Gooner 10 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! Episode 3: The thin blue line Fraser: Cheers. Luke: Well, what was it? Mark: Bet he was stoned Bobo: I was! Mark: Well there you go then! Lee: [b']Fraser: That's odd, I don't remember us having a doorbell... Sam: Or a door...[/b] Lee: Hello? DC Johnathan Gore: Hello. . I'm looking for Sam Wainwright, is he in at all? Sam: Yes officer? DC Jonathan Gore: You're under arrest for possession and distribution of cannabis! Sam: Ooh, cushty! This is the best bed I've ever been on! Probably because I've had to sleep in Lee's wardrobe the past year, but oh well! PC Steve Tebbutt: Aww, bless him! He's not used to jail! PC Ryan Hooley: Well hey there little fella! What can we do for ya? Sam: I wanna get out. And stop patronising me, Offcier Tebbutt! PC Steve Tebbutt: Sorry, it's just the way I am, munchkin! PC Herby Mohr: We can help you, Sam! All it requires is one of your socks. Sam: Er, okay, but why a sock? PC Ryan Hooley: Herby has a foot fetish. PC Steve Tebbutt: Cheers buddy! Off you go now, and be a good boy! OMG. great one mate. The best episode so far....loved all of it. Hilarious especially the bold bits haahahahaha keep it up! p.s. is this stuff true. lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Luke_c90 64 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! Haha god i was chuckling all the way through this while also expressing my opinions to Lee himself on the chatroom! Lmao some great stuff, i love how Ste Gore is a nurse....he/she looks kinda cute... haha! Keep it up Lee, i feel i may need a bigger part, all i am at the minute is the question asker and the hurrendous laugher Some very good punchlines though, you've got a great mind spam buddy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sky Blue Lee 5,407 Posted May 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! Episode 4: To the Madness Mansion! Nav: Whoa!, what was that? Adam: No idea, but I wanna go and find out! Mark: What happened? Lee: 3 guesses... Mark: Glass fight? Lee: Never mind.. George the innocent bystander: Robbery! They went that way! Nav: Cheers. Fancy coming on a crimefighting adventure? George the innocent bystander, but not for long it seems: Sure! George: That's them! Luke: Who are you? Robber 1: We, are THAME MADNESS!!! Robber 2: Whatever, Grant... Robber 1: I'm Grant, and this is Paul! Paul: Sorry, he gets caught up in the occasion sometimes. Yeah, we're two evil geniuses, well except Grant, he's no genius. Luke: So why are you stuck here? Grant: Our car's been clamped! Nice parking, Paul! Paul: Whatever. We were robbing funds for our next project for world domination! Grant: Yeah! Look at these coins! Luke: Wait a sec! Paul: Oh for God's sake Grant! Grant: Not my fault they put a chocolate shop next to the bank! Lee: What were you gonna fund? What project? Paul: Solar-powered killing sheep! Lee: Oh really? Good luck with that. Grant: Cheers. Anyway, must dash! Paul: TO THE MADNESS MANSION!!! Grant: It's actually a flat! Adam: Well look at this, free choccy coins!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pthame 3d 295 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! Episode 4: To the Madness Mansion! Luke: Who are you? Robber 1: We, are THAME MADNESS!!! Robber 2: Whatever, Grant... Robber 1: I'm Grant, and this is Paul! Paul: Sorry, he gets caught up in the occasion sometimes. Yeah, we're two evil geniuses, well except Grant, he's no genius. Luke: So why are you stuck here? Grant: Our car's been clamped! Nice parking, Paul! Paul: Whatever. We were robbing funds for our next project for world domination! Grant: Yeah! Look at these coins! Luke: Wait a sec! Paul: Oh for God's sake Grant! Grant: Not my fault they put a chocolate shop next to the bank! Lee: What were you gonna fund? What project? Paul: Solar-powered killing sheep! Lee: Oh really? Good luck with that. Grant: Cheers. Anyway, must dash! Paul: TO THE MADNESS MANSION!!! Grant: It's actually a flat! Adam: Well look at this, free choccy coins!!! [/quote'] Why am I evil? Why couldn't Grant just be evil, and I'd be the good brother who tries to stop him being evil? Anyway, I'd prefer Solar-powered killing rabbits, not sheep Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sky Blue Lee 5,407 Posted May 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! Meh, this fits the story better. It's like you're the sensible one with the occasional wild streak, and Grant's the mad one. Cheers for the feedback lads. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gooner 10 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! hehehe...how can u think of stuff like that so quickly...ingenious...any chance of publishsing these eventually...i see it now "SM Comics" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bobo 687 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! Great job Lee, maybe a little bit of Bobo would be nice, lol, they all say that Keep it up! I'm loving how the Thame brothers are as stupid they are in real life lol *jokes* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pthame 3d 295 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! Great job Lee' date=' maybe a little bit of Bobo would be nice, lol, they all say that Keep it up! I'm loving how the Thame brothers are as stupid they are in real life lol *jokes* [/quote'] I take great offence to that... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Luke_c90 64 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! Another cracking episode Lee! Keep your mind at work and i'm already looking forward to episode 5, possibly released tomorrow lol. Just think we could make this into a comic book as Gooner said, it could be the next Beano or Dandy Both loveable comics when young at heart We would call it 'SM Friends' and on the back in bold writing; published by Lee 'the pie' Bradbury I can see it now, it's a thing of the future lads! Lee, this story is 100% true! The statement below proves this.... Luke' date=' the courageous person he is, approaches the two men[/quote']Nice work buddy, keep it up! