Sam, Bobo and sky blue lee ,

in an english country garden ,

Now theres only still crazybones and his son ,having a quiet cup of tea,

in an english country garden.;):)

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To the lyrics of English Country Gardens.

Crazybones and his son were having a cup of tea' date='

In an english country garden ,

All was peace and quiet while both were admiring the flowers,

In an english country garden ,

Along came three chat mods ,

Noisy and boisterous as can be ,

In an english country garden .

Out came the jelly tots,thrown at the chat lads heads ,

Sam, Bobo and sky blue lee ,

in an english country garden ,

Now theres only still crazybones and his son ,having a quiet cup of tea,

in an english country garden.;):)[/quote']

thank you for including me mate :) I always thought you Forum mods looked down to us :D

will think of one shortly :)

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To the tune of Teddy Bear's Picnic.

So is this one :)

If you go down to the woods today ,

youre sure of a big supprise,

If you go down to the woods today ,

youll hardly believe your eyes,

For crazy bones the secret sugar puffs bear,

has bought some Doc Martins and cropped his hair,

Todays the day that Crazy joined the skinheads.:eek:

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So is this one :)

If you go down to the woods today ' date='

youre sure of a big supprise,

If you go down to the woods today ,

youll hardly believe your eyes,

For crazy bones the secret sugar puffs bear,

has bought some Doc Martins and cropped his hair,

Todays the day that Crazy joined the skinheads.:eek:[/quote']

and this

If you go down to the woods today ,

youre sure of a big supprise,

If you go down to the woods today ,

youll hardly believe your eyes,

For Sam the man has bought an AK

and all his mates wont come out to play,

Todays the day that Sam joined the SAS :).

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and this

If you go down to the woods today ' date='

youre sure of a big supprise,

If you go down to the woods today ,

youll hardly believe your eyes,

For Sam the man has bought an AK

and all his mates wont come out to play,

Todays the day that Sam joined the SAS :).[/quote']

If you go down to the woods today ,

youre sure of a big supprise,

If you go down to the woods today ,

youll hardly believe your eyes,

Naths there with a great big suprise,

For nathans got a Ak47 and he sent sam crazy bones and bobo to heaven:D

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If you go down to the woods today ' date='

youre sure of a big supprise,

If you go down to the woods today ,

youll hardly believe your eyes,

Naths there with a great big suprise,

For nathans got a Ak47 and he sent sam crazy bones and bobo to heaven:D[/quote']

that doesnt go :/

If you go down to the woods today ,

youre sure of a big supprise,

If you go down to the woods today ,

You'll see Lee and his famous Pies,

For the SM Crew have joined in with this song,

after catching Bobo wearing a thong,

Todays the day that Bobo looked just like Stringgggggfellow.

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