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SM - Mock The Week

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Re: SM - Mock The Week

"Look, homework is a very close 2nd to my Redtube browsing, I can tell you that."

"Well, a nun asked me to fix her tyre, which had burst after repeated gunfire from a kangaroo wielding an Ak47."

"Since I would get it in the neck from the Green Party for using paper for homework that you actually never read, I decided to give it a miss."

"Your homework is pale in comparison to people with a tan. I may not have improved my annotation skills of Macbeth, but my perving skills went up to A*."

"I never realised Sky Sports News is on for a total 24 hours in a day !"

"Making history is more important than studying history. Which is why I made it with your daughter last night, as opposed to doing homework."

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Re: SM - Mock The Week

Your parents have just sat you down to tell you some big news, what's some unlikely things they would tell you?

Son, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but....DIE MOTHER ******-BANG BANG.

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Son..Will you marry me?

Dad! You're ***? And a pedophile!

The pedo part was right and I thought you were ***?

No!

So...Will you?

No!

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Re: SM - Mock The Week

Sit down son.

Now as you know times are very difficult for a lot of people at the moment. Everyone is feeling the effect of this recession & unfortunately we find ourselves in the difficult position of having to make certain cutbacks to cut costs.

Anyway I will cut to the chase, I really am very sorry but we are going to have to let you go.

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