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Thought i would help ou and do episode 2, i was bored so why not...hope you like it! And please don't take offence. I am judging this from the first post Reggio made about who is in the house...

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Fraser: Day 2 in the Big Brother House!

{New contestants Bobo, lee and Reggio arrive....}

Steve: {In a camp voice...} Oh my god, oh my god, new contestants!

Bobo, Lee and Reggio: Howdy dudes!!!

{New contestants Bobo, Lee and Reggio are called to the diary room}

Ste: Good morning lads, how are you today?

Bobo: We're all very happy to be here thank you Big Brother!

Reggio: Of course we are, it is Big Brother isn't it! We are live in front of millions of people, what is there not to like?

Lee: {In a posh voice} Wow, as a poet, it is safe to say i am genually thrilled to be here Big brother, maybe i can meet some really nice people here!!

Ste: How do you feel you will fair in the house around the likes of Grant etc...?

Bobo: Grant seems like a nice chap, although i heard he has been in a mental institution?...Scaryyyyyy :P

Lee: I am horrified, but i love Sam(Wainwright) already, he is so cute :o

Ste: Thanks lads, i wish you 3 all the best with you new housemates!

{All 3 contestants leave the diary room to be welcomed by their new housemates, lot's of hugs and much silence bellow through the room}

Reggio: So then guys, introduce yourselves to us please!

Teb: Hey i'm Teb, 34 and i'm a gay...

Nav: Hey i'm Nav, 15 and i'm a tramp...

Eazy: Hi i'm Grant, i'm 14 and i am a bit of a mental person!

Sam: Hello i am Sam, i am 17 and i love my Sophie and i love football!!! Woohoo

Lee: {Whispers to himself} We can soon take care of Sophie...i'm going in for the kill!

Alan Neller: Hey i am Alan, 99 years old and i love to warm people's hearts...hehehe

Paul: Yo yo yo i am Paul i am 17 and i lovvvvvve Man United!!!

Craig: Howdy im Craig, 22 and i am a prosie from Hull

Dan Payne: hey im Dan, 15 and i am an evolution...Forza Milan!!!

Danny W: Yo fellas im Danny, 14 and i love Arsenal, its all about the gunners!

Herby: Hey im the love bug, middle 30's and i love my love bug {confuzes himself in saying this}

Waseman: Good morning, im Wasemannnnnnnnn, i dont have an age {also clueless as to what he has just said} and i am definately the favourite to leave the house first :(

Bobo, Reggio and Lee: Well its great meeting all you guys, lets get playing lol

Fraser: That's all we've got time for in this weeks show, but join me tomorrow on day 3 where anything can happen, until then, keep nibbling those haggis's :P

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lol hilarious luke mate' date=' i suppose this way's better cos everyone can join in the action, well time for day 3. lol[/quote']

Oh it's on....

Day 3:

All: This sucks.

Announcer: Instead of watching this, why not change channel? The far more superior SM Friends is on! Go watch! I know I will!

Jokes. Let this series continue. :)

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Oh it's on....

Day 3:

All: This sucks.

Announcer: Instead of watching this' date=' why not change channel? The far more superior SM Friends is on! Go watch! I know I will!

Jokes. Let this series continue. :)[/quote']

Oh you're going down Lee :D What a great day for Day 3 though, sometimes evn Big Bro is boring.... just like SM Friends.;):D

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Actually i do find it offensive... Because apart from the gas thing I know you mean it...
Actually I meant the gas bit, as you are full of hot air. :P:D oj I meant the bit about you leaving all the time, but it is a fact you have done it multiple times, so not sure why you would be offended. :D

I get made a 34 year old camp guy and I am not bothered; I like the thread as a bit of tongue in cheek humour is great and people seem to be getting into this and SM Friends.

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Actually I meant the gas bit' date=' as you are full of hot air. :P:D oj I meant the bit about you leaving all the time, but it is a fact you have done it multiple times, so not sure why you would be offended. :D

I get made a 34 year old camp guy and I am not bothered; I like the thread as a bit of tongue in cheek humour is great and people seem to be getting into this and SM Friends.[/quote']

Yh was only joking around Steve lol :D

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Bored again...here's day 3 as no1 else has done it! Again, i hope you all like it...

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Fraser: Day 3 in the Big Brother House! Lee, Sam and Bobo are in the jacouzie...

Lee: Oh i love how refreshing it is in here, especially with you guys keeping me company

Bobo: {Whispers to Sam} I think he's a bit of a gayyyy

Sam: {Whispers to Bobo} I don't mind, he has one fine specimin of a body though doesn't he!

Lee: Oh Sam, i really do love you mate! You are so awesome!!!

Bobo: Jesus, you guys are making me seriously uncomfortable...i think i'm going to go for a stroll!

{Bobo jumps out the jacouzie, wraps his towel round his waste and walks off into the bedroom...meanwhile Teb comes in the opposite direction...}

Teb: Hey you guys, mind if i join you 2 in the luxurious land?

Lee: Sure why not, but all eyes are on Sam however...

Sam: Lee, your too kind mate, too kind!

Teb: Maybe a 3 way?

