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Re: The LOL thread

Lets see how many horrible pick up lines we can find.

Nice legs, what time do they open?

Did you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise C letter word

I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me, the harder i get.

Is your dad a tree? Because your a good root.

any more?

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Re: The LOL thread

Lets see how many horrible pick up lines we can find.

Nice legs' date=' what time do they open?

Did you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise C letter word

I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me, the harder i get.

Is your dad a tree? Because your a good root.

any more?[/quote']

How do you like your eggs?

Boiled, scrambled?

...or fertilized? B)

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Re: The LOL thread

Lets see how many horrible pick up lines we can find.

Nice legs' date=' what time do they open?

Did you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise C letter word

I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me, the harder i get.

Is your dad a tree? Because your a good root.

any more?[/quote']

Are you from Tenesse because your the only ten i see :P.

Did you just pass wind because your blowing me away :D

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Re: The LOL thread

These are a few jokes people made during footie last week, so don't moan at me if you find them offensive since their not mine :P

Tennis: The only time a woman has a point.

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WIMBLEDON LIVE:

7.30pm -Scotlands Andy Murray loses first set.

8.05pm -Britains Andy Murray wins second set.

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Anyone hear that David Haye has blamed the defeat on a broken toe.

He probably dropped a hardcopy of "Arsene Wenger's book of excuses" on it.

:D

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Sorry for the double post but I've got a few David Haye jokes, why not make fun of the idiot as much as possible :D

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I reckon David Haye would still be champion this morning if only he'd employed my nan as his trainer.

She sat through the whole fight last night shouting, "Hit him! Hit him!"

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What's the different between a book and David Haye?

The book has a title.

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Watching the Women's World Cup reminded me of when I was first learning the controls to FIFA.

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"Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"

"Well, why don't you ask your sister?"

"But I don't have a..."

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