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pthame 3d 295 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! Could you do another episode with me where I've split from Grant and join you lot on your adventures? I am in no way evil Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sky Blue Lee 5,407 Posted May 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! I don't really like that idea at the mo, but who knows what the future holds? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pthame 3d 295 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! I don't really like that idea at the mo' date=' but who knows what the future holds?[/quote']As long as it's soon lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Luke_c90 64 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! I don't really like that idea at the mo' date=' but who knows what the future holds?[/quote']Well i feel i know what the future holds for Grant.....He will surely end up getting banged away? As for me, i'll hopefully continue to be courageous through-out So dya think we'll end up getting this published in the blog or something for all to see? Not just the forum users, but the game users itself. That would be awesome. Gooo Lee Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sky Blue Lee 5,407 Posted May 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! Episode 5: Hill-arious! Fraser: Right then lads, settle down. I know your excited about going to stay at Uncle Cally's for the weekend... Lee: Yay! Uncle Cally! Fraser: Yes of course. Anyway, before we get there, we have to have a leisurely ride around the Belfast countryside. Right, get your bags, get on your bikes, and follow my lead! Nav: Hey lads, check this out! Adam: That's nothing, listen to this! Sam: Oh yeah? Well check this! Lee: Pfft! They're all naff! Fraser: Alright lads, shush! Use your horns correctly, or we'll be going home! Without seeing Uncle Cally! Bobo: I gotta take a slash, can you wait? Mark: Fine. We can catch them up, surely Fraser: Right lads! According to my GPS (Giant Pink Satellite) We are roughly 10 mins away! Let's get a move on, I wanna get there before Any Dream Will Do starts! Mark: Oh for God's sake! Bobo: Finished! Let's go! Mark: Hang on, why are we pushing our bikes? Bobo: Good point. Mark: I have an idea! Fraser: Och, a tractor! Slow down lads, let it pass. Lee: Woah, did we leave you behind? Mark: And Bobo...Hey, where is he? Mark: You twonk! Where's your bike? Bobo: It's down there. Fraser: Go and get it, ya wee plonker. Bobo: Oh for God's sake! Fraser: Right then. ONWARDS!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sky Blue Lee 5,407 Posted May 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! SM Friends for a possible appearance in next month's newsletter? We can all dream! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gooner 10 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! SM Friends for a possible appearance in next month's newsletter? We can all dream! add a poll 4 it...kinda like a petition. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sky Blue Lee 5,407 Posted May 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! I'm saving the poll option until after something like, I dunno, episode 14. Then I'm gonna let people vote for their fave episode. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gooner 10 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! I'm saving the poll option until after something like' date=' I dunno, episode 14. Then I'm gonna let people vote for their fave episode.[/quote']which culd then be published in the Sm blog/newsletter thing? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sky Blue Lee 5,407 Posted May 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! Possibly. It's up to the SM Devs in the end whether they include it or not. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bobo 687 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! Lee, this is hilarious. Keep it up mate, and remember to continue the new episodes from the old ones... like a huge story... interesting to see how we get on at Cally! lol :D Keep it up m8! PS: Good to see you've found something you're good at PPS: Sorry Pthame, never meant it to be offensive... Lol, thanks for the correction Lee! :-D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sky Blue Lee 5,407 Posted May 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! Lee' date=' this is hilarious. Keep it up mate, and remember to continue the new episodes from the old ones... like a huge story... interesting to see how we get on at Cally! lol :D Keep it up m8!PS: Good to see you've found something you're good at PSS: Sorry Pthame, never meant it to be offensive...[/quote'] Cheers for the praise. I try to follow on from the next episode, unless I can't see any more from that plotline. However, I can always return to some stories! PS: Cheers. PPS: It's PPS, not PSS. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Luke_c90 64 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! Cheers for the praise. I try to follow on from the next episode' date=' unless I can't see any more from that plotline. However, I can always return to some stories!PS: Cheers. [b']PPS: It's PPS, not PSS. [/b] Listen to the pie muncher Bobo he has a brain spaN (did i get it right this time Lee? ) of a 50 year old Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sky Blue Lee 5,407 Posted May 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! How about a subscription service? If you subscribe, I send you a PM informing you of a new episode! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Baseball Furie 2,932 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! Subscription is paying you mean register right? if so yeh i will Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bobo 687 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: SM Friends! Subscription is paying you mean register right? if so yeh i will I'd rather think he actually meant subscribe with a fee.... he's probably trying to be funny... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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