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The' Pretend you are a footballer and say one thing about yourself' game

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Hi people,

I understand the title itself puts most people off cos it is far too lengthy but I could not think of any other names.:D Anyway, if you still don't have any idea what I am talking about. Let me give you an example of what you can post.

Example:

" Hi all my name is Luca Toni, and though I run slower than my Grandma, the kind Italy coach Lippi still calls me up oftenly:p."

Ya, you get the idea now. So have fun posting!

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Re: The' Pretend you are a footballer and say one thing about yourself' game

"Hi my names Robson de Souza, or Robinho to those who do not know me. I play football for the love of the game, I joined City as there a great team who have a bright future, not because I'm all about the money... Honest!"

hahahaha

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Re: The' Pretend you are a footballer and say one thing about yourself' game

Hello There, I'm Daniel Sturridge. I was offered a contract nearly double what i earn, but because i'm a greedy son of a fish finger i end up going to a tribunal and end up at Chelsea.

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Re: The' Pretend you are a footballer and say one thing about yourself' game

Im gunna do a fan's one:

"Hi, we're Manchester City fans. We are in denial, and think players like Eto'o, Robinho, and Gareth Barry, aren't joining for the money. Because we are such a big club, and will win the EPL next season!"

Dont take it the wrong way City fans :)

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Re: The' Pretend you are a footballer and say one thing about yourself' game

Hello There' date=' I'm Daniel Sturridge. I was offered a contract nearly double what i earn, but because i'm a greedy son of a fish finger i end up going to a tribunal and end up at Chelsea.[/quote']

LOL twice as much but he's greedy joining chelsea? It's trophies he wants mate ;)

"I am Cristiano Ronaldo, I like men"

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Re: The' Pretend you are a footballer and say one thing about yourself' game

I am Ronaldinho....one day I'll come back to Barcelona and be the best player in the world again, (=] Yes I spout alot of rubbish about Ronaldinho, but theres hope!)

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Re: The' Pretend you are a footballer and say one thing about yourself' game

"Hi, I am Rafael Ferdinand Van der Vaart. I wish I could stay in my favourite club, but I will probably be forced out, because I was bought by one idiot, who didn't really even needed me and signed me only in purpose of signing one and and now I will be sold by another, because people don't buy enough of my shirts and I am not called a galactico :("

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Re: The' Pretend you are a footballer and say one thing about yourself' game

"I am Lee Bradbury' date=' I like men"[/quote']

Edited appropriatly :)

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Re: The' Pretend you are a footballer and say one thing about yourself' game

LOL twice as much but he's greedy joining chelsea? It's trophies he wants mate ;)

"I am Cristiano Ronaldo' date=' I like men"[/quote']

I meant greedy in the term he kept pushing city for more money not because of Chelsea's efforts. You've just signed yourself a good youngster

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Re: The' Pretend you are a footballer and say one thing about yourself' game

'Hi i'm Frank Lampard and a doctor will tell me i have the mental age of a 3 year old and what some people class as Mentally Retarded'

'Hi i'm Ronaldo and i wish people would stop asking me if i'm moving to Madrid because i want to stay here at United'

Moments Later

'Hi i'm Ronaldo I always new i'd be playing for Madrid'

'Hi i'm Yossi Benayoun and i'm Circumcised' :D

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Re: The' Pretend you are a footballer and say one thing about yourself' game

Im Titus Bramble. Im Awful:)

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