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Re: SM - Mock The Week

This keepers had a tough day conceding seven goals, maybe I shoulod pass it to him so Sunderland can try and pull a goal back. Nnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'll blast this in the top corner and make it 8!

The second sentance is likely I know;)

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I understand the concept of this now' date=' but it surprises me how many of these are more "Likely" than "Unlikely".

:P[/quote']

It was meant to be "Bad things to think about whilst taking a shot" but it seems to change slightly every time someone mentions it. Bit like Chinese Whispers.

"What did the boss say? Do we win this match? Was it this one or the next one? God I can't remember. Why did I sign for Juventus!?"

Player 1: "It's Lampard. Lampard skins the tall dude and lays it off to Gerrard. Gerrard passes it back to Lampard who lobs it to Rooney. Rooney, Rooney draws it back to Sefton, Sefton, Sefton-

Player 2: "Will you please stop commentating!?"

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some of these Ideas don't remind me of Mock The Week at all' date=' they just sound like a caption competition :([/quote']

That's basiczlly what 'scenes we'd like to see is anyway'

Because we arent paid comedians who are very experienced at being comedians :D

It's just a thread to have a bit of fun

And think that's a great reason Armand.

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I prefer 'If this is the answer, what is the question' to 'Scenes we'd like to see'

The answer is 200 hours what is the question?

What amount of drinking can the average Scot fit into a happy hour?

If an MP spent an hour travelling to work, how much would they claim for?

How long did it take Heather Mills to complete Celebrity Total Wipeout?

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