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SM - Mock The Week


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Re: SM - Mock The Week

It sort of is since I created it and if you read the introduction post I said I'd change the topic evry couple of days like now. so here's the next one.

Unlikely topics on Jeremy Kyle

Mine:

My dad locked me up for 20 years and had over 9 childeren with me' date=' today I want answers.[/quote']

Ermm mate, Thats a likely thing to hear on Jeremy Kyle....... ;)

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"I've *beeping* got *beeping* a *beeping* language *beeping* problem, *beeping* and *beeping* I *beeping* need *beeping* some *beeping* help."

"I'm glad you've admitted it, Mr. Kinnear."

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"so, to recap:

Stacey says boyfriend Mark is sleeping with numerous other women, while Mark denies this and says it's Stacey who's doing the sleeping around.

Who takes the lie detector test? You decide.

To vote for Stacey call 0901654321

To vote for Mark call 0901654322

Lines are open until 12pm on Thursday and the results revealed on Friday.

Calls are charged at national rate, mobile charges may vary"

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Guest TOM_HEMY

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And now for the next one:D

Credit to Seftinho for this idea:

Unlikely things that a player will think aout before taking a shot

(The shot can be anything freekick, penno or a normal shot.)

Cristiano Ronaldo: Core blimy! I don't think I gelled my hair properly today!

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"Are my shorts on back-to-front?"

"Wow, she's not bad. 10/10 for boobs, 8/10 for body... hang on where'd the ball go?"

"Which way are we shooting again?"

"Which way did the Gaffer say he went again? Left. No right. No left. Ye, definitely left. Wait, my left or his left? I think it was my left. Yep, I'm going left.

Now, which way is left and which way is right?"

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