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Re: The' Pretend you are a footballer and say one thing about yourself' game

"Hi, the name is Arsene Wenger. We're opening a youth academy to attract the brightest young talent around. This time it is in Mars, however."

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Ready to take over North London with their silky skills and green skin. . .

"Saying that, I didn't see the foul."

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Re: The' Pretend you are a footballer and say one thing about yourself' game

I'm me. I'm the best' date=' because it's me! I can demand any wage I want, and get it, because it's ME. I'm worth £80,000,000, because I'm ME! Who cares about the rest of the team, when that team has ME!?!?! :D

Me.

Me!

ME!

[i']Can you guess who it is yet?[/i] :P

nah its defo Kirk Broadfoot

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Re: The' Pretend you are a footballer and say one thing about yourself' game

"Hi' date=' the name is Arsene Wenger. We're opening a youth academy to attract the brightest young talent around. This time it is in Mars, however."

[img']http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/martians.jpg[/img]

Ready to take over North London with their silky skills and green skin. . .

"Saying that, I didn't see the foul."

Didn't know Mars was in France?? or was that short for Marseilles? :D:rolleyes:

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Re: The' Pretend you are a footballer and say one thing about yourself' game

Hello I'm Micheal Owen, Phew! Lucky Man United Signed Me. I Was Just Contemplating Sitting On Hull City's Bench.. Now I Can Sit On The Manchester United Bench.. Earning 50K A Week And Get Medals And All Without Barley Playing More Then 20 Minutes Of Football.. I Might Score A Goal So I Can Claim A Bonus.. Maybe Just A Bit Of Work.

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