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The Rap Thread. [Game]


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Re: The Rap Thread. [Game]

Just surfin' the forum' date=' no new posts.[/quote']

Just had my breakfast, which consisted of toasts. (not really)

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Re: The Rap Thread. [Game]

Just a random one:

Mate you stink like s**t' date='

just look at your hairy pits

One more thing, look at your beard

you look so f***ing weird[/quote']

You need to calm down,

Talk about having a 'mare,

Get rid of that frown,

And stop the swears.

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Re: The Rap Thread. [Game]

Not myn but i just found it kinda funny:

"I was with a new lover makin out on the couch when..

Things got a little heated and my penis came out and' date=' she jerked and pulled on it until it was raw, to her i said "you f***** b**** your hand does not belong there at all".

You gotta suck it, f*** it, or leave it alone.

Im telling ya you can never stroke me like i can on my own.

You gotta suck it, f*** it, or leave it alone.

Because you've done it once or twice but ive done it 20 million times.. how the hell am i not blind.

You can never beat me when it comes to my c***

You don't know how to do the twist at the top.

It doesn't feel good when you jerk me around so just pick a pair of lips and get the f*** down!

You gotta suck it, f*** it, or leave it alone

Im telling ya, you can never jack me like i can on my own.

You gotta suck it, f*** it, or leave it alone

But if u really wanna do it then please just use some vaseline... or a little jergans please.

If your giving me a b***job you may use both your hands but if theres, no lubrication then your fingers are banned.

Your 8th grade h***jobs only give me a frown, so just wrap some lips around it or get the f*** out.

You gotta suck it, f*** it, or leave it alone

Im telling ya you can never stroke me like i can on my own.

You f***** b**** suck it, f*** it, or leave it alone because your drying calloused hands feel like a cactus on my... you really need to learn but you cant practice on my...

You've done it once or twice but ive done it 20 million, billion, zillion, and 1 half....timesssss."[/quote']

you got that of rudetube from last night.

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Guest Park Ji Sung

Re: The Rap Thread. [Game]

It's simple,

I'll crush your whole career like cymbals,

Drive up to your crib,

Put you in the whip,

Introduce you to my clique,

Who'll leave yo mouth fulla kids,

B.itch!!!!!!!

It was a dark, dark night,

On a dark, dark street,

Me and my camera crew,

We both rolled deep,

Red light recordin',

Night vision green,

***** ***** **, that's your street.

We took ya to an atm,

Made ya enter in ya PIN,

Drew out 5 bills and then,

Did the same thing again.

'S all i got for now. You'll think twice 'fore steppin' to me again.

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Re: The Rap Thread. [Game]

LOL, Dan you actually made the thread. This was a game btw me, nick and dan began on MSN, and it's taken off from there.

I'll drop a line you gotta continue on from there:, has to rhyme with the below line and continue the rap.

Man City are gonna reach the top four.

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Guest Mr. Razzcocks

Re: The Rap Thread. [Game]

LOL' date=' Dan you actually made the thread. This was a game btw me, nick and dan began on MSN, and it's taken off from there.

I'll drop a line you gotta continue on from there:, has to rhyme with the below line and continue the rap.

Man City are gonna reach the top four.[/quote']

I'm gonna punch Lee Bradbury to the floor.

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