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Osama Bin laden has just appeared in a new T.V. message proving he is still alive. He said, 'The English football team were s*** again'. British intelligence have dismissed it, saying it could have been recorded at any time in the last 44 years.

lol...just a joke..the English will be fine :)

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Osama Bin laden has just appeared in a new T.V. message proving he is still alive. He said' date=' 'The English football team were s*** again'. British intelligence have dismissed it, saying it could have been recorded at any time in the last 44 years.

lol...just a joke..the English will be fine :)[/quote']

What do you call a pointless race that covers 2200 miles throughout France?

The French.

I think both of those are pretty good! :o

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Berba: 'I've just had a good idea for strengthening the team.'

SirAlexFerguson: `Good! When are you leaving?'

And:

Rafael Benitez: "Our new Winger cost five million. I call him our wonder player"

Sir Alex Ferguson: "Why's that?"

Rafael Benitez: "Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!"

Nice ones bro

What big, red and catches drifts?

A BIG RED DRIFT CATCHER :D

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I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."

"Fine," I said, "I want to die when West Brom win the premier league."

"You crafty ****!" said the fairy.

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I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever' date='" I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."

"Fine," I said, "I want to die when West Brom win the premier league."

"You crafty ****!" said the fairy.[/quote']

nice looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever' date='" I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."

"Fine," I said, "I want to die when West Brom win the premier league."

"You crafty ****!" said the fairy.[/quote']

Ahaha thats not a bad joke, thats pretty funny haha :P

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