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Episode 3: The thin blue line

Fraser: Cheers.

Luke: Well, what was it?

Mark: Bet he was stoned

Bobo: I was!

Mark: Well there you go then!

Lee:

[b']Fraser: That's odd, I don't remember us having a doorbell...

Sam: Or a door...[/b]

Lee: Hello?

DC Johnathan Gore: Hello. . I'm looking for Sam Wainwright, is he in at all?

Sam: Yes officer?

DC Jonathan Gore: You're under arrest for possession and distribution of cannabis!

Sam: Ooh, cushty! This is the best bed I've ever been on! Probably because I've had to sleep in Lee's wardrobe the past year, but oh well!

PC Steve Tebbutt: Aww, bless him! He's not used to jail!

PC Ryan Hooley: Well hey there little fella! What can we do for ya?

Sam: I wanna get out. And stop patronising me, Offcier Tebbutt!

PC Steve Tebbutt: Sorry, it's just the way I am, munchkin!

PC Herby Mohr: We can help you, Sam! All it requires is one of your socks.

Sam: Er, okay, but why a sock?

PC Ryan Hooley: Herby has a foot fetish.

PC Steve Tebbutt: Cheers buddy! Off you go now, and be a good boy!

OMG. great one mate. The best episode so far....loved all of it. Hilarious :D:D:D especially the bold bits haahahahaha keep it up!

p.s. is this stuff true. lol :eek:

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Haha god i was chuckling all the way through this while also expressing my opinions to Lee himself on the chatroom!

Lmao some great stuff, i love how Ste Gore is a nurse....he/she looks kinda cute... :o haha!

Keep it up Lee, i feel i may need a bigger part, all i am at the minute is the question asker and the hurrendous laugher :P Some very good punchlines though, you've got a great mind spam buddy :D

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Episode 4: To the Madness Mansion!

Nav: Whoa!, what was that?

Adam: No idea, but I wanna go and find out!

Mark: What happened?

Lee: 3 guesses...

Mark: Glass fight?

Lee: Never mind..

George the innocent bystander: Robbery! They went that way!

Nav: Cheers. Fancy coming on a crimefighting adventure?

George the innocent bystander, but not for long it seems: Sure!

George: That's them!

Luke: Who are you?

Robber 1: We, are THAME MADNESS!!!

Robber 2: Whatever, Grant...

Robber 1: I'm Grant, and this is Paul!

Paul: Sorry, he gets caught up in the occasion sometimes. Yeah, we're two evil geniuses, well except Grant, he's no genius.

Luke: So why are you stuck here?

Grant: Our car's been clamped! Nice parking, Paul!

Paul: Whatever. We were robbing funds for our next project for world domination!

Grant: Yeah! Look at these coins!

Luke: Wait a sec!

Paul: Oh for God's sake Grant!

Grant: Not my fault they put a chocolate shop next to the bank!

Lee: What were you gonna fund? What project?

Paul: Solar-powered killing sheep!

Lee: Oh really? Good luck with that.

Grant: Cheers. Anyway, must dash!

Paul: TO THE MADNESS MANSION!!!

Grant: It's actually a flat!

Adam: Well look at this, free choccy coins!!!

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Episode 4: To the Madness Mansion!

Luke: Who are you?

Robber 1: We, are THAME MADNESS!!!

Robber 2: Whatever, Grant...

Robber 1: I'm Grant, and this is Paul!

Paul: Sorry, he gets caught up in the occasion sometimes. Yeah, we're two evil geniuses, well except Grant, he's no genius.

Luke: So why are you stuck here?

Grant: Our car's been clamped! Nice parking, Paul!

Paul: Whatever. We were robbing funds for our next project for world domination!

Grant: Yeah! Look at these coins!

Luke: Wait a sec!

Paul: Oh for God's sake Grant!

Grant: Not my fault they put a chocolate shop next to the bank!

Lee: What were you gonna fund? What project?

Paul: Solar-powered killing sheep!