{Lee and Sam look at each other, then both turn away to laugh, Teb...like the man he is, also tries getting in on the joke and laughs too}

Fraser: Meanwhile, Reggio, Eazy and Paul are at the dinner table in the main room...

Reggio: Ahhh, i think it's lovely in here, aren't you both just glad your here?

Paul: Well i just can't wait to go home to watch my beloved Man United on tele....Glory glory Man United, glory glory Man United!!!

Eazy: My god, you are nuts Paul!

Paul: That's real rich coming from you Grant! (laughs)

Reggio: I give in with your two bickering nut bags, i'm off!

{Reggio leaves the table, and walks into the bedroom}

Reggio: Jesus Bobo, now i can clearly see who is nuts

Bobo: Pardon? (Saying this while he is naked)

Reggio: Come on mate, put that thing away!

Bobo: Oops (talks while putting his underpants on...) I like to call it the Maltese masterpiece :P

Reggio: Hahahahaha!!!

Fraser: Meanwhile, Danny goes to join Paul and Eazy at the dinner table...

Danny W: Hey guys, howa u lads? Pretty hot isn't it!

Paul: Yea just a bit, i'm fine, wonder how Man United are doing...

Eazy: God Paul, do you ever shut up about Man United (giggles)

Danny W: They are probably getting beat by the mighty Arsenal :D

Paul: Highly doubt that!

Danny W: Oh i bet they are!

Paul: Man United are the best!

Danny W: No Arsenal are the best!

Paul: (In a mad voice) No they aren't...man United are the best!

Eazy: Yikes...i'm outta here (Eazy runs off, and hides in the loo)

{Danny and Paul get into a heated exchange, and fists are nearly flying, only for Alan Neller to come and calm things down}

Alan: Now now guys, let's all calm down eh! We all know Liverpool are the best team in the land! But let's not get into that...just calm it!

Danny W: (Says it like a kid) He started it (sticks his tongue out at Paul)

Paul: Indeed i did, what you gunna do? (sticks the middle finger up at Danny) :eek:

Alan: Guys just chill!!!

{After a few more war of words, both lads go their seperate ways}

Fraser: It is getting late now folks, but join me soon for Day 4's action, i'm sure it will be as mad as todays with no doubt! Until then, get your Haggis' sent in to me by emailing them to channel4.com/bigbrother. And remember folks, keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep smilinggggg :)

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Lol Hilarious:

Day 4

Fraser: Och lass izza day 4 innit, ya errm its tha eveeksion innit man.

(All housemates apart from bobo sitting in the lounge with someone about to get evicted.)

Teb: (whispering to lee) oh my god , I hope sam doesn't leave he's got such a nice boddddyyyy.

Lee: ooh yeah...

(Bobo enters naked)

Sam: Oh my god Bobo, that is tonk compared to mine, I mean what is that a half an inch?!?!

Bobo: actually 3 quarters of an inch (grinning0

Lee: (staring at bobo with a big surprise) Bawbo, you've got an actual size eiffel tower there mate..

Grant: (shaking his head form the right to the left and then screaming while looking at Bobo) GRANT!!!

Herby: And the votes have been counted, I can now reveal the first person to go through is......

Reggio: Hurry up herbyavina say me, then hopefully i will come back again. Come on do it....

Lee: Oh god please say Reggio not Sexy Saaaaam...

Herby: Reggio!!!!

Reggio: Oh my god, bye guys i reallllllllly reallllllllly hope you miss me, i might never be back again...

Danny: Here we go again....

Luke: Oh my god Teb is lifting the table without using his hands!!

Teb: YEAH Sam wanna have a look at how im doing it, look underneath mate...

(Sam looks underneath the table then gets really happy!)

Sam: Teb 2 words. Bathroom now!

Teb: Yeah man!!!

Lee: Oh my gawd Sam, how can do that to me?!?! Can I join in?

Sam: Sorry Lee, only people with a quarter inch or more allowed no less...

Lee: OOOOWWWW

Fraser: Alroot, och its time for daaaay fouve lassies, wawawawa aah tu mooch aggis innit man.:D :D :)

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Fraser: Day 5 in the Big Brother House.

(Lee and Sam are in the dairy room talking to Big Brother)

Stegore: So Lee and Sam we have made a room somewhere just for you two.

Lee: Umm ok that be great.

Sam: Yeah it be wicked.

Stegore: The room is to your right.

(Lee and Sam goes to the room)

(All the housemates are in the garden)

Grant: Where's Lee and Sam they alway make me laugh.

Paul: (In his best Irish voice) Umm Bobo why are you watering the plants?

Bobo: Because Big Brother told me to do it.

Teb: I'll be right back need to talk to Big Brother.

Danny: Umm I thinking how's Arsenal doing?

Luke: Danny it always you and your Arsenal.

(Danny and Luke start swearing at each other)

Grant: Can you to stop it I can hear myself think.

Paul: Me too.

Bobo: Me three.

Stegore: Will Danny come to the dairy room.

Grant: Ohhhh see ya Danny (Arsenal Sucks).

Fraser: Thats End Day 5 Of Big Brother SM See You For Tomorrow Day.

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