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Re: English Championship 106 - Discussion Thread

Good man' date=' just checking you were on the ball, carry on[/size']

(sry it was port vale

:( )

FFS Dave you've got me thinking he's Port Vale now!!!

Ignore the PM matey (Not you Dave..)

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Re: English Championship 106 - Discussion Thread

Jesus Dave, did you not read the bloody post!!!!

And that's the lass Sam... :o

Don't worry, she doesn't mind (I put it up when she was round to get her angry, but she looked pleased ffs)... In fact she's probably upset it's not bigger and all over the forum :rolleyes:

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Re: English Championship 106 - Discussion Thread

Your Lass? makes me wanna put mine up now :D

Well seen as I've been roped into putting 3 of a bad bunch up on Kill/Pull/Marry this Thursday, I might aswell prepare people. Although understandably, they won't be in bra's and pants!!!! Pray to god none of them are secret Soccer Manager fans... :o

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Re: English Championship 106 - Discussion Thread

tut tut tut- i am sure her father might have a different take on that my son........thinking about it Elliot you are just the kind of spotty oik i have warned my eldest daughter about

Admittedly, I had to look up Oik: An unpopular and disliked fellow pupil...

Thanks for that mate... :P

And unless her Dad (Who dearly accepts me as an incredible influence on his girl) plays SM, I have nothing to worry about do I :)

*In other news, Katie Chapman has medical at Rochdale.

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tut tut tut- i am sure her father might have a different take on that my son........thinking about it Elliot you are just the kind of spotty oik i have warned my eldest daughter about

Shes how old?

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Re: English Championship 106 - Discussion Thread

Both...? xD

This has perhaps gone past pleasant innocent natter about the girlfriend being slaggish and me being an oik...

She's 17 buddy...

You can take her off my hands if you like :o

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This has perhaps gone past pleasant innocent natter about the girlfriend being slaggish and me being an oik...

She's 17 buddy...

You can take her off my hands if you like :o

I would be happy to take her off your hands ;)

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Almost 13 B) but don't get any ideas for the future sunshine. She is destined for greater things than you load of randy little toe rags. You have no idea how much money i am spending on privite tutition' date=' dancing, horse riding or how many hours i spent frezzing my bleedin knackers off in a cold church just so she could get into a deccent school... so eventually she can meet the ( no desrespect) right type.[/color']

As for Elliots little sort shes about 14 i'd say :confused:

Christ 13! If she was over 16 then i would be getting thoughts ;) Haha! The Right type? Wow that hurt :L I joke, i guess i am the kinda lad you fathers love to hate xD

Haha Eliots missus isnt 14 :L have you seen the pic? Never seen a 14 year old with those kind of jugglys.

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Zak let me tell you mate when you got daugthers you hate all lads

:)' date=' i almost pity the first one she brings home :D [/color']

Haha I can only imagine what your going to be like when she hits 18 :L

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Almost 13 B) but don't get any ideas for the future sunshine. She is destined for greater things than you load of randy little toe rags. You have no idea how much money i am spending on privite tutition' date=' dancing, [b']horse riding or how many hours i spent frezzing my bleedin knackers off in a cold church just so she could get into a deccent school... so eventually she can meet the ( no desrespect) right type.[/b]

As for Elliots little sort shes about 14 i'd say :confused:

I thought the only horses in East London were down Victoria Park Road takeaways and restruants :P

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Re: English Championship 106 - Discussion Thread

Right:

1. Dave, now I know who that Valentines Card was from last February. Izod was the name, scribbly writing, child like. It was either the daughter or the wife so it's not all bad.

2. She's too young for me though, sorry. Let her down gently. No tears.

3. Can we please never refer to my girlfriends boobs as jugglys.

4. As much as she likes the attention, I'm sure she doesn't like being called 14.

5. I'm almost sure she doesn't like being called 14.

6. If she was 14 I'd be in jail.

7. I'm probably already going to jail.

8. Why are we still on this?

9. Katie Chapman is still having a medical at Rochdale.

10. If the medical drags on we may have to continue it at my house.

11. If it gets too late, we'll just have to take it to my bed.

12. Unless my 14 year old Girlfriend pops round in which case, we'll continue tomorrow.

13. I'll leave it there for now, as I can't think of much more things to fill this rubbish post with.

14. Bye.

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Right:

1. Dave' date=' now I know who that Valentines Card was from last February. Izod was the name, scribbly writing, child like. It was either the daughter or the wife so it's not all bad.

2. She's too young for me though, sorry. Let her down gently. No tears.

3. Can we please never refer to my girlfriends boobs as jugglys.

4. As much as she likes the attention, I'm sure she doesn't like being called 14.

5. I'm almost sure she doesn't like being called 14.

6. If she was 14 I'd be in jail.

7. I'm probably already going to jail.

8. Why are we still on this?

9. Katie Chapman is still having a medical at Rochdale.

10. If the medical drags on we may have to continue it at my house.

11. If it gets too late, we'll just have to take it to my bed.

12. Unless my 14 year old Girlfriend pops round in which case, we'll continue tomorrow.

13. I'll leave it there for now, as I can't think of much more things to fill this rubbish post with.

14. Bye.[/b']

Whats her name?

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Re: English Championship 106 - Discussion Thread

You sound like my wife' date=' she comes it that she sees me being the over protective type, but i'll be sweet as long as the little twerp meets my criteria he will be fine

1. Supports Millwall

2. Lives in Kent but has parents that come from Southwark or Lewisham

3. Does not drink/ smoke / swear/ do drugs

4. Has a job which pays in excess of 25 k p/a

5. Drives either a volvo estate ( good car) or has access to a volvo estate

6. Goes to church

7. Is a protestant

8. Washes/ shaves regularly

9. Has a short but sensible haircut

10 Is not Irish, Scotish, French

11. Calls me sir or at a pinch Mr Izod

Anything less, than i'll have him kicked the length of the old kent road B)[/color']

So your not asking for much then?

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Re: English Championship 106 - Discussion Thread

i don't think so ;)

You do realise you just described me bar 1 and 2.

Sorry mate, it's fate.

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