Lee: Oh really? Good luck with that.

Grant: Cheers. Anyway, must dash!

Paul: TO THE MADNESS MANSION!!!

Grant: It's actually a flat!

Adam: Well look at this, free choccy coins!!!

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Why am I evil? Why couldn't Grant just be evil, and I'd be the good brother who tries to stop him being evil?

Anyway, I'd prefer Solar-powered killing rabbits, not sheep

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Another cracking episode Lee! Keep your mind at work and i'm already looking forward to episode 5, possibly released tomorrow lol.

Just think we could make this into a comic book as Gooner said, it could be the next Beano or Dandy :P Both loveable comics when young at heart :D We would call it 'SM Friends' and on the back in bold writing; published by Lee 'the pie' Bradbury :P I can see it now, it's a thing of the future lads!

Lee, this story is 100% true! The statement below proves this....:P

Luke' date=' the courageous person he is, approaches the two men[/quote']

Nice work buddy, keep it up!

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I don't really like that idea at the mo' date=' but who knows what the future holds?[/quote']

Well i feel i know what the future holds for Grant.....He will surely end up getting banged away? :P As for me, i'll hopefully continue to be courageous through-out :D

So dya think we'll end up getting this published in the blog or something for all to see? Not just the forum users, but the game users itself. That would be awesome. Gooo Lee :)

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Episode 5: Hill-arious!

Fraser: Right then lads, settle down. I know your excited about going to stay at Uncle Cally's for the weekend...

Lee: Yay! Uncle Cally!

Fraser: Yes of course. Anyway, before we get there, we have to have a leisurely ride around the Belfast countryside. Right, get your bags, get on your bikes, and follow my lead!

Nav: Hey lads, check this out!

Adam: That's nothing, listen to this!

Sam: Oh yeah? Well check this!

Lee: Pfft! They're all naff!

Fraser: Alright lads, shush! Use your horns correctly, or we'll be going home! Without seeing Uncle Cally!

Bobo: I gotta take a slash, can you wait?

Mark: Fine. We can catch them up, surely

Fraser: Right lads! According to my GPS (Giant Pink Satellite) We are roughly 10 mins away! Let's get a move on, I wanna get there before Any Dream Will Do starts!

Mark: Oh for God's sake!

Bobo: Finished! Let's go!

Mark: Hang on, why are we pushing our bikes?

Bobo: Good point.

Mark: I have an idea!

Fraser: Och, a tractor! Slow down lads, let it pass.

Lee: Woah, did we leave you behind?

Mark: And Bobo...Hey, where is he?

Mark: You twonk! Where's your bike?

Bobo: It's down there.

Fraser: Go and get it, ya wee plonker.

Bobo: Oh for God's sake!

Fraser: Right then. ONWARDS!!!

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Lee, this is hilarious. Keep it up mate, and remember to continue the new episodes from the old ones... like a huge story... interesting to see how we get on at Cally! lol :D :D Keep it up m8!

PS: Good to see you've found something you're good at :P:D

PPS: Sorry Pthame, never meant it to be offensive...

Lol, thanks for the correction Lee! :-D

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Lee' date=' this is hilarious. Keep it up mate, and remember to continue the new episodes from the old ones... like a huge story... interesting to see how we get on at Cally! lol :D :D Keep it up m8!

PS: Good to see you've found something you're good at :P:D

PSS: Sorry Pthame, never meant it to be offensive...[/quote']

Cheers for the praise. I try to follow on from the next episode, unless I can't see any more from that plotline. However, I can always return to some stories!

PS: Cheers.

PPS: It's PPS, not PSS. ;)

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Cheers for the praise. I try to follow on from the next episode' date=' unless I can't see any more from that plotline. However, I can always return to some stories!

PS: Cheers.

[b']PPS: It's PPS, not PSS. ;)[/b]

Listen to the pie muncher Bobo ;) he has a brain spaN (did i get it right this time Lee? :P) of a 50 year old :)

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