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I had a really cool idea! I'm gonna write a soap featuring us! I'll write a quick pilot now while I'm here.

Lee: I wonder where Mark is. Haven't seen him in a while.

Luke: He said he'd be here soon.

Mark: Hey guys, sorry I'm late.

Lee: Oh what happened? Did the tractor get pulled over?

Mark: No, I kinda got stuck in the car.

Luke: How?

Mark: I locked myself in.

Lee: Haha! How'd you manage that?

Mark: I have no idea!

Lee/Luke/Mark: Hey!

Fraser: Hey lads, today's a special day!

Mark: Why's that?

Bobo: He's gonna give me a haggis! It's my first time eating haggis!

Fraser: I'm so proud of him!

I may continue this if people want me to. You can chip in with your ideas and plotlines too! :)

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Re: SM Friends!

I had a really cool idea! I'm gonna write a soap featuring us! I'll write a quick pilot now while I'm here.

Lee: I wonder where Mark is. Haven't seen him in a while.

Luke: He said he'd be here soon.

Mark: Hey guys' date=' sorry I'm late.

Lee: Oh what happened? Did the tractor get pulled over?

Mark: No, I kinda got stuck in the car.

Luke: How?

Mark: I locked myself in.

Lee: Haha! How'd you manage that?

Mark: I have no idea!

Lee/Luke/Mark: Hey!

Fraser: Hey lads, today's a special day!

Mark: Why's that?

Bobo: He's gonna give me a haggis! It's my first time eating haggis!

Fraser: I'm so proud of him!

I may continue this if people want me to. You can chip in with your ideas and plotlines too! :)[/quote']

it turns out that fraser is a actually a sheep in a human body suit

me (rocky) and bobo (terminator) have a fight :eek:

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No you can't, Sam.

Episode 2:A slight mix up.

(The lads are at the dinner table. Bobo is waiting for his haggis, while the rest have a pizza, except Mark, who has a Ploughman's)

Fraser: Supper's up, kiddo!

Bobo: Oh boy!

Fraser: Eat up, boy! Eat!

Lee: Hey, I wonder where Sam is! Surely he can't miss this...

Sam: WHO DID THIS?

Luke: What?

Sam: Who replaced my cannabis with herbs? I can't smoke herbs!

Fraser: Don't be silly, ya silly waster! I used up the wee bit o' herbs in the Malteser's haggis....Och crap!

Bobo: Look at that turtle go, bro!

Next time, we meet the Gore brothers, and a couple of bent cops.

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No you can't' date=' Sam.

Episode 2:A slight mix up.

(The lads are at the dinner table. Bobo is waiting for his haggis, while the rest have a pizza, except Mark, who has a Ploughman's)

Fraser: Supper's up, kiddo!

Bobo: Oh boy!

Fraser: Eat up, boy! Eat!

Lee: Hey, I wonder where Sam is! Surely he can't miss this...

Sam: WHO DID THIS?

Luke: What?

Sam: Who replaced my cannabis with herbs? I can't smoke herbs!

Fraser: Don't be silly, ya silly waster! I used up the wee bit o' herbs in the Malteser's haggis....Och crap!

Bobo: Look at that turtle go, bro!

Next time, we meet the Gore brothers, and a couple of bent cops.[/quote']

After the Gore brothers can you do me and Paul Thame as The Thame Madness.

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Episode 3: The thin blue line

Nurse Steven Gore: Uh-huh, and what was in this haggis?

Fraser: Oh, just the usual

Sam: And my cannabis!

Lee: Shush!

Nurse Ste: I see. Well he's probably just gotten high. Keep him off the drugs, and he'll be fine.

Fraser: Cheers.

Luke: Well, what was it?

Mark: Bet he was stoned

Bobo: I was!

Mark: Well there you go then!

Lee:

Fraser: That's odd, I don't remember us having a doorbell...

Sam: Or a door...

Lee: Hello?

DC Johnathan Gore: Hello. . I'm looking for Sam Wainwright, is he in at all?

Sam: Yes officer?

DC Jonathan Gore: You're under arrest for possession and distribution of cannabis!

Sam: Ooh, cushty! This is the best bed I've ever been on! Probably because I've had to sleep in Lee's wardrobe the past year, but oh well!

PC Steve Tebbutt: Aww, bless him! He's not used to jail!

PC Ryan Hooley: Well hey there little fella! What can we do for ya?

Sam: I wanna get out. And stop patronising me, Offcier Tebbutt!

PC Steve Tebbutt: Sorry, it's just the way I am, munchkin!

PC Herby Mohr: We can help you, Sam! All it requires is one of your socks.

Sam: Er, okay, but why a sock?

PC Ryan Hooley: Herby has a foot fetish.

PC Steve Tebbutt: Cheers buddy! Off you go now, and be a good boy!

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