Radebe20 8,236 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? Tommy is here Sammy Will try and gather Kenny et al. up as well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AFC Chewis 2,215 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? http://forum.soccermanager.com/showthread.php?t=59328 disscussion thread Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AFC Chewis 2,215 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? http://forum.soccermanager.com/showthread.php?t=59326 t@ g thread Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dermo 4,315 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? Brilliant that everyone ignored this post I'm listening Dermo! I bleedin' hope so Bob. What's in your hat, I'm thinking A Clockwork Orange is buying a few pints on Paddys day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marty111 189 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? I took Birmingham:) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Loblaw 2,162 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? I bleedin' hope so Bob. What's in your hat' date=' I'm thinking A Clockwork Orange is buying a few pints on Paddys day. [/quote']The key question is: what is under my hat? The answer is my hair. Below that? My scalp. Below that? My skull. Below that? The pinnacle of God's creation. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Loblaw 2,162 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? I saw it mate as I mentioned to 4 good forumers I took BTEC in HR you see' date=' I know how to please people [/quote']One more wink and you'll be added to the sex offender's register, sunshine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Baseball Furie 2,932 Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? One more wink and you'll be added to the sex offender's register' date=' sunshine [/quote']who said I wasn't already in it honey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dermo 4,315 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? The key question is: what is under my hat?The answer is my hair. Below that? My scalp. Below that? My skull. Below that? The pinnacle of God's creation. Who is the real Bob? What is under that cap of his? What fruit begins with a C, ends with a T , and has a U and a N in it? A tropical fruit by the way, none of your apples and pears. What's under your cap, Bob, should probably remain there, for a long period. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Loblaw 2,162 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? who said I wasn't already in it honey I want to run but I'm drawn nearer... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Loblaw 2,162 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? Who is the real Bob? What is under that cap of his? What fruit begins with a C' date=' ends with a T , and has a U and a N in it? A tropical fruit by the way, none of your apples and pears. What's under your cap, Bob, should probably remain there, for a long period.[/quote']I just told what is under my hat!!!! READ! You're the bloody coconut mate! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Baseball Furie 2,932 Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? Who is the real Bob? What is under that cap of his? What fruit begins with a C' date=' ends with a T , and has a U and a N in it? A tropical fruit by the way, none of your apples and pears. What's under your cap, Bob, should probably remain there, for a long period.[/quote']I took the letters C, U, N and the other one into context then and thought you were calling us names Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Loblaw 2,162 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? I took the letters C' date=' U, N and the other one into context then and thought you were calling us names [/quote']That was his evil plan all along I believe and as soon as I can prove it, I'm going to kick his derriere- legally! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dermo 4,315 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? You're all bleedin' coconuts in my eyes. And I don't care anymore whats under your cap Bob. But what's that green thing sticking out of it. It's hardly a comb, but then you would need a hairstyle, and no cap. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Loblaw 2,162 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? You're all bleedin' coconuts in my eyes. And I don't care anymore whats under your cap Bob. But what's that green thing sticking out of it. It's hardly a comb' date=' but then you would need a hairstyle, and no cap. [/quote']I'll have you that which adorns my hat so proudly is the most majestic of peacock feathers which I claimed myself. I grasped that peacock (or more simply c0ck) and pulled it, from the rear of course, furiously until it released that which I so desired, into my hand. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chipolopolo 2,245 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? What people don't realise is that the bowler is this season's "must have" item. Bob has chosen to accessorise, i've gone for a classic style. No sense of fashion on this forum! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Loblaw 2,162 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? What people don't realise is that the bowler is this season's "must have" item. Bob has chosen to accessorise' date=' i've gone for a classic style. No sense of fashion on this forum![/quote'] ...or a sense of decorum. Screw 'em all! Until they start observing the more refined sense we share Chip, I propose we start to deprive 'em of other senses such as sight. I'm sharpening my pick axe... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dermo 4,315 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? What people don't realise is that the bowler is this season's "must have" item. Bob has chosen to accessorise' date=' i've gone for a classic style. No sense of fashion on this forum![/quote'] I will have you know, I have a superb fashion sense. And though the bowler hats may be in right now, they will never cover up faces that look like a turkey's behind. Thank you gentlemen. It's as cold here in Boston as that face. It's bleedin' harsh. Thank you Bob, I'm going through some more Air. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sky Blue Lee 5,407 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? Top hats are by far the superior race. I myself am a stovepipe advocate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Killaroo 1,388 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? I think I've been fairly active over the past few months... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dermo 4,315 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? ...or a sense of decorum. Screw 'em all!Until they start observing the more refined sense we share Chip' date=' I propose we start to deprive 'em of other senses such as sight. I'm sharpening my pick axe...[/quote'] Sharpen your axe my friend, I'll have you know that I'm a big lover of bowler hats, and hats in general. If we only lived today, like it was back then, then we'd all be better people. Hat's make you seem like you've earned it somehow, they make you seem important. At least back then. Today all you need is a baseball cap that says NY. Whoopty Doo. I'm sorry, I'm going way off the point. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Loblaw 2,162 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? I will have you know' date=' I have a superb fashion sense. And though the bowler hats may be in right now, they will never cover up faces that look like a turkey's behind. Thank you gentlemen. It's as cold here in Boston as that face. It's bleedin' harsh. Thank you Bob, I'm going through some more Air.[/quote']Fortunately I have the face of a Greek God to add to a rather fetching hat. Enjoy the Air, they are at times excellent (not so much of late in my opinion). Top hats are by far the superior race. I myself am a stovepipe advocate. That's a tall hat Lee. Suspicously tall... Compensate not my friend' date=' you are in incredible company and need not do so. Embrace the honest, the elegant bowler. You'll never look back. I think I've been fairly active over the past few months... Hmmm...just when the problems started... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Loblaw 2,162 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? Sharpen your axe my friend' date=' I'll have you know that I'm a big lover of bowler hats, and hats in general. If we only lived today, like it was back then, then we'd all be better people. Hat's make you seem like you've earned it somehow, they make you seem important. At least back then. Today all you need is a baseball cap that says NY. Whoopty Doo.I'm sorry, I'm going way off the point.[/quote'] I don't even think that people should begin life with the top of their cranium intact. I think it should be a three tier system: 0-20 years: Exposed brain, if you aint careful...you die! This will really seperate the wheat from the chaff. 21-40: Covered brain. You're not dead yet, congrats! Have some protection- you've earned it! 41-60: Beret. This is your reward for a fruitful life. If you are experienced, respected, enlightened elders like ourselves, you get the bowler. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sky Blue Lee 5,407 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? Put it this way. Men wear stovepipes. Bankers wear bowlers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Killaroo 1,388 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: What the timmy mallet are you lot doing? Hmmm...just when the problems started... Haha, well ''a few months ago'' was also the time you came back to the forum :p Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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